Ask Snaggle Teeth!

[MickeyAdaptus 2,209]

Now is your chance to ask your questions to Snaggle Teeth!

He will answer everything :3!

'Ere weeb go! 'Ere weeb go! 'Ere weeb go!

 

[Elric Leaftail 23]

Why do you wear boots?

[MickeyAdaptus 2,209]

It iz 'cos i don't like da feel'n uv dirt on ma hooves.
 
dur'n ma time serv'n WAAAGH! boss batgrugg, 'e always used ta tell me.
 
"boots are gud for stomp'n dose puny runts! even a tiny ork like yourself should know ‘dat!"

it also didn't help ‘dat i asked an earth pony named big macintosh.
 
ma question ta 'em was "what are hooves gud for?"

an all 'e said was. "eeyup" wit' wun uv dose konfus'n head movements.
 
but den i realised "this iz komign from ‘da same pony 'dat bucks trees!"

(It is because I don't like the feeling of dirt on my hooves.

During my time serving war boss Batgrugg, he always used to tell me.

"Boots are good for stomping those puny runts! Even a tiny ork like yourself should know that!"

It also didn't help that I asked an earth pony named Big Macintosh.

My question to him was "What are hooves good for?"

And all he said was. "eeyup" with one of those confusing head movements.

But then I realised "This is coming from the same pony that bucks trees!")

[Elric Leaftail 23]

"S-stomping tiny runts!? Just who are these tiny runts?"

[MickeyAdaptus 2,209]

Dese little runts may seem weak, an' yer are right! dey are very weak!
but dey are gud for help'n 'n ork bands by do'n a different kind uv task like be'n a replacement for ammo, see how far dey fly!

but dey are also gud for repair'n our trukks an' otha vehicles!

but by mork, are dey annoying, dey will steal 'da scrap before yer eyes if dey get 'da chance! once a gretchin stole ma now choppa right uv ma hands, bloody squig dat was!

(These little runts may seem weak, and you are right! They are very weak!
But they are good for helping in ork bands by doing a different kind of task like being a replacement for ammo, see how far they fly!

But they are also good for repairing our trucks and other vehicles!

But by Mork, are they annoying, they will steal the scrap before your eyes if they get the chance! Once a gretchin stole my now choppa right of my hands, bloody squig that was!)

[Vulcan 3,254]

What song best describes you?

[MickeyAdaptus 2,209]

@Coffee

Ma favourite song iz without a doubt da ork song!

it furst played dur'n wun uv da episodes from ma little 'umie heresy iz magic!

dat describes me!

but ta be frankly onest, dis partic’lar song made ma day.
 

 

tough dat pink pony keeps beat'n me 'n our kupcake eat'n kontest! i swear, she iz an disguised ork! bloody kommando

alwys so sneaky an’ kunnin', dat iz wot describes ‘er, popp'n outta nowhere!

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My favourite song is without a doubt the ork song!

It first played during one of the episodes from My little Human Heresy is magic!

But to be frankly honest, this particular song made my day.

TOUGH THAT PINK PONY KEEPS BEATING ME IN OUR CUPCAKE EATING CONTEST! I SWEAR, SHE IS AN DISGUISED ORK! BLOODY KOMMANDO

ALWAYS SO SNEAKY AND CUNNING, THAT IS WHAT DESCRIBES HER, POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE!

 

[Vulcan 3,254]

If you had one wish , What would it be?