Make an excuse to not attend the above avatar's party

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Too busy trying to sneak into the party to actually make it in T3T

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,007]

Too busy attempted to fathom the paradox that you just created to attend.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I have to got to my funeral

[NullAccount 287]

I have ponies to watch. 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Gonna go bowling with my buddies:

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,007]

Too busy finding another episode of MLP to make an obscure reference to, which coincidentally perfectly matches my situation and is also not at all connected to my excuse to get out of any party of any sort.

[RDDash 19,190]

My schedule is completely booked for attending to completely different party that I don't want to go to.

Grannies Gone Wild,: "Wait, wait, wait I have to do what? I didn't sign up for this, nooooo! Rarity please take me with you."

[TBD 17,256]

too busy enjoying my own party at las pegasus..sucks to be you.  

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,007]

Too busy crashing that aforementioned Grannies Gone Wild party to attend.

[TBD 17,256]

busy debuting whether I should go to your party or not..

[Tao 7,869]

I can't! I must go help a magical land by teaching them about friendship and weed!  

[TBD 17,256]

damn..how can I say no to THAT?

 

.....sorry can't come, your pitiness just kills me. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Busy avoiding horse travel o3o

 

[TBD 17,256]

sorry, I'm too lazy going over to south to party.  

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Fiddlin' fo' fuumbs, Joe!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I'm terrified of pokéballs D:
 

[Altastrofae 933]

@The_Gobo

I'm sorry, but I cannot attend your party, for I have an addiction to, um, gelatin!

I'm forcing myself not to eat you right now 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I have to flee from being eaten O_o

 

[TBD 17,256]

I have to flee from becoming a slime. 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,007]

I have to arrest you for talking about slimes with negative implications.

[Will Guide 21,362]

5 minutes ago, Rarity the Supreme said:

I have to arrest you for talking about slimes with negative implications.

Sorry, I have an important appointment with Dr. @Mesme Rize later.

[TBD 17,256]

Sorry, I have to counsel myself. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Sorry, I have to correct people's grammar...

it's console.... ^^;

 

[CheeryFox 23,822]

Sorry...no time now...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I swerved off the road and my car started making weird noises like REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE