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You find out you're a wanted human in Equestria. What do you do?


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You've been in Equestria for roughly a year. And one day, you notice all the ponies giving you weird looks. You notice some of them talking about you behind your back. Some of them will even get terrified and run from you.

Then you start seeing wanted posters everywhere with your face on it. You don't know what the hell you've done, but you could be apprehended by the authorities at any point. And any "friends" you've made in recent months might be quick to rat you out. That includes your favorite ponies.

And it gets worse. You read the morning paper and learn that Celestia has signed extradition treaties with all the surrounding kingdoms. Even the chaos realm where Discord lives. So leaving Equestria won't do you much good, because you'll eventually be recognized by some creature. After which you'll be promptly hunted, captured, and sent straight to Celestia's castle for capital punishment.

You don't know if you can trust anyone. What do you do?


 

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I think I'd draw a mustache on one of the posters, then take a train to Canterlot. Sneak on if I have to. I assume that's where I'd be taken after being arrested so might as well make the journey myself in comfort rather than in cuffs. Take the chance of turning myself in and figuring out what's going on.

If things get really bad, there's always taking control of the train and using the passengers as hostages. If Celestia can't be reasoned with then I suppose let the passengers go by cramming them into a car in the rear, releasing it so they can safely get away, and I'll go full steam ahead till I ram into something. Enjoy the snack cart before that happens though. Might jump off last minute. If the wreckage is bad enough then it could be days till they realize my body isn't there or they might never figure it out at all. Start a new life elsewhere.

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7 minutes ago, Ganondorf8 said:

I'd flee Equestria by sneaking through Twilight's castle and going through the mirror.

That idea is so much better than my crazy scheme.

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Just now, Ganondorf8 said:

I'd flee Equestria by sneaking through Twilight's castle and going through the mirror.

Good luck getting the magic to power it up, lol.

And by the time Twilight found out somebody went through it, it might not take very long for her to put two and two together and "photo copy" the wanted poster in her journal to Sunset.


 

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5 hours ago, Califorum said:

I would have been learning equestria magic all that time so I would find a way to switch myself into pony form, so I could blend in with the populace while I take over the world. I'm not turning myself in for something I didn't do and a pony princess's ways of doing things don't scare me.

I love your idea, except for the fact that you would still be a human and you would have no way of channeling the magic, like a horn, a piece of enchanted jewelry, or come to think of it, friendship.

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If I've allegedly done something that would warrant an international man hunt (somepony probably spiked my punch again), and my own 'friends' have shown signs of turning against me, then turning myself in would be the last thing I do.

For every redemption via friendship study, there a millenium long banishment. 

And since none of my friends have nicely asked to give my thoughts, testify to the princesses or arrange a legal defense, it's most likely that equestria has a 'shoot first, ask questions later' attitude towards crime. If they wanted a peaceful conclusion, they wouldn't be instigating a ful scale hunt that would send a target running.

Simple solution: die. Suicide in front of the guard. Give me liberty or give me death. Make them rethink how they pursue criminals. 

But let's go for a more hopeful route.

I'd stay hidden in twi's castle. So many rooms, kitchens, bathrooms for me to use that'll remain empty for most the day. Plus, multiple libraries for me to use, and read up on equestria criminal law for me to find a way out. 

I'd also bide my time until 30 moons are up and the portal opens on its own. I'd take my bits and spikes lunch, cash those in at the nearest exchange, and start a new life attending law school, working to save others from the injustice I suffered. 

Oh and the idea of twi enlisting sunset and the humane 5 to hunt me down hinges on twi knowing if I went to the human realm at all. Even if she did, canterlot is a big city and i'll be long gone. Worst comes to worst, I'll reason with the humane 6 and they might be able to diffuse the situation. 

If the castle is a no go, then i'll camp in the everyfree. Make use of its castle, and all the traps and passages it contains. The wild creatures will make hunting me a challenge.

If that can't work, then I will travel to each of the other kingdoms for asylum. How will I get that? Well for each I know can be swayed:

-travel to Griffonstone. Pay some bits for political asylum. Tried via griffon courts.

-travel to the dragonlands. Pay some gems for political asylum. Tried via dragon courts. 

-travel to yakyakistan. Tell yaks that ponies say their legal system better than yaks. Say yaks can't prove anyone innocent, or give better asylum than ponies. 

-all allied kingdoms aren't an option, but what about enemy ones? Travel to the storm kingdom. There's probably a reminant there that will grant asylum to equestria's public enemy #1. 

-now this maybe a bit head cannon, but go the changelings. We al have senses of smell and taste to detect what appitizing to eat and what isn't. So in order to find positive emotions, changelings would have an empathic sense. So if I go to thorax, he could tell if I'm lying or not, if I'm the criminal his friends say I am. Plus, he'd understand what it's like to be judged and hunted. 

Plus we'd both probably blame chrysalis for this. 

-go to zecora. She too knows how it feels to be judged. She's also more level headed than the other ponies and would probably have a potion or two that could prove my innocence. 


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Escape into the hellish, unexplored depths of the Everfree Forest and systematically hunt down and trap any ponies who came to apprehend me for food and for sport. :wacko:

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Live up to it and become a notorious Equestrian criminal, make myself into an urban legend and build up a legacy.

I have a feeling that if they're willing to go as far as they have, they're pretty determined and set on prosecution. :wacko:

 

 



 

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2 hours ago, Califorum said:

Doesn't prevent me from finding magical items and tools to use at my disposal, like weapons and stuff like that. Finding knowledge of how to craft such things...

Good luck on getting that done before you're found and arrested. Still a good idea though. Might just be able to pull it off.

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Turn myself in to deny anypony else the reward!

Oh, and then probably found out what I did wrong to prove my innocence.  That's important too...

Oh?  Capital punishment without due process?  Wow Princess you've gotten dark...

Glad I prepared my Cursed Phylactery for just this occasion!

Hey, don't question why I've prepared for this type of moment...

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I'll fight back from the shadows and find out what crime I've been accused of and seek justice and possibly eliminate celestia, Luna, twilight and cadence or die trying if necessary 

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Chrysalis needs a new henchmen, doesn't she? So, yeah I'd go looking for a big bad to kiss up to for protection. And in the end if nothing else worked than screw capture. If i'm going to die, it will be how and when i say.

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Since Lyra obsesses over humans ask her for help... if that doesn’t work i’d Just go over to sugarcube corner and buy as many cupcakes as I can and go into the everfree forest and live off of them... if I can’t buy them from sugarcube corner then I would just steal them... it’s pretty simple.


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