mega thread Last Poster Wins

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Banned for being a slice of bread.

 

Banned for being in the wrong thread.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Banned because I already know that, silly. This is a nonsense thread anyway, so I figured I might as well.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

so, what were you doing on this forum before stormgiggle called you here

Literally nothing.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Nonsense thread?

What are you talking about?

This is a very serious thread.

Everything about this thread is serious.

Just ask Pretend Horse.

 

 

 

 

Srs business.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Literally nothing.

 

It's literally impossible to do nothing. You're breathing, aren't you? That's something.

 

Sirius Bread is a lie.

Edited February 15, 2015 by Sharlina Silverpaw

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'm not breathing.

I'm bread.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Yes, yes it is.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

It's literally impossible to do nothing. You're breathing, aren't you? That's something.

 

Sirius Bread is a lie.

Oh yeah, I stopped noticing that I was breathing a long time ago.

 

It just sorta comes naturally to me, I guess.

 

Oh god my life would be terrible if I had to slowly and deliberately move my nostrils inward and outward every time I wanted to breathe

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I am not a lie either.

I am still bread.

If you were looking for a lie, ask Cake.

He knows all about that.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

You're not a pony, you know. You're bread. Bread gets digested by everyone. Don't you feel afraid in today's society?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Shuu is a bird.

So what?

Nobody comments about how delicious birds are (Except maybe me).

Why would me being a pony matter anyways?

Also, no.

I am not afraid to be bread.

I am not afraid because​ I am bread.

I am not afraid to be myself and do what no bread has ever done before; rule the world and swim in a pool of bits.

 

Also, I'm going to type every sentence in a different row from now on.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Goodness, being bread sounds like an existential nightmare...

 

Maybe I'll try it sometime.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Btw, watch out for birds.

They love bread.

And watch out for Pretend Horse as well.

He loves bread more than birds do.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Birds?

I can deal with birds.

Smart birds know better than to anger me.

 

Pretend Horse on the other hand...

Hmmmm...

Edited February 15, 2015 by Doctor Shuu

[Hidey 2,836]

You cannot defeat bread.

The more that you eat it, the less hungry you get. Eventually you will become full and cannot eat anymore bread or simply become sick of it.

Bread will always Win.

 

true, except you can't get sick of it

 

verily, all shall become bread.

 

We are bread.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.

Birds?

I can deal with birds.

Smart birds know better than to anger me.

 

Pretend Horse on the other hand...

Hmmmm...

 

You're using that font, which makes you our version of that guy who always posts in the general chat thread.

 

 

I am the only one who knows this.

 

 

 

ALSO, I made this gif of a heart growing a mouth. So there.

 

Best Valentine's day (nah)

Edited February 15, 2015 by Pretend Horse

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Courier New is an amazing font, I must say.

 

Truly the font of many a well-cultured gentry around the world.

 

But for now, I must adjourn to my chambers for the night, and I shall sleep well with the knowledge of the fact that this post is (at least for now) last.

 

G'night, you bunch of rambunctious little ponies. (︶ω︶✿)

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Win.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

42, in!

 

... It doesn't really work that way, Only '42, out!' seems to work.

[Hidey 2,836]

Win.

 

Now I am become bread, feeder of worlds.

42, in!

 

... It doesn't really work that way, Only '42, out!' seems to work.

 

 

it looks like your quote is growing a heart growing a mouth.

Edited February 15, 2015 by Pretend Horse

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Now I am become bread, feeder of worlds.

That is super creepy... Stormgiggle, I think you need to pick up your game.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Georgia is more sophisticated, though, don't you think?

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Meat is better than breads!

[Hidey 2,836]

That is super creepy... 

 

don't tempt him.

Meat is better than breads!

 

O ye of little bread.

Edited February 15, 2015 by Pretend Horse

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Stormgiggle, I think you need to pick up your game.

Speaking about picking up games, you haven't answered the question I asked your OC! All I'm trying to do is turn your OC to the dark side ask a few innocent questions!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I see that you've tried passing me on the Echeladder.

Check again.

 

Btw, nice sythe.