Updates From Equestria

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

2 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

THERE IS A GREAT AND POWERFUL THEIF IN OUR MIDST! "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!" THE DENIZENS OF EQUESTRIA WILL SHOUT! 

Lighten up, Francis. 

I'm very good at lighting things up.

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

1 minute ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I'm very good at lighting things up.

 

I'm good at bringing things down. 

[raykv423 1,689]

So laziness is good for everyone, right?

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

23 hours ago, raykv423 said:

So laziness is good for everyone, right?

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? 

[raykv423 1,689]

39 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? 

Nothing 

[raykv423 1,689]

So....iCarly is coming back  I'm so excited.

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

10 minutes ago, raykv423 said:

So....iCarly is coming back  I'm so excited.

This isn’t an ask a pony thread. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

6-27-21

Apparently,

"Nirik" was just the sound a Kirin made while they were choking on some water and the name itself has nothing to do with their angry state. 

That's the last time I trust Whinnypedia. 

Edited June 27, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

7-7-21

"Has MLP ever offended you?" 

SPARKLEFAN'S A LOSER! 

Yes. 

Edited July 7, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

7-28-21

I read all of @Totally Lyra's posts in Huey Duck's voice now. 

Hooey! 

No. Huey. 

Edited July 29, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

8-17-21

THE CAKE IS A PIE! 

Indeed, Dear Sister. But which Pie? 

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

10-18-21

I saw @Treeglow Flicker  in town today. 

 

What happened this time? 

 

The poor dear was wandering aimlessly through the street shouting gibberish like:

"MY HOUSE IS OUT TO GET ME!" & " MY HOUSE IS MADE OF SALAD!". 

 

 So...Typical Monday? *Sigh* I lost the pool again. 

 

Edited October 18, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

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11-4-21

 *Humming "Let the Rainbow Remind You"* 

I *know* I owe you 20 bits, Rainbow Dash! 

Edited December 24, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

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11-20-21

Trixie misses her best friend @Twilight Luna's questions in Trixie's "Ask My Little Ponies" thread. 

YOUR ASK MY LITTLE PONIES THREAD!? 

 

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

12-20-21

 

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She did. Those hoomans don't understand pony holidays. 

 

The Changeling @Totally Lyra is absolutely right!

The "Great and Powerful" Trixie is still impatiently waiting for her "Trixiependence Day" application to be approved.

---

"Trixie said "patiently", Sparklefan." 

"Sorry. My finger slipped." /

Edited December 23, 2021 by Sparklefan1234

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12-22-21

I would like to know why there are an abundance of to put it  simply, hideous Hearth's Warming sweaters every year. 

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2-23-22

Yesterday was "2-22-22" and now my clocks aren't working.  

Welcome to the new moonlennium, Princess Twilight.  

Edited February 24, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

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2-24-22

I've learned that @Treeglow Flicker  is not rude but rather private and introverted. 

OH, SURE! WHEN SHE DOES IT-! 

Edited February 24, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

2-24-22 Part 2

@Totally Lyra 

I have received many letters asking where Lyra, Roseluck, Nyx and "That blue guy" are and why they don't answer questions. 

Where are Lyra, Roseluck, Nyx and That blue guy and why haven't they been answering questions!? 

*Sigh* See what I mean? 

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

3-20-22

*Panicked* Twilight!? Twilight!?  Nyx turned herself into a kitty and got herself stuck in a tree! 

*Shh* Can't you see I'm reading? 

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3-25-22

Hey! Y'wanna hear a @Treeglow Flicker  joke? 

Sure. Go ahead, Pinkie. 

... 

I hate you. 

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,619]

9 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

3-25-22

Hey! Y'wanna hear a @Treeglow Flicker  joke? 

Sure. Go ahead, Pinkie. 

... 

I hate you. 

 

I guess Dashie isn't a fan of mimes.

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

1 minute ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I guess Dashie isn't a fan of mimes.

 

Maybe it wasn't a primetime mime. 

[Sparklefan1234 169,965]

3-26-22

When did Nyx get a job, Twilight? 

What? 

She keeps going on and on about "mod mode" and having the ability to banish ponies at will...Also, something about "free coffee in the lounge.". 

Rarity, that's @Totally Nyx, Changeling Nyx is in Vanhoover studying to be a motor vehicle vacuum repair specialist. 

*Annoyed* No need to be sarcastic, Darling. 

Edited March 27, 2022 by Sparklefan1234

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3-27-22

I totally forgot about Nike's birthday! 

Don't you mean, "Nyx"? 

No, today she wants to be a shoe. What do you get a shoe who can be anything!? 

Hey, everypony! What's the issue? 

There isn't an issue, I said Nyx was a shoe and I have no idea what to give her for her birthday! 

*Calming* C'mon, Twilight. Let's get you a nice cup've tea. 

Shoes like socks, right? Who am I kidding? Tomorrow she'll want to be the Mayor!