Jump to content
Banner by ~ Wizard

You Just Got Kissed By the User Above You, Your Reaction?


Tom The Diamond

Recommended Posts

The kiss be unnecessary.

Well, we might be going to get some more cookies. There be an old legend that say's an island of cookies once existed for all to see, but it be now covered in mist, hidden from sight. Perhpas ye be wanting to join the crew? We have cookies. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Go home capn, youre drunk!

 

But seriously, me thinks that an adventure fer cookies would be legendary. We be written down in history for such a perilous journey. Aye, we wouldnt need just afew crew members more, but many many more than the lot you have now, capn.


Alright, WHO CHANGED MY SIGNATURE?! Oh wait.....it was me....lol, false alarm.

*soon*

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do that again, and I will be forced to consider terminating your existence.

 

 

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

"The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

thank ye for the kiss ^^

 

 

"The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike

The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum."

 

Fifteen men of a whole ship's list 
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, that could have been worse.

Fifteen men of a whole ship's list 

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist! 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)

 Another member? I hope so

 

The skipper lay with his nob in gore

Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

 

Fifteen men of âem stiff and stark 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Ten of the crew had the murder mark 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Edited by Pucksterv
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Bleugh

 

Fifteen men of âem stiff and stark [/size]Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum[/size]Ten of the crew had the murder mark [/size]Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum[/size]

Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead

Or a yawing hole in a battered head

And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red

And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes

Looking up at paradise

All souls bound just contrawise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead

Or a yawing hole in a battered head

And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red

And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes

Looking up at paradise

All souls bound just contrawise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of âem good and true 

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Every man Jack could ha' sailed with old Pew 

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, that was nice.

Fifteen men of âem good and true 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Every man Jack could ha' sailed with old Pew 
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

(edited)

There was chest on chest of Spanish gold

With a ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot of stuff untold,

And they lay there that took the plum

With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb,

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

Fifteen men of a dead man's chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

 

Only one more to go!

Edited by Pucksterv
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Join the herd!

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...