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Ponyville cleaner or insurance agent

 

You are going to spend a lot of time cleaning up the destruction in the town ranging from a Parasprite infestation to a bugbear attack to the Freakin Lord of Chaos wreaking havoc. Even though you would have a lot of clients, that still doesn't outweigh the terror.

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Ponyville cleaner or insurance agent

 

You are going to spend a lot of time cleaning up the destruction in the town ranging from a Parasprite infestation to a bugbear attack to the Freakin Lord of Chaos wreaking havoc. Even though you would have a lot of clients, that still doesn't outweigh the terror.

one good thing is you'll always have work. Ponyville gets destroyed constantly.
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one good thing is you'll always have work. Ponyville gets destroyed constantly.

 

And no matter how many times ponies become homeless and sheltered again and again, it is just Tuesday for your average equine.

 

I have to say what has been said before, the delivery service would be a horrible place to work as you would have to travel between dimensions to give mail to Discord as well as work alongside a colt who does not know how to use a printing press and a grey clumsy wall eyed mare who you no matter what love anyway.

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A tailor. Think about it, even the best garment designers (like Rarity) live with pretty mediocre wealth. And she often sells to the Canterlot Elite. Imagine just getting into the business and trying to make a clothing line for the naked masses. You wouldn't sell a T-shirt.

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Sewer system/ septic tank cleaner. Or maybe a preschool teacher who has to change diapers (Would really really suck for earth ponies....) ewww....

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I'll have to say teacher. Cheerilee has to deal with fillies each and everyday and get mocked about what she looked like in the 80s! And did you see how annoyed she was in the first Equestia Girls movie? She must have second thoughts about her job.

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that's surprising i didn't remember them actually having toilets so that's a relief to find out that they do

I wonder how Cloudsdale deal with the poop. Do they just let it drop from the sky to the ground?

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Suprised nobody's mentioned it but being a part of the Royal Guard (or best job depending on how you look at it) I mean you are completely ineffectual at everything and you keep getting your asses handed to you so that you always have to rely on the Princess's grad student and five other strangers who are her friends to bail you out. It be like the Navy Seals being unable to stop Osama or whoever and instead trusting Obama's kids and her friends to take care of it.

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