Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Would love to. But, I am still fighting Pinkie. 

[LHfunk 422]

I have to feed my pet... cat... mermaid. Yeah, that's it. Cat mermaid. Yeah.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Sorry.  Duty calls (: Adu Du is trying to steal all the cocoa again.

[CheeryFox 23,822]

I have no feet. IDK, something happened! 

[Rainbowdash_82 404]

I wish i could make it but... um... my dog fell off a cliff?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

Sorry, can't.  Have to stay at home, seated in front of my computer, and "daww" at your Scootalove signature.

[That Guy with the CMB 5,873]

I'd love to, but...aww, Dashie, I would never miss one of your parties. ;3; I'm coming!!!

[Catpone Cerberus 23,670]

Sorry Dallas but I have "work" to do.

[Fixedys 501]

Sorry, can't go. I'm too busy making up an excuse to not go.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

I'm getting my legs waxed.  My cat is getting their legs waxed.  Someone is getting their damn legs waxed.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I can't go. No further questions.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

I'm...  Uh...

*Runs the f*** away.*

[Lulaypp 2,555]

I am too bored to go.

[Flying Vantas 107]

I'm too busy roleplaying

[Mr Unknown 132]

I'm allergic to cats...

AND space.

Edited July 1, 2016 by Mr Unknown

[twiia 1,843]

I'm as scared as hell

[Fixedys 501]

Can't go, i'm currently reading the invitation you sent me, and trying to work out who actually sent it like i'm some Mystery Co. detective.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,303]

I'm not sure about attending your party; I feel like I'm going to have a bad time.

[twiia 1,843]

Rainbow will probably crash into the giant cotton candy I'm gonna bring

Edited July 1, 2016 by Fire Twii

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Because it's a party of one, right?

 

Right?

 

...

 

Fine, I suck at making jokes. 

Edited July 1, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Can't... too busy playing Critical Ops.

 

Someone stop me...

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

I can't because, no

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

I'm allergic to DJ's...

[Teavvi 627]

'Cuz...I'm allergic to Meson Bolts...heh. Like there's probably only one Meson Bolt in the world but whatever...

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Because I'm allergic to storm cake. And that's the cake they're having at the party.

 

(While there might only be one Meson Bolt... there's a lot of "Bolt" OC's in the MLP fandom. Green Bolt, Emerald Bolt, Lightning Bolt... to name a few... XD)