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but then they take it and then still wanna shoot me on sight

these people no play nice

THEN TURN THEM IN TO THE GOVERNMENT

IF THEY SAY YOU DID ANYTHING ILLEGAL YOURSELF DENY IT

DESTROY ANY POSSIBLE GIVEAWAY BEFORE OF COURSE

-THEN THE GOVERNMENT REWARDS YOU IN MONEY

-YOU BECOME FAMOUS AND RICH

-???

-BETTER INTERNET

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you just don't wanna get embarrassed in public when you lose eh tux

also you no need bigtextwall when succinct

succinct better

Yes, that's right, please continue to be overconfident. It shall be your downfall.

For I have said that I won't let you win this debate, AND I AM A MAN OF MY WORD

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He denied being a brony.

He's coming to see the Movie with me, so I think it's growing on him.

...Soon. Veeery soon.

WAIT YOU HAVE TICKETS FOR THE MOVIE YET NO INTERNET

WHAT IS THIS

BUY BETTER INTERNET YA SILLY

YOU CAN WATCH MOVIE THERE LATER

PLUS MUCH MORE

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WEAR SHADES DREADLOCKS AND JAGGED-METAL CHAIN JEWELLERY ALL OVER AND NO-ONE WILL EVEN DARE TO LOOK AT YOU IN A MEAN WAY

PROBLEM SOLVED

I CAN'T

GOTTA WEAR TUX, REMEMBER?

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BUT SEE NOW YOU SAY THAT THE MESSAGE IT TRIES TO CONVEY IS TRUE

BUT IT CAN'T BE OBJECTIVELY TRUE BECAUSE ACCORDING TO IT 'NOTHING IS SET IN STONE' AND 'YOU CAN'T FULLY TRUST ANYTHING'

SEE

LOGICAL PARADOX

IT'S MEANT TO BE YOU SILLY

IF YOU'LL APPLY IT TO EVERYTHING YOU'LL END UP A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

IT'S JUST A MORE INTERESTING WAY OF SAYING "Take care out there, young one."

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but hug supposed to make you feel better

nao i feel bad

because hug broken

And now you're upset as well, all because of me?

. . .

NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSER

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GUD >>> BEST

Heretic

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but no-one wants my brother

and everyone who might want to buy my stuff wants to kill me and steal it instead

Please refer to the first part of this reply.

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Feels good to be proven right, doesn't it?

I'd be careful if I were you, that horn of yours looks pretty rusty, it's not a good idea to keep blowing it.

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Boring edgy plot device that no-one really cares about hence why it got curbstomped in the third season.

You're just jealous of my fabulous-yet-edgy banner  :proud:

ALSO I CARE DUALITY

AM I NOBODY?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE?

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I have no idea.

Not an architecture buff, remember?

VICTORIAN: PONYVILLE-ISH (the floors above tend to be larger than the ones below)

GOTHIC: NOTRE DAME

I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DESCRIBE THEM, DUALITY

JUST PICK ONE

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I deliver papers.

57 of them, to be precise, over a distance of two or three kilometres of housing, by foot, twice a week.

It's not really for the money, it's just an opportunity to get paid for a pleasantly invigourating stroll.

So, newspaper boy?

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4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEN TURN THEM IN TO THE GOVERNMENT

IF THEY SAY YOU DID ANYTHING ILLEGAL YOURSELF DENY IT

DESTROY ANY POSSIBLE GIVEAWAY BEFORE OF COURSE

-THEN THE GOVERNMENT REWARDS YOU IN MONEY

-YOU BECOME FAMOUS AND RICH

-???

-BETTER INTERNET

THEY ARE THE GOVERNMENT

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Yes, that's right, please continue to be overconfident. It shall be your downfall.

For I have said that I won't let you win this debate, AND I AM A MAN OF MY WORD

I don't need you to let me win the debate to win it anyway.

I'm not a man of your word.

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Soon. Veeery soon.

WAIT YOU HAVE TICKETS FOR THE MOVIE YET NO INTERNET

WHAT IS THIS

BUY BETTER INTERNET YA SILLY

YOU CAN WATCH MOVIE THERE LATER

PLUS MUCH MORE

1) I DON'T HAVE TICKETS YET I'M WAITING LIKE A HAWK

2) PIRATING IS BAD I NO WANNA DO IT

3) MY LAPTOP HAS BAD SOUND SYSTEM AND SMALL SCREEN SO MOVIE WILL BE LAME ON IT

4) I WANNA GET FULL CINEMA EXPERIENCE

 

BLEAH TO YOU ASSUMYPERSON PIRATE

4 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I CAN'T

GOTTA WEAR TUX, REMEMBER?

A tuxedo and a black leather jagged-metal-spike-covered chain-adorned full-body suit of clothing are hardly mutually exclusive.

Just edgify what you've already got.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S MEANT TO BE YOU SILLY

IF YOU'LL APPLY IT TO EVERYTHING YOU'LL END UP A CONSPIRACY THEORIST

IT'S JUST A MORE INTERESTING WAY OF SAYING "Take care out there, young one."

JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE 'don't be a gullible moron'

SHORTER SWEETER AND MORE TO THE POINT

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

And now you're upset as well, all because of me?

. . .

NOW I FEEL EVEN WORSER

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HUGGING MEH

HUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

SILLI TUX

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'd be careful if I were you, that horn of yours looks pretty rusty, it's not a good idea to keep blowing it up.

I fixed your sentence for you.

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ALSO I CARE DUALITY

AM I NOBODY?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING HERE?

no i said you were no-one

not nobody

i'm saying your username is a misnomer

because you are actually secretly seven-and-two-third different people

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

VICTORIAN: PONYVILLE-ISH (the floors above tend to be larger than the ones below)

GOTHIC: NOTRE DAME

I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO DESCRIBE THEM, DUALITY

JUST PICK ONE

i defy your options

and choose neo-classical verdigrism

6 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

So, newspaper boy?

Newspaper MAN.

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On 10/10/2017 at 0:42 AM, Duality said:

Of course I do.

I'm the one who started it, after all.

You absolute madman. D:

:D

 

Interrogatives:

1. What is your fastest typing speed?

2. How fast can you type with only your left hand?

3. How fast can you type with only your right hand?

4. Opinion on carbonated water?

5. Opinion on blue ice?

6. Opinion on this?

7. Opinion on being the main nourishment for all life on Earth?

8. Favorite canon MLP song?

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1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your fastest typing speed?

26 words per minute, according to some random test I took.

Very, very, slowly, in other words.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

How fast can you type with only your left hand?

Less fast, my Holmes-like abilities allow me to deduce.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

How fast can you type with only your right hand?

Probably also less fast, general symmetry would imply.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on carbonated water?

Gassy.

Not flattering.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on blue ice?

Dense.

Even less flattering.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on this?

That implies the only two options are dying heroically and young or waiting for yourself to become a villain near the end of your life.

I'm going for a 'dying villainously and late in life but not wasting any time converting to the Dark Side' sort of dealio.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Opinion on being the main nourishment for all life on Earth?

Your collective existence depends on me being in a benevolent mood.

$20,000,000 on my doorstep before noon tomorrow.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite canon MLP song?

"Dum dum dum-da-da-dum-dum dum dum dum-da-da-da. . ."

Something something when you find you've got the music in you something something Fluttershy lip-syncing.

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THEY ARE THE GOVERNMENT

BUT HOW CAN THE BLACK MARKET PEOPLE ALSO BE THE GOVERNMENT

WHAT

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I don't need you to let me win the debate to win it anyway.

I suppose we'll have to wait and see.

ALSO HAPPY UPCOMING NIGHTMARE NIGHT

IT'S LUNA MONTH BABY

LOOK AT HER, SMUGLY EATING THAT APPLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE

I CAN'T LET HER DOWN

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1) I DON'T HAVE TICKETS YET I'M WAITING LIKE A HAWK

2) PIRATING IS BAD I NO WANNA DO IT

3) MY LAPTOP HAS BAD SOUND SYSTEM AND SMALL SCREEN SO MOVIE WILL BE LAME ON IT

4) I WANNA GET FULL CINEMA EXPERIENCE

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE NOT PLAYING IT SUBBED ANYWHERE IN MY COUNTRY

NOW I HAVE TO PIRATE IT TO SEE IT IN ENGLISH

WHICH'LL TAKE AGES SINCE IT JUST CAME OUT

GOOD THING I DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS, EH?

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BLEAH TO YOU ASSUMYPERSON PIRATE

YAR HAR HAR

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A tuxedo and a black leather jagged-metal-spike-covered chain-adorned full-body suit of clothing are hardly mutually exclusive.

Just edgify what you've already got.

But I don't like looking edgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I like looking dappeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

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JUST SAY SOMETHING LIKE 'don't be a gullible moron'

SHORTER SWEETER AND MORE TO THE POINT

I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

ALSO HOW IS THAT SWEET IN ANY WAY

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT HUGGING MEH

HUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

SILLI TUX

BUT I CAN'T

YOU'RE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF KILOMETERS AWAY

OR AT LEAST TOO FAR AWAY TOO HUG

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I fixed your sentence for you.

I looked it up, and both are accepted, although adding "up" is more recommended.

You probably noticed I was playing around with the words in the saying "quit blowing your horn", and I didn't want to add too much to it

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no i said you were no-one

not nobody

i'm saying your username is a misnomer

because you are actually secretly seven-and-two-third different people

HOW DARE YOU

I'M NOT SOME ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, NOR AM I NO-ONE

I AM THE ONE

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i defy your options

and choose neo-classical verdigrism

Wow Duality, I didn't take you for a cheater

After all, you're the one who always scolds me for (not-quite-)subtly dodging your questions

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Newspaper MAN.

I knew you would say that.

 

-Bats or rats?

-What's your favourite thing about Nightmare Night?

-Do kids go trick-or-treating where you live?

-What's the highest you've ever jumped from?

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8 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT HOW CAN THE BLACK MARKET PEOPLE ALSO BE THE GOVERNMENT

WHAT

THE BLACK MARKET PEOPLE WHO SELL NUCLEAR PARTS TO PSYCHOS LIKE ME ARE ALL FROM RANDOM GOVERNMENTS WHO NEED MONEY AND DON'T REALLY NEED NUCLEAR PARTS

MOSTLY AMERICA'S GOVERNMENT

10 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

But I don't like looking edgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I like looking dappeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

They're hardly mutually exclusive.

16 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'LL SAY WHATEVER I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

No, you'll say whatever I want. :mustache:

17 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ALSO HOW IS THAT SWEET IN ANY WAY

tough love baby

17 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT I CAN'T

YOU'RE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF KILOMETERS AWAY

OR AT LEAST TOO FAR AWAY TO HUG

Are you quite certain of that?

18 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I looked it up, and both are accepted, although adding "up" is more recommended.

You probably noticed I was playing around with the words in the saying "quit blowing your horn", and I didn't want to add too much to it

NOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING INSECURE ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH IT WAS A JOOOOEEEEEEEK

I WAS IMPLYING I WAS MORE LIKELY TO DETONATE MY HORN WITH EXPLOSIVE DEVICES THAN ACTUALLY MUSICALLY PLAY IT

BLOWING => PLAYING HORN MUSICALLY

BLOWING UP => DETONATING HORN EXPLOSIVELY

I WASN'T CRITIQUING YOUR ENGLISH

24 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DARE YOU

I'M NOT SOME ELDRITCH ABOMINATION, NOR AM I NO-ONE

I AM THE ONE

uh-huh.

24 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Wow Duality, I didn't take you for a cheater

After all, you're the one who always scolds me for (not-quite-)subtly dodging your questions

That's not cheating, it's thinking outside the box.

You don't even give me consolation-prize answers when you dodge my questions.

25 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I knew you would say that.

So did I.

Weird, huh?

26 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Bats or rats?

I don't feel an uncontrollable primal urge to kill bats with as much fire as inhumanly possible, put it that way.

26 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's your favourite thing about Nightmare Night?

That it exists?

I dunno, it's not really a big thing for me.

27 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do kids go trick-or-treating where you live?

Half-heartedly.

Think bedsheet ghosts and superhero onesies.

27 minutes ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What's the highest you've ever jumped from?

About 20 metres straight up.

Was a part of a giant rope swing thing where you got on all this rock-climbing-like safety gear, climbed up to the top of this massive wooden post (which swayed rather dramatically in the wind, may I add), got strapped into a pair of long ropes leading off to a pair of offset posts (in a sort of top-view V-shape with me at the point), and jumped off the post.

Although they sorta had to shove me a bit before I went over.

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THE BLACK MARKET PEOPLE WHO SELL NUCLEAR PARTS TO PSYCHOS LIKE ME ARE ALL FROM RANDOM GOVERNMENTS WHO NEED MONEY AND DON'T REALLY NEED NUCLEAR PARTS

MOSTLY AMERICA'S GOVERNMENT

SURELY THERE ARE OTHER SHADY FOLKS LOOKING FOR CHEAP NUCLEAR PARTS

IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE, JUST CREATE A MINI NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND STOP SPENDING DOUGH ON ELECTRICITY

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They're hardly mutually exclusive.

Perhaps.

Spiky leather jackets and tuxedos, however, are.

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No, you'll say whatever I want. :mustache:

OH GOD IT'S THE KILLER MUSTACHE

THE STORIES WERE TRUE

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Are you quite certain of that?

. . .

I just checked around the room, yup, you're nowhere near close enough for me to hug you.

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NOOOOOOOOOO STOP BEING INSECURE ABOUT YOUR ENGLISH IT WAS A JOOOOEEEEEEEK

I WASN'T CRITIQUING YOUR ENGLISH

YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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uh-huh.

What do you mean "uh-huh"? It's right there, at the beginning of my username. Surely you can read it.

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That's not cheating, it's thinking outside the box.

You don't even give me consolation-prize answers when you dodge my questions.

That's because my dodgy replies are the consolation prize  :toldya:

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So did I.

Weird, huh?

Still, I didn't take you for a delivery boy. If somebody else told me this last week I would've probably bursted out laughing 

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I don't feel an uncontrollable primal urge to kill bats with as much fire as inhumanly possible, put it that way.

Gosh, you sound just like my mother. Why are people so terrified of rats? I mean, sure, the ones that live in the sewers are filthy and carry dozens of diseases, but that's only the case in major cities with huge sewer systems. Rodents in general are actually considered quite cute, and pet rats/mice are no exception.

Besides, they love playing, unlike hamsters, who just sit around all day and nearly have a panic attack whenever you approach them.

I'd love to get a pet rat someday.

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That it exists?

I dunno, it's not really a big thing for me

HERE WE DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN

NO CANDY, NO NOTHING

YET I'M STILL TRYING MY BEST TO ENJOY IT

BE APPRECIATIVE YOU UNGRATEFUL SPLISH-SPLASH

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Although they sorta had to shove me a bit before I went over.

I imagine that was fun.

 

 

-Candy corn: yea or nay?

-Favourite equestrian holiday?

-How many languages can you speak?

-How would you describe Thorax to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

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15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SURELY THERE ARE OTHER SHADY FOLKS LOOKING FOR CHEAP NUCLEAR PARTS

The government takes out most of 'em because buying cheap black-market nuclear parts is illegal, don'tcha know.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IF THAT'S NOT THE CASE, JUST CREATE A MINI NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND STOP SPENDING DOUGH ON ELECTRICITY

I barely have enough plutonium to use on projects that actually need radioactive components.

I'm currently using my matter-energy converter to power my facility with the mass-energy of a paperclip.

Kept me going for three months so far, that clip has.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Perhaps.

Spiky leather jackets and tuxedos, however, are.

I meant spiky leather tuxedos.

Widen your mind, my dear Tux.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT'S THE KILLER MUSTACHE

THE STORIES WERE TRUE

Well dur:orly:

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

I just checked around the room, yup, you're nowhere near close enough for me to hug you.

That implies invisibility tech is beyond my capabilities.

Surely you've learnt by now not to underestimate me.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

I DO IT AS A FRIEND TUX

FREE ENGLISH TUTORING

DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

What do you mean "uh-huh"? It's right there, at the beginning of my username. Surely you can read it.

That just means that you think you're 'The One', not that you actually are:P

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

That's because my dodgy replies are the consolation prize  :toldya:

Try lollipops.

More consoling.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Still, I didn't take you for a delivery boy. If somebody else told me this last week I would've probably bursted out laughing

It's a pleasant 2-mile walk that I get paid for.

Pragmatism outweighs pride.

 

 

 

also why laughter

putting newspapers in people's letterboxes isn't that humiliating

it's not like there's any interpersonal interaction where i play the part of the obligatory nerdy weirdo who awkwardly hands things to gawking customers

how dare you mock me you munster

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You sound just like my mother. Why are people so terrified of rats? I mean, sure, the ones that live in the sewers are filthy and carry dozens of diseases, but that's only the case in major cities with huge sewer systems. Rodents in general are actually considered quite cute, and pet rats/mice are no exception.

Besides, they love playing, unlike hamsters, who just sit around all day and nearly have a panic attack whenever you approach them.

I'd love to get a pet rat someday.

When I think about rats, in general, I think about the time my mother thought she saw a puppy near our local creek.

When she went near it to try and see if she could get it back to its owner, it scurried straight into the water and vanished.

Feral water rat.

Over a foot long, tail not included.

I am nowhere near averse to terminating wild specimens with extreme prejudice, especially given that both my house and my church has had issues with rats for at least the last decade.

I'm certainly not terrified of them, though, and I don't really have a problem with pet rats; the 'kill-with-fire' thing was mostly hyperbole.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HERE WE DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN

NO CANDY, NO NOTHING

YET I'M STILL TRYING MY BEST TO ENJOY IT

BE APPRECIATIVE YOU UNGRATEFUL SPLISH-SPLASH

Don't like Halloween overmuch.

Origins relatively unwholesome.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Candy corn: yea or nay?

ICK NO KILL WITH AS MUCH FIRE AS INHUMANLY POSSIBLE

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favourite equestrian holiday?

The Running of the Leaves; it's the most unique-to-Equestria holiday in the whole show.

15 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How many languages can you speak?

English, a bit of German (used to take lessons), a smidge of Latin (enough to sound wittily literate in relatively erudite company), and a few token words in maybe 10 other assorted languages ('hi', 'goodbye', 'food', just the essentials).

16 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Thorax to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

GLORIOUS RAINBOWPASTEL MOOSELORD

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The government takes out most of 'em because buying cheap black-market nuclear parts is illegal, don'tcha know.

THEN HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

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I barely have enough plutonium to use on projects that actually need radioactive components.

I'm currently using my matter-energy converter to power my facility with the mass-energy of a paperclip.

Kept me going for three months so far, that clip has.

You're denying obvious solutions, Duality. I'm running out of options here.

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I meant spiky leather tuxedos.

Widen your mind, my dear Tux.

. . .

But isn't a tuxedo made of leather and covered in metal spikes just a regular leather jacket?

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Well dur. [missing_emoticon,reason:{EXPUNGED-CANNOT BE USED BY HERETICS}]

QUIT SAYING 'DUR' IT HURTS

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That implies invisibility tech is beyond my capabilities.

Surely you've learnt by now not to underestimate me.

. . .

Give me a minute.

. . .

There, I taped strings all across the room. Now there's no way that anyone else, invisible or not, is in here with me. Thought you could trick me with your technological shenanigans, eh?

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I DO IT AS A FRIEND TUX

FREE ENGLISH TUTORING

DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME

ARE YOU? OR ARE YOU DOING IT JUST TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO ME?

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That just means that you think you're 'The One', not that you actually are:P

Oh, I ensure you, I am t̡͟he on̛͝ȩ́́.́͜

̵͡ ͏̷1 ́͏ ̧͢ ͘ ̸ ͡ ̕ ̴̷͡ ̧ ̀͜ ̴̵ ̨̕ ̷ ͏̴7͘
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Try lollipops.

More consoling.

Oh, I'm sorry, it seems that we ran out of lollipops. How about some candy corn?

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also why laughter

putting newspapers in people's letterboxes isn't that humiliating

it's not like there's any interpersonal interaction where i play the part of the obligatory nerdy weirdo who awkwardly hands things to gawking customers

how dare you mock me you munster

Duality: Nuclear scientist by night, newspaper boy by day.

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When I think about rats, in general, I think about the time my mother thought she saw a puppy near our local creek.

When she went near it to try and see if she could get it back to its owner, it scurried straight into the water and vanished.

Feral water rat.

Over a foot long, tail not included.

I am nowhere near averse to terminating wild specimens with extreme prejudice, especially given that both my house and my church has had issues with rats for at least the last decade.

I'm certainly not terrified of them, though, and I don't really have a problem with pet rats; the 'kill-with-fire' thing was mostly hyperbole.

Those aren't rats, Duality.

Those are mutated monsters, abominations of nature.

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Don't like Halloween overmuch.

Origins relatively unwholesome.

Oh, don't tell me you're spooked by those silly stories. People back in the day burned "witches" alive, remember? Dressing up in weird costumes to 'scare away the evil spirits' was perhaps the funniest thing they did.

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ICK NO KILL WITH AS MUCH FIRE AS INHUMANLY POSSIBLE

I never actually got the chance to taste it, is it that bad?

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The Running of the Leaves; it's the most unique-to-Equestria holiday in the whole show.

Thinking about it, you're right. This is the one holiday most specific to Equestria.

Nightmare Night - Halloween

Heart's Warming Eve - Christmas

Hearts and Hooves Day - Valentine's Day

Winter Wrap Up - New Year

Summer Sun Festival and Winter Moon Festival - the two solstices

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English, a bit of German (used to take lessons), a smidge of Latin (enough to sound wittily literate in relatively erudite company), and a few token words in maybe 10 other assorted languages ('hi', 'goodbye', 'food', just the essentials).

Quite the linguist, eh, Mr. Physician?

 

-Who framed Roger Rabbit?

-How would you describe Spike to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-Do you know...  the muffin man?

-Would you rather burn to death or drown to death? (probably by far the most grim question you're going to ever be asked around here)

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17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEN HOW DID YOU GET YOUR HANDS ON THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE?

BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS DON'T CARE IF IT'S ILLEGAL TO BUY NUCLEAR PARTS IF THEY'RE THE ONES SELLING THEEEEEEM

THEY'RE CALLED 'DOUBLE STANDARDS'

FAIRLY COMMON IN POLITICS, DON'TCHA KNOW

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

You're denying obvious solutions, Duality. I'm running out of options here.

I NO DENY

I SAY THAT I ALREADY IMPLEMENTING OBVIOUS SOLUTIONS

BECAUSE I NO DUMDUM

EXCEPT MAYBE WHEN IT COMES TO SAFELY ACQUIRING NUCLEAR PARTS

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

But isn't a tuxedo made of leather and covered in metal spikes just a regular leather jacket?

No, a tuxedo is satin-lined.

Part of the definition, remember?

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

QUIT SAYING 'DUR' IT HURTS

I don't know why it hurts you so bad.

It is a word, don'tcha know.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Give me a minute.

. . .

There, I taped strings all across the room. Now there's no way that anyone else, invisible or not, is in here with me. Thought you could trick me with your technological shenanigans, eh?

Shrink-ray, intangibility suit, secret trapdoor in your closet?

I have options.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

ARE YOU? OR ARE YOU DOING IT JUST TO FEEL SUPERIOR TO ME?

UM NO I''M DOING IT TO HELP YOU IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO

ALSO BECAUSE BAD ENGLISH MUCHLY GRIEVES ME, DON'TCHA KNOW

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, I ensure you, I am t̡͟he on̛͝ȩ́́.́͜

̵͡ ͏̷1 ́͏ ̧͢ ͘ ̸ ͡ ̕ ̴̷͡ ̧ ̀͜ ̴̵ ̨̕ ̷ ͏̴7͘
̧ ̵ ̨ ҉ ͠͡ ̷́͞ ̨ ̸͜ ̶̕͢1̶̡ ͘͠ ̷͟͞ ͠ ͞ ̴ ͜҉̸ ̀͟͝ ͢͞ ͠͠ ̵ 5̨̕

I hope the latter portion of that paragraph wasn't supposed to mean anything, because I can't read a word of it.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, I'm sorry, it seems that we ran out of lollipops. How about some candy corn?

How about some lead lollies for the nice little helpful boy?

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Duality: Nuclear scientist by night, newspaper boy by day.

I would refuse to deliver newspapers with a headline like that on grounds of preserving my integrity of wit.

Don't quit your day job.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Those aren't rats, Duality.

Those are mutated monsters, abominations of nature.

Approximately synonymous terms around these here parts.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, don't tell me you're spooked by those silly stories. People back in the day burned "witches" alive, remember? Dressing up in weird costumes to 'scare away the evil spirits' was perhaps the funniest thing they did.

No, no, nothing like that, it's just that the whole dealio is a mishmash of the Christian day of commemoration of the dead (as per the original festival, which I would have freely endorsed if it still existed unblemished today) with practices rather questionably appropriated from Catholic folktales, pagan lore, divinatory rituals, spirit-worshipping oddments, and assorted supernatural superstitions.

Hence, 'origins relatively unwholesome'. Plenty more virtuous festivals I can get on board with, don'tcha know.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I never actually got the chance to taste it, is it that bad?

Horrid.

Sickly, pasty, wanna-be sweets.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Thinking about it, you're right. This is the one holiday most specific to Equestria.

I KNO

THAT'S LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID

AND WITH THE EXACT SAME REASONING BEHIND IT

STAHP REPEATING MEHHHHHHH

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Quite the linguist, eh, Mr. Physician?

mr. physicist

and yes this one is a correction of your english

y u mak meh cri liek dis

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Roger Rabbit.

He was the mafia mastermind behind the whole incident.

He was framing someone for framing him.

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Spike to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

smolwyrm

 

 

 

that is all

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Do you know...  the muffin man?

Derpy's not male:okiedokieloki:

17 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Would you rather burn to death or drown to death? (probably by far the most grim question you're going to ever be asked around here)

I've already been asked a whole slew of questions about dying already, actually.

Slightly late to the party, here, Tux, methinks.

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BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENTS DON'T CARE IF IT'S ILLEGAL TO BUY NUCLEAR PARTS IF THEY'RE THE ONES SELLING THEEEEEEM

THEY'RE CALLED 'DOUBLE STANDARDS'

FAIRLY COMMON IN POLITICS, DON'TCHA KNOW

SILLY DUALITY

EVERYONE KNOWS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT ANYONE BUT ITSELF TO OWN NUKES

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I NO DENY

I SAY THAT I ALREADY IMPLEMENTING OBVIOUS SOLUTIONS

BECAUSE I NO DUMDUM

EXCEPT MAYBE WHEN IT COMES TO SAFELY ACQUIRING NUCLEAR PARTS

SELL THEM TO THE MAFIA

SELL THEM TO NORTH KOREA

JUST SELL SOMETHING

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No, a tuxedo is satin-lined.

Part of the definition, remember?

. . .

But wouldn't that just be a satin-lined leather jacket?

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I don't know why it hurts you so bad.

It is a word, don'tcha know.

IT REMINDS ME OF AN EXTREMELY IRONIC MEME PARODY THAT PEOPLE OVER-MEMED ANYWAY

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Shrink-ray, intangibility suit, secret trapdoor in your closet?

I have options.

Alright, now that's just unrealistic. 'Invisibility' I can accept, but 'Shrink-ray"? What are you, Ant Man?

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UM NO I''M DOING IT TO HELP YOU IMPROVE YOUR ENGLISH

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO

ALSO BECAUSE BAD ENGLISH MUCHLY GRIEVES ME, DON'TCHA KNOW

IS THAT SO? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN "MUCHLY"?

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

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I hope the latter portion of that paragraph wasn't supposed to mean anything, because I can't read a word of it.

Oh, it's nothing. The text just g̕l̵i͞t̀ched͡ a little, it does that sometimes. I would try to fix it, but it looks nifty, "don'tcha know"?

Don't look much into it, you'll just waste your time. There's nothing worth seeing there, just̴ ͠a ̀bu͟nch ̢of ͏r͞a̡n̢d͏o̷m ̡symbols̨. Tak̴̛͟ȩ̸ i͟t́͡ ̧f̕r҉o̡̕m m̨ȩ́͜.͟

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How about some lead lollies for the nice little helpful boy?

Lead lollies? Sounds rather painful.

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No, no, nothing like that, it's just that the whole dealio is a mishmash of the Christian day of commemoration of the dead (as per the original festival, which I would have freely endorsed if it still existed unblemished today) with practices rather questionably appropriated from Catholic folktales, pagan lore, divinatory rituals, spirit-worshipping oddments, and assorted supernatural superstitions.

Hence, 'origins relatively unwholesome'. Plenty more virtuous festivals I can get on board with, don'tcha know.

I gotta say, Duality, I didn't take you for such a dogmatic christian.

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Horrid.

Sickly, pasty, wanna-be sweets.

I know a few people who got to taste them and said they liked them...

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I KNO

THAT'S LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID

AND WITH THE EXACT SAME REASONING BEHIND IT

STAHP REPEATING MEHHHHHHH

BUT I ALSO USED EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEES

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mr. physicist

and yes this one is a correction of your english

y u mak meh cri liek dis

At this point I'm completely confused as to which is which.

There's gotta be an easier way to remember...

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Roger Rabbit.

He was the mafia mastermind behind the whole incident.

He was framing someone for framing him.

. . .

What a twist!

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smolwyrm

that is all

Wow.

Rude.

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Derpy's not male:okiedokieloki:

No, not the muffin pone, ya silly puddle. The muffin man.

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I've already been asked a whole slew of questions about dying already, actually.

Slightly late to the party, here, Tux, methinks.

Still doesn't answer my question...   Minus one question for you this round.

 

 

-Have you ever used a kite?

-How would you describe Trixie to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-Who would win in a fight: the Tooth-fairy, or the Easter Bunny?

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2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SILLY DUALITY

EVERYONE KNOWS THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT ANYONE BUT ITSELF TO OWN NUKES

BUT IT WANTS MONEY MOAR

BECAUSE WITHOUT MONEY THEY CAN'T BUY NUKES THAT AREN'T PAST THEIR EXPIRY DATE

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

SELL THEM TO THE MAFIA

SELL THEM TO NORTH KOREA

JUST SELL SOMETHING

i can't ;-;

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

But wouldn't that just be a satin-lined leather jacket?

A tuxedo is a man's dinner jacket with satin lining.

Wear it to dinner a few times and you should be fine.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IT REMINDS ME OF AN EXTREMELY IRONIC MEME PARODY THAT PEOPLE OVER-MEMED ANYWAY

DURHURHUR DAT SOUNDZ FUUUUUNNYYYYYYY

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Alright, now that's just unrealistic. 'Invisibility' I can accept, but 'Shrink-ray"? What are you, Ant Man?

Well, shrink-ray's a bit of an overcolloquialism.

What it does is it SHRINKS MEH BECAUSE SCIENCE pseudo-accelerates me in all directions to a speed approaching that of light, so that relativistic length contraction causes me to appear vastly decreased in size relative to inertial Earth-observers, like your fine self.

Fun stuff.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

IS THAT SO? THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN "MUCHLY"?

HHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

it's irony, child; how you make me weep

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, it's nothing. The text just g̕l̵i͞t̀ched͡ a little, it does that sometimes. I would try to fix it, but it looks nifty, "don'tcha know"?

Don't look much into it, you'll just waste your time. There's nothing worth seeing there, just̴ ͠a ̀bu͟nch ̢of ͏r͞a̡n̢d͏o̷m ̡symbols̨. Tak̴̛͟ȩ̸ i͟t́͡ ̧f̕r҉o̡̕m m̨ȩ́͜.͟

Oh, wait, I see it now.

I just thought you used normal text-spacing principles, so I was looking for letters in the large gaps between the numbers.

Funny, right?

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Lead lollies? Sounds rather painful.

Especially when combined with this adorable little Glock I've got here.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I gotta say, Duality, I didn't take you for such a dogmatic christian.

Not 'dogmatic', per se, it's not like I go around denouncing all and sundry who participate in Halloween, I'm just inclined to take my beliefs into account when determining whether or not I should 'go with the flow' and do what everyone else does in regards to a certain behavioural pattern.

Integrity of personal morality, put it that way.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I know a few people who got to taste them and said they liked them...

Shills for the American confectionary conspiracy.

Put them to the sword and the flame.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

BUT I ALSO USED EXAMPLEEEEEEEEEES

SO DID I

JUST IN MY HEAD LIKE THEY TELL YOU TO DO MATHS PROBLEMS IN PRIMARY SCHOOL

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

At this point I'm completely confused as to which is which.

There's gotta be an easier way to remember...

Physicist => lab-coated nerd who does physics.

Physician => lab-coated nerd who does physiology.

See? Child's play to remember.

 

 

 

jk jk physicist => scientist  physician => medicine

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

What a twist!

ikr

roger rabbit was crime lord confirmed

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Wow.

Rude.

SMOLWYRM

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

No, not the muffin pone, ya silly puddle. The muffin man.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Have you ever used a kite?

Yep, and I'm not half-bad at it either, mostly due to how tall I am.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Trixie to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

Snarky smolhoers who's not particularly great or powerful.

I haven't really seen any of Seasons 6 & 7, so my opinion may change.

2 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who would win in a fight: the Tooth-fairy, or the Easter Bunny?

Easter bunny, unless the tooth fairy managed to get her tiny little mitts on the bunny's front teeth.

She'd be unstoppable.

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8 hours ago, Duality said:

I haven't really seen any of Seasons 6 & 7, so my opinion may change.

Yo, you really need to catch up.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Would you rather eat food that only has the extreme of each flavor, (extremely salty, sour, sweet, etc), or food that is completely tasteless for the rest of your life?

2. Heavy Metal or Classical?

3. Do you know of the SCP Foundation? No Google!

4. Favorite euphemism?

5. What is the approximate weight of all the ponies in Ponyville? What about combined?

6. How many calories does Celestia burn, (heh heh, pun), every time she moves the sun if the use of magic was equivalent to muscle?

7. What is a scientific explanation for why Pegasi are able to stand on clouds? (No "magic" cop-out.)

8. Would you rather fight the T-1000 or a werewolf?

9. Sombra uses his fear curse on you, what do you see?

10. If the entire world suddenly lost the ability to read, write, and effectively communicate with each other, what would be the immediate outcome?

11. Would you rather have the ability to fly or turn invisible?

12. If you had the opportunity to visit Equestrian Tartarus, would you?

13. Celestia banishes you to the moon, what was your crime?

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23 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Yo, you really need to catch up.

I KNOW

I CAN'T

DON'T MAKE ME CRI ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY AM

22 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather eat food that only has the extreme of each flavor, (extremely salty, sour, sweet, etc), or food that is completely tasteless for the rest of your life?

Tasteless, I suppose.

Not much to look forward to either way.

24 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Heavy Metal or Classical?

Classical, hands down.

Anything without a readily perceptible tune isn't music.

Heavy metal being a major repeat offender in that regard.

25 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Do you know of the SCP Foundation? No Google!

Heard of it just recently and am currently working through all the entries.

The creepypastas are pretty n00b, though.

26 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite euphemism?

'Cashing in your life insurance'.

I'm sure an intelligent specimen like yourself can figure out what that's a stand-in for.

28 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is the approximate weight of all the ponies in Ponyville? What about combined?

I'm pretty sure you're asking about 'average weight' and 'total weight', respectively, but correct me if I'm wrong.

Average weight I'd place around 15-25kg, taking their average height to be around 3ft (someone calculated ponies' average height to be approximately that value and I choose to agree with them just because that means teh hoerses are xtrasmol).

Total weight, well, no-one's figured out any decent population estimates for Ponyville, but, from Wikipedia, a village has between about 100 and 1,000 inhabitants. That means Ponyville's total hoersweight is between 1,500 and 25,000kg, but I'd place it closer to 5,000kg.

Whole lotta smolhoers, I know.

37 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

How many calories does Celestia burn, (heh heh, pun), every time she moves the sun if the use of magic was equivalent to muscle?

I will tell you this if you tell me how big Equestria's sun is.

It's either a tiny geocentric-orbit magically-sustained star or it's a full-sized sun, depending on who you talk to, and that's so large of a range that there's no point even tentatively giving approximations.

To top it off, there's uncertainty over whether she actually moves the sun, moves the planet, or kinda does a bit of both, so even that would have to be taken into account.

I NEED MOAR DEETS TIGGER

43 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is a scientific explanation for why Pegasi are able to stand on clouds? (No "magic" cop-out.)

If there was a purely scientific explanation that worked according to our physical laws, we'd be walking on clouds.

Equestria's clouds have been shown to be peculiarly tangible even to non-pegasi, so there's definitely some exotic physics governing Equestrian weather systems (case in point: that rainbow that the CMC hoovered all the colour out of in 'Hearts and Hooves Day').

EQUESTRIA IS LITERALLY SATURATED WITH MAGIC THIS IS NOT NORMAL PHYSICS WE'RE DEALING WITH HERE I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYY

49 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather fight the T-1000 or a werewolf?

T-1000, because at least that one stays still long enough to shoot in the head ad nauseum.

49 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Sombra uses his fear curse on you, what do you see?

An atheist's concept of what dying is like.

Or possibly something a half-decent creepypasta would have as the main antagonist/s.

49 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

If the entire world suddenly lost the ability to read, write, and effectively communicate with each other, what would be the immediate outcome?

Anarchy, segregation, imminent implosion of all social media apps, some incredibly confused blind people just standing there like 'literally wat', everyone starting to talk to themselves/their pets/inanimate objects because there's no-one else to talk to, the usual.

53 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather have the ability to fly or turn invisible?

Flight is far superior.

I wanna touch the sky.

53 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

If you had the opportunity to visit Equestrian Tartarus, would you?

All my yes, as long as I'm not there unsupervised.

I'd love to see what monstrosities Equestria's got locked up in its basement.

54 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Celestia banishes you to the moon, what was your crime?

Hugging all teh smolhoerses.

I plead guilty.

Please send Luna up also.

I didn't manage to snuggle her the first time around.

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1 hour ago, Duality said:

Classical, hands down.

Anything without a readily perceptible tune isn't music.

Heavy metal being a major repeat offender in that regard.

*coughlightweightcough*

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

Heard of it just recently and am currently working through all the entries.

The creepypastas are pretty n00b, though.

Oh mister judgy water-horse, how do you even enjoy anything? It's called "suspension of disbelief."

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

To top it off, there's uncertainty over whether she actually moves the sun, moves the planet, or kinda does a bit of both, so even that would have to be taken into account.

I NEED MOAR DEETS TIGGER

Fine. Say she moves the Sun, equivalent to our own sun in every way, around a stationary planet that Equestria resides on. And even though it goes against everything we know, this planet does not rotate and she must actively keep the Sun orbiting the planet. So, in a typical day, how many calories does she burn?

 

1 hour ago, Duality said:

T-1000, because at least that one stays still long enough to shoot in the head ad nauseum.

How long do you estimate you would last against it?

 

2 hours ago, Duality said:

Hugging all teh smolhoerses.

I plead guilty.

Please send Luna up also.

I didn't manage to snuggle her the first time around.

You inconsiderate oaf! Such disregard for royal titles and proper Equestrian etiquette. One does not simply snuggle Moonhorse like a plebeian!

Let me demonstrate. One must delicately scratch her ears and under her chin, like so...

*is blasted away by Moonhorse*

 

Have some questions while I recover in Intensive Care:

1. What is your opinion on water spouts?

2. Does Pink Pie Pony exhale helium?

3. What is your favorite potato chip flavor?

4. What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

5. How do dragons breathe fire?

6. Favorite Disney film?

7. Just how sound is the science in Interstellar?

8. Would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy?

9. Is Nessie a plesiosaur or some other lifeform?

10. What is one event that just made you decide "never again" after you participated?

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BUT IT WANTS MONEY MOAR

BECAUSE WITHOUT MONEY THEY CAN'T BUY NUKES THAT AREN'T PAST THEIR EXPIRY DATE

THEY HAVE TAXES FOR THAT

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i can't ;-;

S̸̸̢EL̸L͘͝ ̵҉Y͘͞O̸̷͡Ù̵͘Ŗ͏͡ ̶͠S̶O͝UL

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A tuxedo is a man's dinner jacket with satin lining.

Wear it to dinner a few times and you should be fine.

S-such impertinence! How dare you oversimplify the description of my kind in such manner!

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DURHURHUR DAT SOUNDZ FUUUUUNNYYYYYYY

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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Well, shrink-ray's a bit of an overcolloquialism.

What it does is it SHRINKS MEH BECAUSE SCIENCE pseudo-accelerates me in all directions to a speed approaching that of light, so that relativistic length contraction causes me to appear vastly decreased in size relative to inertial Earth-observers, like your fine self.

Fun stuff.

...But wouldn't you still get caught in the strings?

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME! I AM UN-HUGGABLE!

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it's irony, child; how you make me weep

Those weeps better be from laughing too much  :okiedokieloki:

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Oh, wait, I see it now.

I just thought you used normal text-spacing principles, so I was looking for letters in the large gaps between the numbers.

Funny, right?

I have no idea what you're on about, I already told you, it's just a weird gl̀i͢tc͘h҉.͡

There's nothing there.

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Especially when combined with this adorable little Glock I've got here.

. . .

Ouchies.

Why not lay down and have some candy corn instead? :please:

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Not 'dogmatic', per se, it's not like I go around denouncing all and sundry who participate in Halloween, I'm just inclined to take my beliefs into account when determining whether or not I should 'go with the flow' and do what everyone else does in regards to a certain behavioural pattern.

Integrity of personal morality, put it that way.

. . .

Alright then...

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Shills for the American confectionary conspiracy.

Put them to the sword and the flame.

Duality:

>is a kind, well-behaving, devoted christian

>doesn't have the slightest problem with describing gruesome medieval torture/execution methods

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jk jk physicist => scientist  physician => medicine

...Huh. Neat.

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roger rabbit was crime lord confirmed

Oh, you're the one to talk...  :okiedokieloki:

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

Only one muffin man and only one muffin pone? Yes, indeed. Otherwise it'd lose its charm.

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Yep, and I'm not half-bad at it either, mostly due to how tall I am.

HOW DARE YOU BE TALL

OH GOD THE MEMORIES

MY PARENTS ARE SHORT

I'VE ALREADY OUTGROWN THEM BOTH

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

MY HEIGHT IS AVERAGE

I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL

QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME

LEAVE ME ALONE

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I haven't really seen any of Seasons 6 & 7

What @TigerGeekGuy said.

ALSO YOU STILL HAVEN'T CHOSEN BETWEEN DROWNING AND BURNING (this... sounds better with context)

 

-How tall are you? :okiedokieloki:

-How would you describe Gilda to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-Who's better at Twister, you or your brother?

-Could you build me a functioning desert eagle out of safety pins?

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14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*coughlightweightcough*

Uh, well, um, I'm not so much a lightweight as I have, uh, what're they called, oh, yeah, standards.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh mister judgy water-horse, how do you even enjoy anything? It's called "suspension of disbelief."

I do enjoy things and I definitely have suspension of disbelief, but most of them creepypastas are just like 'okay yeah this happened IRL and there was like gore and dead people and things with an unnatural amount of claws and like totally be terrified right now yeah and everyone died".

Some of them were half-decent, but the majority were just meh.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Fine. Say she moves the Sun, equivalent to our own sun in every way, around a stationary planet that Equestria resides on. And even though it goes against everything we know, this planet does not rotate and she must actively keep the Sun orbiting the planet. So, in a typical day, how many calories does she burn?

Distance of sun from planet = 150,000,000,000 m

Circumference of sun's orbit (2 * pi * distance of sun from planet) = 950,000,000,000 m

Day-night cycle length = 24 hours (assuming that, too, is equivalent)

Speed of sun (circumference of orbit / day-night cycle length) = 11,000,000 m/s (glossing over a bit of uninteresting unit conversion)

Now, the sun would already be in motion, so Celestia wouldn't actually have to keep it moving (it'd stay in motion unless an external force acted upon it, just like in our solar system); all she'd have to do is keep it from flying off in a straight line (i.e., constantly supply the centripetal force required to keep it moving around the planet in a circular orbit).

Mass of sun = 2*10^30 kg

Centripetal force needed to keep sun moving around planet (mass of sun * (speed of sun)^2 / distance of sun from planet) = 1.6*10^33 N (on a sort-of-related side-note, she'd need to hang on to her inertial reference frame pretty tightly if she's yanking on the sun that hard; forces pull both ways, after all, as Newton pointed out)

Unintuitively, Celestia doesn't actually use up any energy by exerting this force on the sun.

This is because the change in kinetic energy of an object (in this case, the sun) is equal to the force exerted on it (in this case, by Celestia) multiplied by the distance travelled by the object in the direction of the force (in this case, a big fat 0 distance units, as the sun moves perpendicularly to the centripetal force exerted on it by Celestia).

 

Zero calories, to conclude, assuming the sun-moving spell itself doesn't drain energy from her (which, according to the Journal of the Two Sisters, is the polar opposite of the truth; in fact, it's supposed to leave her feeling revitalised and more powerful than ever).

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

How long do you estimate you would last against it?

As long as it takes me to run out of bullets.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

You inconsiderate oaf! Such disregard for royal titles and proper Equestrian etiquette. One does not simply snuggle Moonhorse like a plebeian!

Let me demonstrate. One must delicately scratch her ears and under her chin, like so...

*is blasted away by Moonhorse*

She prefers tummy rubs, in my experience.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your opinion on water spouts?

Funnest. Ride. Ever.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Does Pink Pie Pony exhale helium?

That sounds rather terminal, so hopefully not.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your favorite potato chip flavor?

Salt and vinegar.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is your Myers-Briggs personality type?

INTJ / INFJ, fairly evenly situated between the two.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

How do dragons breathe fire?

Blowtorches have a symbiotic relationship with dragons, nesting with their young inside a mature dragon's stomach and feeding on the methane therein in exchange for helping the dragon to slaughter its prey.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite Disney film?

Wreck-it Ralph, easily.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Just how sound is the science in Interstellar?

Interstellar is the most physically accurate sci-fi movie I've ever seen. The accelerated-time effect of being so close to a black hole, the scientific value of understanding how black holes work, and the fact that our current knowledge of gravity is still incompatible with particle physics were all well-described and portrayed, and there were plenty of other nifty physics tidbits in there (like the infinite tessellation of cubes within the black hole - a pattern with muchly interesting significance in mathematics).

I was very impressed with that movie. :proud:

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy?

-Kinesis.

-Pathy has most of its potential advantages barred by the moral questionability of peeking into other people's thoughts.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Is Nessie a plesiosaur or some other lifeform?

I'm voting either plesiosaur or completely nonexistent.

With all the people walking around with cameras nowadays, there should be far more pictures of it taken recently then there were in the 19th century when it wasn't really even worthy of photography.

14 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What is one event that just made you decide "never again" after you participated?

I've thought about this for a good long while and I actually can't name one.

Sure, there are some that were pretty bad, but none that I detested to the point where I decided never to do them again.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

THEY HAVE TAXES FOR THAT

HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE Of AMERICA'S FINANCES

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

S̸̸̢EL̸L͘͝ ̵҉Y͘͞O̸̷͡Ù̵͘Ŗ͏͡ ̶͠S̶O͝UL

who'd even want to buy it tho?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

S-such impertinence! How dare you oversimplify the description of my kind in such manner!

That's literally the only definition I could find.

Go find me a dictionary website that adds more criteria and then we'll talk.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

i'm sowwy your reactions are just really funny

stop encouraging meh

#victimblaming

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...But wouldn't you still get caught in the strings?

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME! I AM UN-HUGGABLE!

No, I wouldn't get caught in the strings, because, relative to stationary Earth observers, I would legitimately shrink.

The faster you go, the shorter you get in the direction of travel, relative to stationary observers.

That's relativity for ya.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Those weeps better be from laughing too much  :okiedokieloki:

At you?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

Ouchies.

Why not lay down and have some candy corn instead? :please:

'Have some candy corn' I can understand, but what's with this 'lying down' business?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Duality:

>is a kind, well-behaving, devoted christian

>doesn't have the slightest problem with describing gruesome medieval torture/execution methods

Don't forget the moustache bit.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...Huh. Neat.

I made that up on the spot, so I'm glad you think so.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, you're the one to talk...  :okiedokieloki:

Oh, you're The One to talk. . . :okiedokieloki:

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

HOW DARE YOU BE TALL

MY PARENTS ARE SHORT

I'VE ALREADY OUTGROWN THEM BOTH

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

MY HEIGHT IS AVERAGE

I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL

QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME

LEAVE ME ALONE

I'm not making fun of you.

I'm probably taller than you, in fact.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

(this... sounds better with context)

And who was the one who was implying that not having a problem with describing gruesome medieval torture/execution techniques was bad?

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How tall are you? 

Just past 6ft.

Probably taller than you, if you're actually average height as alleged.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Gilda to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

Random griffin who I haven't seen since Season 1 so don't ask me to tell you much about her:okiedokieloki:

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who's better at Twister, you or your brother?

Me.

He's shorter/stockier than me, which means less ability to reach further-away dots.

7 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Could you build me a functioning desert eagle out of safety pins?

Sure, but the squawk would be a tad metallic.

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7 hours ago, Duality said:

Uh, well, um, I'm not so much a lightweight as I have, uh, what're they called, oh, yeah, standards.

Oh, hogwash.

 

7 hours ago, Duality said:

Blowtorches have a symbiotic relationship with dragons, nesting with their young inside a mature dragon's stomach and feeding on the methane therein in exchange for helping the dragon to slaughter its prey.

That's a new one.

 

Interrogatives:

1. Favorite fruit juice?

2. Favorite Pixar film?

3. What two different genres of music go together rather well when combined?

4. Favorite canon MLP song remix?

5. What mythical creature would you want to exist?

6. Do you have any experience with actual horses?

7. Who are your top five favorite fandom artists so far?

8. Ever play Plague Inc.? Seems like something you'd be into.

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"The place where you made your stand never mattered. Only that you were there...and still on your feet." - Stephen King

 

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8 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh, hogwash.

I know, man, this modern music ain't even fit for swill.

8 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

That's a new one.

Thank you, I try.

8 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite fruit juice?

Peach, I think.

12 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite Pixar film?

Wall-E.

Smol post-apocalypse doodad-hoarding robot = instant win.

17 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What two different genres of music go together rather well when combined?

This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke, you do realise.

17 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Favorite canon MLP song remix?

You, by this, of course, mean a canon remix of a canon song, and I can think of none better than the Acid Paradox remix of the This Day Aria.

If you don't already have the Hasbro-licensed 'DJ PON-3 Presents' MLP song remix album, then I highly recommend it.

20 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

What mythical creature would you want to exist?

Unicorns?

One of the few mythological creatures without a penchant for blood, so that's a pro.

21 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Do you have any experience with actual horses?

I was too scared to ride an actual horse when I was like 7 or some such age and my family visited a family friend's farm, if that counts.

Other than that, I've petted a good few friendly horses at petting zoos and farm parks.

25 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Who are your top five favorite fandom artists so far?

Yakovlev-Vad, Rain-Gear, MirroredSea, The-Wizard-Of-Art, and Dreatos, in no particular order.

26 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ever play Plague Inc.? Seems like something you'd be into.

No, actually, but it looks pretty interesting from what Wikipedia said about it.

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE STATE Of AMERICA'S FINANCES

. . .

JUST RAISE THE TAXES

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who'd even want to buy it tho?

Oh, I ̶kńǫw̢ ̸a ͞few̵ 'p̧e͢op͞le'.͜..̢

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That's literally the only definition I could find.

Go find me a dictionary website that adds more criteria and then we'll talk.

Why, yes, and water is just hydrogen atoms and oxygen atoms mashed together.

You're just a puree of oxygen and hydrogen.

How does that make you feel, hhmmmmm? :okiedokieloki:

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i'm sowwy your reactions are just really funny

stop encouraging meh

#victimblaming

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At you?

Is... is this all I am to you? A jester?

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No, I wouldn't get caught in the strings, because, relative to stationary Earth observers, I would legitimately shrink.

The faster you go, the shorter you get in the direction of travel, relative to stationary observers.

That's relativity for ya.

I'VE WRAPPED MYSELF IN THREE LAYERS OF BUBBLEWRAP AND HID IN THE CLOSET

YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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'Have some candy corn' I can understand, but what's with this 'lying down' business?

Well, you can't lie down properly while holding a gun, can you? :please:

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Don't forget the moustache bit.

. . .

OH BOY

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I made that up on the spot, so I'm glad you think so.

It is quite an efficient little trick. You should post it on a grammar forum or something

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Oh, you're The One to talk. . . :okiedokieloki:

I SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE TUXPOINTS™ BUT THIS IS SO CLEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

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I'm not making fun of you.

I'm probably taller than you, in fact.

EXACTLY.

I'M 5.6

PEOPLE ALWAYS MADE FUN OF ME

IT'S NOT MY FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT

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And who was the one who was implying that not having a problem with describing gruesome medieval torture/execution techniques was bad?

Well, yes, but I don't tend to censor things like "gosh darnit"

SERIOUSLY THE DEFINITION IS "THE NICE WAY OF SAYING GODDAMMIT. MORE COMMONLY USED AMONG ELDERLY PEOPLE."

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Just past 6ft.

Probably taller than you, if you're actually average height as alleged.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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Random griffin who I haven't seen since Season 1 so don't ask me to tell you much about her:okiedokieloki:

...But you said you've watched every episode up until season 6 and 7. Her redemption episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" is in the middle of season 5...  :confused:

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Me.

He's shorter/stockier than me, which means less ability to reach further-away dots.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

-Favorite Marvel movie?

-How would you describe Shining Armor to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-Who's your brother's favorite princess? :okiedokieloki:

-How fast do you estimate you'd be able to defuse a C4? (If at all :orly:)

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12 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

JUST RAISE THE TAXES

THAT DOESN'T WORK WHEN THE CITIZENS ARE BROKE TOO

12 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Oh, I ̶kńǫw̢ ̸a ͞few̵ 'p̧e͢op͞le'.͜..̢

So do I, but I've never managed to get an offer more than 'riches beyond your wildest dreams'.

I hate those lottery scams.

12 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Why, yes, and water is just hydrogen atoms and oxygen atoms mashed together.

You're just a puree of oxygen and hydrogen.

How does that make you feel, hhmmmmm? :okiedokieloki:

Better than someOne who's just a puree of satin and random other fabrics in a subjectively assessed semblance of a man's dinner jacket.

12 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Is... is this all I am to you? A jester?

'Minstrel' is the more politically correct term.

12 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I'VE WRAPPED MYSELF IN THREE LAYERS OF BUBBLEWRAP AND HID IN THE CLOSET

YOU'LL NEVER GET TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh, but i already have. . .

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, you can't lie down properly while holding a gun, can you? :please:

You can lie down properly if I'm holding a gun, so I'd watch it if I were you eh tuxedo

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

. . .

OH BOY

My glorious personality can be a bit overwhelming at times, I know.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

It is quite an efficient little trick. You should post it on a grammar forum or something

DO YOU HONESTLY WANT ME TO JOIN A GRAMMAR FORUM

THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS OF ME UNDERTAKING SUCH AN ACTION AND ANSWER WITH GREAT CARE

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

I SHOULDN'T GIVE YOU ANY MORE TUXPOINTS™ BUT THIS IS SO CLEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

That's two by my count now.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Well, yes, but I don't tend to censor things.

Censor what things?

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

...But you said you've watched every episode up until season 6 and 7. Her redemption episode "The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone" is in the middle of season 5...  :confused:

No, actually I said I'd watched every episode of the first four seasons.

I've just only been telling people not to spoiler me with the most recent two because no-one's really talking about S5 any more.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

EXACTLY.

I'M 5.6

PEOPLE ALWAYS MADE FUN OF ME

IT'S NOT MY FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

I don't know why you're so upset about me being taller than you.

I would've thought you'd be happy to have your height reassuringly reaffirmed as completely normal and not some freakish case of giantism.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Favorite Marvel movie?

Ant-Man.

The line 'It's not a keyring' and subsequent scene sequence is still the single greatest deus ex machina ever.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How would you describe Shining Armor to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

nERDHoERZ

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

Who's your brother's favorite princess? :okiedokieloki:

He says Princess Charlotte.

I played no part in this subversion of your question (for once).

 

 

 

By way of consolation, he subsequently named both his favourite Disney princess - Moana - and his favourite poneprincess (which is probably what you meant, yes?) - Cadance.

Do try to be more specific in future, Tux, there's a good chap.

13 hours ago, TheOneGuy0000 said:

How fast do you estimate you'd be able to defuse a C4? (If at all :orly:)

Irrelevant.

Throw it out the window = not my problem any more.

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THAT DOESN'T WORK WHEN THE CITIZENS ARE BROKE TOO

THE TWO OF US DON'T REPRESENT THE ENTIRETY OF THE POPULATION OF EARTH, YOU KNOW

THERE ARE PLENTY OF WEALTHY CASH-COWS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO EXPLOIT

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So do I, but I've never managed to get an offer more than 'riches beyond your wildest dreams'.

I hate those lottery scams.

Try contracts, they're fairly foolproof

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Better than someOne who's just a puree of satin and random other fabrics in a subjectively assessed semblance of a man's dinner jacket.

. . .

I'm still more fancy

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'Minstrel' is the more politically correct term.

...I guess that's somewhat better...

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oh, but i already have. . .

. . .

TIS IMPOSSIBLE

LIAR

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You can lie down properly if I'm holding a gun, so I'd watch it if I were you eh tuxedo

Hahah, yeah, totally...  Oh, hey, wow, I just remembered that I have some uh...  stuff to attend to. Right now. Super urgent. I gotta go. Well, heh, see you around, I guess? Bye! Have a good one!

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My glorious personality can be a bit overwhelming at times, I know.

Of coooourse... :umad:

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DO YOU HONESTLY WANT ME TO JOIN A GRAMMAR FORUM

THINK ABOUT THE POTENTIAL RAMIFICATIONS OF ME UNDERTAKING SUCH AN ACTION AND ANSWER WITH GREAT CARE

WAIT

HANG ON

DON'T DO IT

YOU WOULD BECOME TOO STRONG

WE'D ALL BE DOOMED

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That's two by my count now.

WAIT SLOW DOWN I GOTTA TEND TO THAT COLOSSAL FAILURE OF A SKETCH FIRST

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Censor what things?

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

. . .

Hilarious. :okiedokieloki:

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No, actually I said I'd watched every episode of the first four seasons.

I've just only been telling people not to spoiler me with the most recent two because no-one's really talking about S5 any more.

Oh.

WELL THEN WHEN ON EARTH ARE YOU PLANNING TO CATCH UP

YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON PASTEL POOOOOOOOONES

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I don't know why you're so upset about me being taller than you.

I would've thought you'd be happy to have your height reassuringly reaffirmed as completely normal and not some freakish case of giantism.

A GOOD PERCENTAGE O' FOLKS 'ROUND 'ERE ARE TALLER

OH GOD IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

CAN WE PLEASE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS

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Ant-Man.

The line 'It's not a keyring' and subsequent scene sequence is still the single greatest deus ex machina ever.

Never watched the whole thing, is it really that good?

IT MATTERS NOT

IT WILL NEVER BEAT IRON MAN 1

THE GLORIOUS GRAND-GRANDFATHER OF THE MCU REIGNS SUPREME

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nERDHoERZ

I ASKED YOU TO DESCRIBE SHINING, NOT YOURSELF

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He says Princess Charlotte.

I played no part in this subversion of your question (for once).

By way of consolation, he subsequently named both his favourite Disney princess - Moana - and his favourite poneprincess (which is probably what you meant, yes?) - Cadance.

. . .

Eh, can't blame 'im, Cadey's pretty dope.

And Moana was fairly good

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Do try to be more specific in future, Tux, there's a good chap.

CEASE THINE PATRONIZING BEHAVIOR AT ONCE

I SHALL BE AS VAGUE AS I DESIRE

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Irrelevant.

Throw it out the window = not my problem any more.

sigh

Duality, you know very well that these types of questions imply hypothetical scenarios.

LET'S SAY YOU WERE STUCK IN A CAVE WITH IT AND HAD TO DEFUSE IT

NOW ANSWER ME

 

 

-What do you think about...  *gulp*...   fidget spinners?

-How would you describe Twilight to someone who doesn't know anything about the show?

-You sure do talk a lot about me with your brother, eh? Say, what does he think about yours truly? :orly:

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