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[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Indeed.

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So...

What's up?

I am alone.

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

Hehehehe.

 

Joke's on you! That wasn't in the original post!

 

Also I happened to be wearing a metal suit at the time, you just didn't notice! So even if you did stab me, you wouldn't have gotten any blood.

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Joke's on you! That wasn't in the original post!

 

Also I happened to be wearing a metal suit at the time, you just didn't notice! So even if you did stab me, you wouldn't have gotten any blood.

 

It was in the original post, but it was colored just like this. See?

And not all stabbing is done with a needle. You, can secretly draw blood from someone using a sword, forged from dimension-jumping metals. You know, a sword like... THIS!

 

*Angelic choir sings as a shimmering, deep blue colored rapier is revealed*

 

If you could see my sword crossing through dimensions, it would look like a needle and thread sewing through fabric. That's why it's called "The Needle". (It also has the bonus ability of being able to stitch together rips in the fabric of time and space, using the residual energy it draws from the Threadiverse.)

Also, nice profile pic.

[Starlight Fan 538]

It was in the original post, but it was colored just like this. See?

And not all stabbing is done with a needle. You, can secretly draw blood from someone using a sword, forged from dimension-jumping metals. You know, a sword like... THIS!

 

*Angelic choir sings as a shimmering, deep blue colored rapier is revealed*

 

If you could see my sword crossing through dimensions, it would look like a needle and thread sewing through fabric. That's why it's called "The Needle". (It also has the bonus ability of being able to stitch together rips in the fabric of time and space, using the residual energy it draws from the Threadiverse.)

Also, nice profile pic.

Er.... jokes on you!

My magical metal suit was immune to all types of dimension-jumping metals!

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Er.... jokes on you!

My magical metal suit was immune to all types of dimension-jumping metals!

 

You like your jokes, don't you? Dealio is that I have your blood.

Anyways, do you really want to know how I got your blood without you knowing? If I were you, I wouldn't ask questions that I didn't want answered.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-53FGqUAPXE

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So...

What's up?

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Not much, and you?

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I'm just waiting for someone to post again.

 

[Side Bird 566]

I'll respond before you die A.I.

[Starlight Fan 538]

You like your jokes, don't you? Dealio is that I have your blood.

Anyways, do you really want to know how I got your blood without you knowing? If I were you, I wouldn't ask questions that I didn't want answered.

*insert some sort of bad explanation as to how you didn't get my blood here*

 

Yes, I really want to know. What could possibly go wrong?

[Diamond* 531]

I like unicorns

[Side Bird 566]

Time for bed.

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*insert some sort of bad explanation as to how you didn't get my blood here*

 

Yes, I really want to know. What could possibly go wrong?

 

The explanation could cause you to flip out or something.

I wouldn't want you to freak out.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

*Stormgiggle saunters into thread*

[Starlight Fan 538]

You like your jokes, don't you? Dealio is that I have your blood.

Anyways, do you really want to know how I got your blood without you knowing? If I were you, I wouldn't ask questions that I didn't want answered.

Wait, you couldn't have gotten my blood anyway, because I don't have any! I'm really just a fragment of the internet, and if you stabbed me, you'd get nothing! No blood. It's impossible to replicate me.

 

_{It is now officially canon that Timesten lives inside the internet. *attacks it with the canon cannon*}

_{And... er... can shapeshift into Anti-Timesten whenever she feels like it! Yeah that makes total sense.}

_{^{I bet at this point everyone thinks i have terrible naming skills.}}

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*Stormgiggle saunters into thread*

 

Oh, hi.

[Starlight Fan 538]

The explanation could cause you to flip out or something.

I wouldn't want you to freak out.

Chillax! It's not very easy to make me freak out.

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Wait, you couldn't have gotten my blood anyway, because I don't have any! I'm really just a fragment of the internet, and if you stabbed me, you'd get nothing! No blood. It's impossible to replicate me.

 

_{It is now officially canon that Timesten lives inside the internet. *attacks it with the canon cannon*}

_{And... er... can shapeshift into Anti-Timesten whenever she feels like it! Yeah that makes total sense.}

_{^{I bet at this point everyone thinks i have terrible naming skills.}}

 

Living in the internet could be much worse than just living a normal life and letting me have your blood.

You've heard of the Programs, right?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh, hi.

Hello.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I found out what A.I. really is!!! 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InnocentlyInsensitive

Edited August 14, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[Starlight Fan 538]

Living in the internet could be much worse than just living a normal life and letting me have your blood.

You've heard of the Programs, right?

Either way, I'm not letting you have my blood.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I found out what A.I. really is!!! 

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenericDoomsdayVillain

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainSue

That's what I've been saying all along! 

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

Got ya.