Would you rather...?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I allude to my bronyness all the time; If they knew, we'd probably joke about it, and nothing else.

 

WYR put up with a dinosaur of a computer or combine it with a new one?

[Lunatic 1,186]

cyborg dino ftw!

 

teleport or fly?

[Aureity 3,055]

Fly, teleport only returns you to the town you last visited.

 

Celestia or Luna?

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Celestia of course!

 

would you rather live in a false reality/dream, or suffer from nightmares and life in reality?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Sounds like a story I'm writing. Both.

 

WYR be ignored or ignore?

[Lunatic 1,186]

ignore ofcourse, i hate beeing ignored and i hate people that dont shut up. i know im a hipocryte.

 

wyr dance without skills, or never dance at all?

[Jadefire 2,797]

I'm pretty socially-phobic, so I'm leaning towards the second one.

 

WYR teleport like Nightcrawler or travel by map?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nightcrawler's teleport! Of Course! (and it has the added benefit of leaving behind the stench of burning sulphur)

 

and speaking of burning sulphur...would you rather"

Fart in front of your girlfriend...or have her fart in front of you?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

OK that's just wrong and invalidatable for me considering that I'm single and I have standards.

 

WYR respond to that or not?

[Aureity 3,055]

Not.

 

Would you rather eat glass or lick a live telephone wire?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Lick the wire, the damage is over sooner.

 

Would you rather...

travel back in time to see dinosaurs, or forward in time to see man colonize Mars.

[Aureity 3,055]

Forward in time, I'll be able to watch all 432546547 seasons of MLP.

 

Would you rather scream at a lamp or scream at a calculator?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Lamp. I haven't loved lamp ever since that bitch cheated on me. <..<

 

WYR eat an apple or an orange?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Apples.

 

WYR low-res and high FPS or high-res and low FPS?

[Aureity 3,055]

Low res and high fps, please.

 

Low fps is just terrible...

 

Would you rather eat a mango or a nectarine? Assuming both are ripe.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Not sure I've had either one. I guess a mango would be exotic and cool.

 

dinner. Would you rather go spear fishing or boar hunting?

[ZomBrony 347]

spear fishing sounds safer

 

WYR have pony swag but be made fun of for it or just have normal swag and not be noticed for it?

[Aureity 3,055]

Pony swag! To all you haters, I say, "Talk to the hoof!"

 

Would you rather be addicted to cigarrettes or alcohol?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Pony swag. I aim to be different.

 

Wow,... I really don't know... Alcohol, but the sacrilegious kind...?

 

Now, in thinking in how this can be taken in the most literal sense,... Would you rather go spear fishing or bore hunting, IE, you're either fishing for spears or hunting down holes.

[Aureity 3,055]

Spear fishing...I'd rather not get dirty, thanks.

 

Would you rather facedesk or facebook?

[Jadefire 2,797]

Facebook. Paper is softer than a hard wooden desktop. And tending farms can be entertaining sometimes.

 

WYR be purple or green?

Edited April 9, 2012 by Jadefire

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Purple

 

Would you rather have mutant based super powers or magic based super powers?

Edited April 9, 2012 by Silverhoof

[Jadefire 2,797]

Magic. Because magic is friendship, and I'd like to have more friends.

 

WYR have a cheeseburger or fish sandwich?

Edited April 9, 2012 by Jadefire

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I don't like either, but I hate fish more. So cheeseburger.

 

Would you rather be upside down or sideways?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Sideways.

 

WYR forget how to type or re-learn how to count?