Secret Person

The Vending Machine.

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You get a cosmic sense of humor, appearing before many as their creator, then you watch as they war against each other.

 

-inserts a rather dark joke that I'm not too proud of-

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You receive an upset soccer mom.

 

 

*Inserts my arm as I try to loot the machine.*

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You loose an Arm...

 

*Inserts someone else's arm into the machine*

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you receive an arrest warrant for the suspected Murder of Secret Person.

 

 

*Inserts a bandage.*

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You get a clone from said DNA

 

*Inserts Police into the Vending machine*

Edited by CrazyClay

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you get a ticket

 

 

inserts jake the dog and finn the human into the vending machine 

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you get a Dumbledore

 

Inserts One Looney, two quarters, a nickel and seven dimes EXACTLY.

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you get a $2.2 candy bar

 

inserts yo mama 

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You get a regular tie.

 

Inserts Twilight Sparkle

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Gets the magic of friendship

 

Inserts a desperate need for a hug.

 

(i really need one. Some jerk said something that reminded me of my sister, who lives in another state, I never get to talk to, and I never get to talk.)

Edited by DJ-Shy3

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You get a hug. And also a fluttershy. Don't be lonely. Please enjoy them at your earliest convenience.

 

-inserts black magic-

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You get four calling birds

 

-inserts three french hens, two turtle doves, a partrige AND the pear tree I found it on-

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You get a large amount of bird poop.

 

-inserts half-eaten plate of spahgetti-

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Out comes a piece of Scrap Metal.

 

Insert feathers from an alicorn's wing.

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Receive Bacon

 

-inserts vending machine into coin-

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lol that actually makes sense

 

you get 5$ and a slap on the behind, which is all Babs is worth

 

-insert 5 gallons of beer-

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