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Scenario: You walk in on your friend clopping. What do you do?


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* walks in* O-O *turn anyway quickly* Eh...umm your mom said you was around and Coach was... umm just call ahead when you can't make it... *shudders doesn't touch his door and leaves*

 

Scenario: Friends house in friends room, friend's late for practice

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I would instantly cover my mouth, walk outside, scream into the nearest soft object, turn around and (with my eyes closed)

go up behind him and say

"dont worry your still my friend"

"just switch back to human porn before it take this to facebook >:)"


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**Walks in and see's friend clopping** Hands him a nice ripe Cucumber **then walks out giggling like a loon**
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What would I do you ask, lets see...

 

Scenario one: (Cloppee gender: Male)

 

*walks in* Initial reaction

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then I realize that it's a part of life, and leave him and his hormones be.

 

Scenario two: (Cloppee gender: Female)

 

*walks in* Initial reaction

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Obviously join her!

 

 

 

Nah, but for real I'd obviously have an awkward feeling, because I just walked in on somebody when they're doing their private business.

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That would certainly be an odd situation at first, but I don't think it would be really weird or anything. I an ertainly relate, and I would most likely just end up brushing it off, it is after all, not a big deal. Whatever floats your boat.


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1. Walk out

 

2. Bleach my eyes

 

3. GTFO Friend.

 

Yup, that's how I would handle it, although it might be a bit extreme....I have a very strong hatred of porn


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I have a very strong hatred of porn

Porn in general?

Or just pony porn?

I like your way of dealing with it though.

Short

sweet.......kind of

and to the point

 

Regards,

 

Dice

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Porn in general?

Or just pony porn?

I like your way of dealing with it though.

Short

sweet.......kind of

and to the point

 

Regards,

 

Dice

 

Porn in general. I have always been one to think of mariage as a real thing. And I feel as though porn just takes relationships and goes "LOLNOPE." with them


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Porn in general. I have always been one to think of mariage as a real thing. And I feel as though porn just takes relationships and goes "LOLNOPE." with them

 

I don't have a relationship, never have

sure I have had flings, but I can't seem to really connect with people

who knows when my next fling is, until then...what am I to do?

I do admit if I had a significant other I wouldn't view porn (unless he or she did then, well I would only keep the bad hentai's)

but right now, I have no one to stay loyal to, no relationship-why should I not watch it?


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Honestly, I would be asking question on why's he masturbating to cartoon characters that they'll never see in real life? I'll leave them alone to finish their unfinished business and ask the questions later.

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unfinished business

After seeing something like that id probably redecorate the room.....AND REPLACE THE DESK.......AND THE CHAIR........AND THE CARPET ........depends how "clean" He/she was >.<
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Well none of my friends come over to my house, and I haven't visited a friend's house in a long time so logic dictates that they must've broken into my room and started Clopping.

 

Since they are specifically Clopping and not just regular Fapping, this must narrow it down to a Brony friend which I only have 2 of!

I am not too fond of either friend and kinda confused on how they found out where I live.

 

ALTERNATIVE SCENARIO: It's one of YOU GUYS who stalked me and started clopping in my room... so who is it?

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I got my brain bleach on hand. My secret recipe is:

1 Tbsp salt

2 Tbsp sugar

1 cup of water

1 pickle

1/4 cup of lemon juice

1 bananna

 

All in a blender, server without straw.

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PUKING

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I'd ask...

 

"What batteries does that take?" Then I'd hope my friend wouldn't call the cops because I just broke into her house while stalking her!

 

I literally said "EW" out loud ;-;

 

Goddangit Cindy, y u gotta say that xD

 

And also, people with their answers are making me lol.

 

I should add to my answer-

 

If I saw a female friend doing that... I'd be frozen. I'd be completely red, and probably wouldn't move. Just be like,

"Uhh..."


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Yesterday, i caught my female friend clopping for BraeburnxSoarin. O.O

What i said:

Oh, well... ahn... just came back to pick my phone... okay... need help to finish it?(punch in face) Ouch! Okay... Bye...-closing the door-

Two minutes later:

-Uhn... i need my HQs back, 'kay? Also, next time, try "BraeburnxBig Mac. Bye.

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Well, seeing that he doesn't like the show or whatever he said, then me walking in on him 34'n?

hm, well:

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(Don't kill me Dragonshy.mov, i copied and pasted, like an original person would :( .)


"I swear I didn't know!" -Myself  :ph34r:

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