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[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Well, then you've got everything wrong! 

 

Join the cult of frand and experience true frandship!

 

or else

 

How about no. If you try to oppose me or interfere with my plans, your cult eats lead, got it?

[Starlight Fan 538]

How about no. If you try to oppose me or interfere with my plans, your cult eats lead, got it?

No, our cult doesn't eat lead, it hypnotises people into being our minions for taking over the world is a nice and kind society where you'll experience true happiness!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

No, our cult doesn't eat lead, it hypnotises people into being our minions for taking over the world is a nice and kind society where you'll experience true happiness!

Sorry Times, but Dan never falls for tricks like that. Celestia knows I've tried.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sorry Times, but Dan never falls for tricks like that. Celestia knows I've tried.

Oh, someday he will.

 

Let's put him in our frandification chamber!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

No, our cult doesn't eat lead, it hypnotises people into being our minions for taking over the world is a nice and kind society where you'll experience true happiness!

 

You'll experience true being buried alive, bud.

 

Sorry Times, but Dan never falls for tricks like that. Celestia knows I've tried.

 

Ya got that right.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, someday he will.

 

Let's put him in our frandification chamber!

I don't know, I'm pretty sure balance guardians like AI get bonuses on their saving throw vs. mind control.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Oh, someday he will.

 

If I don't fall for it now, what makes you think that I'll ever fall for it?

[Starlight Fan 538]

I don't know, I'm pretty sure balance guardians like AI get bonuses on their saving throw vs. mind control.

It'll be fine, just turn up the frandliness!

If I don't fall for it now, what makes you think that I'll ever fall for it?

The frandification chamber is very frandly, don't worry.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

It'll be fine, just turn up the frandliness!

The frandification chamber is very frandly, don't worry.

 

Frandly isn't friendly.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Frandly isn't friendly.

It's pretty much the same thing! Same same but different!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It'll be fine, just turn up the frandliness!

I'm just not sure about all of this... Frandliness. Me, I'm a proponent of friendship.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'm just not sure about all of this... Frandliness. Me, I'm a proponent of friendship.

 

Kill them...

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Kill them...

*Giggles* Do your own dirty work, AI!  Besides, Times is my friend!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*Giggles* Do your own dirty work, AI!  Besides, Times is my friend!

 

She is your enemy.

Edited August 9, 2015 by A.I. Pony

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

She is your enemy.

Really? Explain. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

She is the most awesome person ever, and I love frandship.

Aww, thanks!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Really? Explain. 

 

Times is working to spread friendship. You seek to destroy friendship in all its forms.

Times is your enemy.

 

Aww, thanks!

 

You shut that lying face.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Times is working to spread friendship. You seek to destroy friendship in all its forms. Times is your enemy.

 Huh? AI, you know very well that isn't true. Sure, I'm well known for my destructive, chaotic rampages, but really those are just a means to an end. But, I truly enjoy turning an enemy into a friend via subtle manipulation and honest to goodness kindness! As I said, I'm a proponent of friendship.

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Well well well, look what we have here. Well, hello there mother 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well well well, look what we have here. Well, hello there mother 

Son!  *Hugs*

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Son!  *Hugs*

Hello mother  *Hugs back* 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Hello mother  *Hugs back* 

Oh, Son, I love you so much! How are you? 

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Oh, Son, I love you so much! How are you? 

I love you so much as well mother ^w^. I am great, been spending time with my SSP  . 

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I love you so much as well mother ^w^. I am great, been spending time with my SSP  . 

Spending time with your super special Puck, huh?   I'm happy you have such a nice relationship! 

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

Spending time with your super special Puck, huh?   I'm happy you have such a nice relationship! 

Yes, that is true . Thank you very much mom ^w^. You should meet her .