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Original song is "Battle Hymn of the Republic"

 

 

My eyes have seen the horror of the coming of your mom

She is breaking all the floorboards

Putting craters in the lawn

Seismologists all fear her

Hunters say "go get my gun!"

Your mom is marching on

 

Holy holy holy shit

I've been pulled into her orbit

Now I'm trying to break free

From your mothers gravity

And escape her gaping maw

 

 

 

Wrote that while taking a shower.

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I'm more interested in the fact that I've just seen the ''majestic EvilShy'' post outside it's natural habitat.But I'll admit I like the song you've wrote would be good as a rap.


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Yes! More material for insulting my friends (for fun)

 

 

 

 

I say someone should do a video of him/her singing it.


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I think your songs have lost quality :(

 

I liked your Half life song more.

 

I actually put work into that. This one came to me during a 5 minute shower while rushing to get to work on time.


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Heyy..... This sounds a lot like that new Cannibal Corpse song, "I Will Sit On You" ;)

 

Funny stuff, evilshy!


I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER /WRISTS

On 4/28/2013 at 8:13 PM, gooM said:
Djenty...man you are crazy, but an awesome sort of crazy
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