We're all dead

[Finesthour 7,287]

At approximatly 6:36 pm Central time, the world received dreadful news.

 

We are all destined to die at a sooner time than we truly expected.

 

Forget all the rumors of the disaster of the world by global warming, or a natural disaster.

 

No my friends, the end of the world is here now.

 

And the evil beings who shall destroy the world have shown their faces.

 

For years, the cockroach has bothered the human species, infesting their homes and being a nuisance.

 

For years, the fly has just annoyed anyone who wants to eat food, or try to sleep.

 

By themselves, they are harmless.

 

But together, they are an unstoppable force.

 

And this is what has occurred, my friends.

 

My informant, Neikos Jubilee, has informed me that the roaches and flies have joined together to make one super soldier.

 

[6:36:57 PM | Edited 6:37:03 PM] Neikos: I just crushed a fly... and it flew away. WTH did they mix it with cockroaches? x)

 

We must all escape to the underground vaults, my fellow humans.

 

The end of days is near, we must find shelter at this moment..

 

For the cockroach flies are coming for us all.

[Bow Heart 84]

I thought this was serious for a moment. Then I read 'cockroach' and looked and saw this was under general silliness.

 

But, eh.

 

Gives me an excuse to buy 5 gallons of Raid. X)

[Random User 249]

2012 came early this year!

[Finesthour 7,287]

I thought this was serious for a moment. Then I read 'cockroach' and looked and saw this was under general silliness.

 

But, eh.

 

Gives me an excuse to buy 5 gallons of Raid. X)

 

THIS IS REAL.

WE MUST SURVIVE.

[lardbobobo 1,593]

Awww jeez, lol I love it!

[PonyEcho 1,610]

OMG soon we will be human slaves in a insect nation

[Finesthour 7,287]

OMG soon we will be human slaves in a insect nation

 

We will be dead.

[Shankveld 4,949]

allow LOST to commence

[Despair 114]

If stomping on them won't work, what about fire? Lots and lots of fire.

[Neikos 968]

I'm sorry guys that I didn't know sooner.

Edited July 13, 2012 by Jubilee van Neikos

[Sepia-chan 495]

Guys, we gotta make a strong hold.

[Finesthour 7,287]

Guys, we gotta make a strong hold.

 

SAVE YOURSELF KONATA CHAN.

[PegasisterTaco 318]

Uh, what exactly do we do? o.-

[Pulcinella 1,016]

Crona, you can stop this from happening with Ragnarok. Or can you not deal with that?

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

We can use the ponies!

...What? It's a good idea.

[Page Turner 607]

Everyone! we need to build an exact replica of MLPforums right over there --->

We have less than a minute!

[Sepia-chan 495]

We can just push the MLPForums away from the cockroach flies.

[Page Turner 607]

That Plan never works! at least mine has a 50/50 chance!

[Skullbuster 1,906]

FLAME THROWERS AND CHEMICAL SPRAYERS FOR EVERYONE!

[Page Turner 607]

Drop everything and help me find some maracas!

[Vaporeon 1,168]

Everyone blast this song from your computer as you wait for the end times.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Ponymon Trainer Red

[Esteeare 41]

FINDING A TUBA MUST BE OUR TOP PRIORITY!!!!!

[Sakamoto 103]

[The Awesome One 1,315]

I'm okay with this.

[Fluttershy4life 150]

*walks through wall*

 

Yep I'm dead