The Soda Machine game

[ArcanePony 9]

You get a weapon capable of destroying anyone you wish, as long as they have eaten any amount of brownies in the last 24 hours, it is also cherry flavored.

I insert my lower body.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get 10 black cherry dark chocolate brownies with vanilla icing.

 

I insert fire.So tempting...

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get a Spitfire!

 

I put in math.

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You get a calculator ^^ On fire ^^

I put in your flaming calculator

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get a Spitfire!

 

(I see what you did there...)

[ArcanePony 9]

You get nothing, because you never put anything in.

I put my puke in there. (Oh god now I'm covered in it, I knew crawling into the machine wasn't a good idea )

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get a jack-in-the-box.

 

I insert five bits.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get me.

 

I insert me. (Hello in there, ArcanePony! What is this? Eww! Puke!)

[ArcanePony 9]

You receive some puke to the face.

(I attempt to get out, the machine falls over)

I put some of my blood into the machine

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get an injured wing.

 

I insert a unicorn horn.

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get screams of pain from inside the machine.

 

I insert music.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

You get the unicorn horn I inserted.

 

I insert a bit from my mane. *crawls back into machine after falling out*

[ArcanePony 9]

You receive a quick kick to the face.

I insert even more blood.

[Otter 1,942]

I insert the concept of numbers and mathematics, then break the machine so that those horrid things will never be seen again.

[IvoryVinyl 48]

You get 42.

 

I insert the some lamp cord found in Radio Shack.

[Digit Sums 42]

You get the all your memories.

 

I insert grammar.

[null123456 759]

You get Twilight Sparkle the Grammer Nazi.

 

I Insert MAGIC MISSILE!

[Titan Rising 2,156]

You get magic purple crayon

I insert green

[Digit Sums 42]

You get medical attention.

 

I insert a diaper.

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get a Carousel Boutique sales catalog.........we're not sure when Rarity started printing them, but....well, there ya go.

 

I insert a DVD.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Here's a CD.

 

[inserts a Blu-Ray disc]

[Xievie 498]

You get half of it back, cracked in half.

 

I insert a lock of Fluttershy's hair.

[Fire_Fly 499]

You get a Flutter-Clone!

I insert sunglasses.

[Digit Sums 42]

You get Colin Mochrie's bald head.

 

I insert Ryan Stiles' big nose.

[SuperTheAwesome 199]

(I totally made this thread before.)

 

You get a bowl full of snot.

 

I insert my vending machine.

Edited July 20, 2012 by SuperTheAwesome