If you find a bag with a baby pony what would you do?

[leonbrony17 1,216]

It's a cold and rainy day. You're walking on the street. Suddenly you start to hear something crying. You don't know who cries or from where it comes from. Panicked you look around you and you see a bag moving on the wet, dirty ground. You're opening that bag carefully and that what are you seeing in this moment would probable change your life forever. It's a little pony baby. It's dirty, hungry, thirsty and very very scared. Which kind of heartless monster could left a helpless innocent little pony baby like a thing in a bag behind, out of the street? Was it maybe to hard for those people to take care about the little pony? Nobody knows. Now you hold the little scared pony in your hands. What would you do?

 

 

( the picture is just for imaginaring of such a situation. We talk about ONE not about that mane six babies of that picture)

[Yeah ok 80]

 

Take it home then do whatever I could to make it happy and healthy.

Edited October 24, 2016 by Out of date memes

[Kiri 7,290]

The first thing I would do is to bring the foal inside and dry it off! Can't have it getting a cold, or worse! I would then heat up some milk and try to bottle feed it. After rocking it to sleep, I would do research on taking care of human babies, as the ponies from the show seem to be less animalistic in behavior. ^^ I would also try to figure out where it came from, but in the end, I would raise it if I couldn't get it back to its home in Equestria!  

[CT-1138 3,182]

Take them home, warm them up, and begin researching how to raise a pony, and how to raise a baby, because this is gonna be a hell of a ride! 

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

This is some sort of trick question right?

 

I cannot imagine too many people leaving any squalling infant on the ground in a bag in the rain. Pony or otherwise.

[FlootahBabby 265]

What the fuck do you think I would do? Throw them off the damn cliff?

Edited October 25, 2016 by FlootahBabby

[Quinch 1,120]

Hmmm.

 

First, ensure they're in good health and, assuming they are, ensure they stay that way in the immediate future.

 

Examine my surroundings for clues or anomalies.

 

If none are found, take them home, inform cohabitants and press one of them into service of babysitting.

 

Check news for reports of anything similar happening elsewhere.

 

If there is nothing, print out a few dozen posters saying "unique item found, owner please contact freshlymadeaddress@gmail.com. Detailed description of the item will be required as proof of authenticity."

 

Play with poniez for 24 hours.

 

If nobody shows up, contact the MLP cast and crew with documented video evidence.

[Ganondorf8 11,336]

The first thing I'd do is bring them inside to warm up by the fireplace after drying them off, check to make sure nothing was wrong with them, and give them something to eat in order to build up their reserves. After that, I would go through the necessary procedures in order to legally adopt the baby pony and raise them as my own.

[Steve Piranha 29,429]

I would clean, feed, and give lots of love to that adorable critter

[pnylvr 185]

Take it home, try to feed it milk (probably the best option, though that might have unforeseen consequences), provide it with some kind of bed and blanket, and schedule an appointment with a veterinarian as soon as possible so they can examine it and hopefully give me more information on how to care for it. I'd also do my best to figure out how it got to our world and see if its parents could be found/contacted somehow. 

[cmarston1 5,959]

Realize that I am in a poorly written Fanfiction and react appropriately.

[Lillim 45]

I'd have to sell my mlp shrine

Hope and pray it is puppy pad trainable

Get a part time job

Snugglez de poneh

Hide de poneh

Stroke de ponies mane and call it preciousssss

[El Duderino 879]

Well, whatever I would end up doing with it in the long run, I at least would immediately take it home, dry it off, feed it, etc... make sure it is healthy. I would probably end up caring for it because there would really be no other place I could take it. I wouldn't have the heart to leave it.

[PiratePony 8,475]

Immediately call the CIA. Best leave this discovery up to top men.

[GrimGrimoire 4,973]

Immediately call the CIA. Best leave this discovery up to top men.

 

The Celestial Intervention Agency? Good choice!