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[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Aaahhh! Aow! Eeee! Aow, eee, how am I looking? Looking nice. No, wait a minute. I'm looking better than nice. I'm looking dangerous. Aaaoooww. Dangerous! Aaaooowww! Hey, what's that? Hey, even my shadow's looking nice. I'm looking nice. My shadow's looking nice. What a team! We are unbelievable! 0K, team, this way. Aaaoowww, yeah.

[Number62 1,258]

Come on, I don't belong up here, fighting monsters and aliens and super-villains. I just help the little guy and in a big club like this, you tend to forget all about him. So gee whiz, I'm flattered to be asked and all, but no thanks.

Suit yourself. Those monsters you don't fight? They tend to step on little guys.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"It's me! I was the turkey all along!"

 

 

[O-78 28,606]

"Fancy not securing your trucks on a hill! They'll come back to spook you and your special funnel!"

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

 

 

[Number62 1,258]

A supercollider is one aspect of particle physics that even a caveman can enjoy: Smashing things against a wall.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

[Prospekt 11,018]

"If you want to grow, just look above you. There are plenty of people perfect to serve as fodder for your growth."

[Number62 1,258]

I fashioned a prison you couldn't leave without sacrificing your heart's desire. It must have been like tearing off your own arm.

[Tao 7,740]

--------------------------NERD!

[Number62 1,258]

I don't know whether to punch him or feed him a protein shake.

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

Helga

(sobbing) "WE'RE ALL GONNA STARVE TO DEATH AND GET EATEN BY RATS!". 

[Number62 1,258]

The others don't know what I'm capable of. One day I'll show them. I've got the true heart of a hero.

Hero? A possible ally?

I keep it in a big jar at the back of my closet.

[O-78 28,606]

What's devious is what's necessary to make an honest living in these days of corruption and bad business ethics!

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

From "That 70's Show". 

 

Edited March 13, 2020 by Sparklefan1234

[Number62 1,258]

It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

Too bad we can't mix and match.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"No, she can't come meet you!She has outahouseaphobia."

[Number62 1,258]

Hey, I got the thing on the thing! What do I win?

You!

I win me? That makes no sense.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I made up my mind that I'll be the most female among females! Like a real man!" 

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Way to get your feet wet!

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I did something constructive. I sent my best friend off to her possible doom."

Edited March 22, 2020 by Emerald Heart

[Woohoo 34,114]

"You must think I'm pretty dumb, huh?"

"YES! TURN AROUND!"

[Number62 1,258]

      

[Sparklefan1234 170,480]

[Mocking Big Bob, bowing theatrically]

Helga:
All hail the Beeper King!

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"The stomach bone's connected to the... wait, what's the stomach bone connected to?"