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I would make a movie called "Springtime for Hitler", but only if I could get Max Bialystock to produce it for me.

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My crappy life.


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A remake of Star Wars pt1 but this time Jar-Jar sucks

...oh, sorry, my bad Mr LucasΒ :-P

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14 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I'd make a film called "The Dogfather" It would be just like The Godfather... Except with dogs. Badly trained dogs. :-P

I seem to remember photoshoping the Godfather logo into "The Goatfather"

(Did I transplant a goats head onto Hulk Hogan for his MrΒ NannyΒ film?)

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, a remake of Reservoir Dogs - 90 mins of dogs swimming in a reservoir


My awesomeness is only second to my modesty B)

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A women and her kids wear blindfolds for the bulk of the film, while the woman recaps her backstory about an invisible monster that mysteriously causes mass suicidal thoughts on a whole country which the film doesn't even bother revealing what the monster really is

...Ohhhhh it exists? My bad

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Sharknado 4: The Sharkening

Starring: Tommy Wiseau


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A movie about a vegan vampire? :ooh:


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A rated R Disney movie.Β 


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