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The worst movie I've ever seen:

The Star Wars Christmas Special

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for me, it would be Sucker Punch

 

It was the absolute worst f*cking thing i've ever seen

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The worst movie I've ever seen:

The Star Wars Christmas Special

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Oh yeah... that...

 

Well The Room is pretty dumb, but is still one of my favorite movies of all time!

The Feast Trilogy was mind blowingly stupid, but I loved that!

 

But dumbest movie might go to two movies that I haven't even seen yet!

 

This Means War and Battleship

 

This Means War- looks more insultingly stupid than Jack and Jill! *gasp* A romantic-comedy-action-spy movie about a girl who has to choose between two spies... okay not bad... then they fight over her... kinda dumb, but okay... Chelsea Handler's in it... okay I'm starting to see how its dumb... and there's a part in the trailer where there is a car about to run over the chick in slow motion and the two guys are at either side saying "jump to me" and she cannot decide... ARGHHGNJDNJDNKFDNJKVN! Makes me rage!

 

Battleship- Hasbro took my favorite board game that actually required a bit of strategy (or dumb luck) and decided to Micheal Bay it up like they did with Transformers... my goodness Hasbro... just stop doing that! Just give everything to Lauren Faust since she actually knows how to improve a franchise! It wouldn't be so bad except it has virtually NOTHING to do with the board game. There were no aliens or Rihana to screw things over!


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I can't remember the title, but it involved aliens, zombies and terrible special effects.

 

Basically, aliens in shinysuits come to earth on spaceships held up by strings, but when no one takes them seriously (*Le gasp*) they bring back the dead, and apparently cover them up in horrible make up and teach them how to look like their having a stroke, rather than limping.

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for me, it would be Sucker Punch

 

It was the absolute worst f*cking thing i've ever seen

 

Sucker punch was super cool, in the action scenes. the story, however *uuugh* I didn't like it. not one bit.

 

My vote would have to go to The Room for worst movie ever seen. but it's the kind of movie that's funny bad. bring your friends over and watch it, and it's hilarious.

 

another bad movie is some generic "ninja assassin" movie that I saw. terribad.

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I laughed through the entirety of this slasher film I watched called Drive Thru.

 

Everything about it was bad. The premise, the plot, the acting, the special effects. You name it, they did it poorly. Except maybe the stereotypes.


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for me, it would be Sucker Punch

 

It was the absolute worst f*cking thing i've ever seen

 

I kinda see what they were trying to do with it, but I didn't like how much they cut in and out between action scenes. The previews had me believe that the chick was gunna go crazy and just imagine a huge adventure. Instead its just dancing for perverts and cutting to a half-assed 15 minute action scenes that really need to decide what freakin time period it is!

 

Baby geniuses. (I only watched it because i was wondering how bad it could be >_>)

 

Some how I liked it as a child... seriously what was wrong with me? O_e

Apparently I also wasted countless of my parents dollars by re-renting the Super Mario Brothers Movie, Will Ferrel's Kicking and Screaming, and Osmosis Jones about 15 times each and never watching them!

 

I actually watched those films later in life... sad that this is what I wasted money on, but I'm glad I didn't watch them. (Except Osmosis Jones was at least sorta original)

 

Sucker punch was super cool, in the action scenes. the story, however *uuugh* I didn't like it. not one bit.

 

My vote would have to go to The Room for worst movie ever seen. but it's the kind of movie that's funny bad. bring your friends over and watch it, and it's hilarious.

 

another bad movie is some generic "ninja assassin" movie that I saw. terribad.

 

Oh I agree completely on all counts

 

Though Ninja Assassin was kinda funny on how pointlessly gory it was at some points!

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The dumbest movie I watched trumps all of yours.

 

Hell's Bloody Devils.

 

Watch it with my dumbass father ages ago. It's made out to be a a biker gang movie (which I don't like, fyi), but it's really a crappy unfinished James Bond-ripoff with random shots of a biker gang and Nazi biker scenes half-assedly spliced in, and several other obvious other movie scenes spliced in, with vampires thrown in somehow, in an idiotic attempt to make it a complete movie. A headache of a film, makes no sense. Crappy movie, and not the so-bad-it's-hilarious kind. I DID get ONE laugh though; there's this random, nonsensical Colonel Sanders cameo, where he says something like "Isn't that the most amazing chicken you ever ate" while some of the characters are eating chicken. The sheer randomness of that was amusing.

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The dumbest movie I watched trumps all of yours.

 

Hell's Bloody Devils.

 

Watch it with my dumbass father ages ago. It's made out to be a a biker gang movie (which I don't like, fyi), but it's really a crappy unfinished James Bond-ripoff with random shots of a biker gang and Nazi biker scenes half-assedly spliced in, and several other obvious other movie scenes spliced in, with vampires thrown in somehow, in an idiotic attempt to make it a complete movie. A headache of a film, makes no sense. Crappy movie, and not the so-bad-it's-hilarious kind. I DID get ONE laugh though; there's this random, nonsensical Colonel Sanders cameo, where he says something like "Isn't that the most amazing chicken you ever ate" while some of the characters are eating chicken. The sheer randomness of that was amusing.

 

See I love bad films, but there are two kinds of bad films I hate. Bad Films that think they are the best (i.e. your Micheal Bay Transformers sequels and some of the Marvel movies) or bad films that are just bad and you can't even laugh at how bad they really are.


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Tropic Thunder.

The humor was bad, the plot was bad, everything was just bad. I actually started to feel sick while I was watching it, and I was out of school for the next week because I had the flu.

I often tell people that the movie made me sick for an entire week.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Oh yeah... that...

 

Well The Room is pretty dumb, but is still one of my favorite movies of all time!

The Feast Trilogy was mind blowingly stupid, but I loved that!

 

But dumbest movie might go to two movies that I haven't even seen yet!

 

This Means War and Battleship

 

This Means War- looks more insultingly stupid than Jack and Jill! *gasp* A romantic-comedy-action-spy movie about a girl who has to choose between two spies... okay not bad... then they fight over her... kinda dumb, but okay... Chelsea Handler's in it... okay I'm starting to see how its dumb... and there's a part in the trailer where there is a car about to run over the chick in slow motion and the two guys are at either side saying "jump to me" and she cannot decide... ARGHHGNJDNJDNKFDNJKVN! Makes me rage!

 

Battleship- Hasbro took my favorite board game that actually required a bit of strategy (or dumb luck) and decided to Micheal Bay it up like they did with Transformers... my goodness Hasbro... just stop doing that! Just give everything to Lauren Faust since she actually knows how to improve a franchise! It wouldn't be so bad except it has virtually NOTHING to do with the board game. There were no aliens or Rihana to screw things over!

 

>Implying that The Room was anything less then a god tier film.

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So many bad movies. Such little time.

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To get on topic: Furry Vengance was probably the worse excuse for a movie I have ever seen.

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Super Mario Bros, The Legend of the Guardians, and pretty much every movie my little sister decides to watch.

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SO many choices....I would have to say my personal dumbest film ever has to be Jack and Jill, it might be because I just saw it recently, or it might be because the entire film consisted of mostly fart jokes. Either way, It remains a stupid film.


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Basically...

If you watch a low-budget film with unheard-of actors,

You're gonna have a bad time.

 

 

Oh, and Twilight.

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The Last Airbender :mellow:.

 

The idea of developing the show into a movie wasn't so bad, in fact, it sounded pretty awesome, but damn, M. Night Shamylan, what have you done :angry:? I'm sorta easy to please when it comes to movies, but even I can't deny that movie was pretty bad. The only movie where I was like "ehhhhh......." after finishing it

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Two Words:

 

Baby. Geniuses.

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Holy shit...

 

This:

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It's a horror movie about a tire. What the actual f@#%? XD

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See I love bad films, but there are two kinds of bad films I hate. Bad Films that think they are the best (i.e. your Micheal Bay Transformers sequels and some of the Marvel movies) or bad films that are just bad and you can't even laugh at how bad they really are.

 

I agree with this. I like films that are so bad they paradoxically are good films. The way I see it, there's a scale like this.

 

Bad (Examples: Crappy run-run-of-the-mill romances, comedies that try too hard, etc.) > Horrible (Examples: Uwe Boll movies, Robin Williams' bad movies, etc) > Mind-gratingly awful (Examples: The movies in the same vein as "Scary Movie", Pauly Shore, etc.) > Somewhat entertaining (Examples: Corny PSAs, things like that) > A great movie in it's badness (Examples: Birdemic: Shock and Terror, Troll 2, The Room, Street Fighter the movie) > Almost entertaining, but too bad to be worth the time (Examples: A lot of subpar comedies from various years, etc.) > So bad you actually feel tainted after watching it. (Examples: Lazy paste-together films, films where it seems the writer had a very specific fetish and used making a film as an excuse to realize it, etc.)

 

At least that's how I see the scale of bad movies.

 

I'm kind of disappointed to see people mentioning Super Mario Bros. :( Sure, it might not be the world's greatest movie, but there are far worse movies to call "dumbest". But whatever, people have tastes and opinions and stuff. For all I know, I might've inadvertently insulted somepony's favorite movie just now. :P

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