Ask Nightmare Moon!

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

I know a good pizza joint in Canterlot called Pony Paul's Italian Pie.

 

That sounds wonderful. How are we supposed to get this pizza to the moon though? We're a bit stuck, you see.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Teleportation, maybe?

[BioHazzerd 130]

Teleportation, maybe?

 

That may work, but we wouldn't try it with a pony. try the pizza first, then get BioHazard ( sorry about all the self-referencing ) to set up a time-space mirror for you, just ask on his ask me thread, where the mirror is located, and if you tell him that you must contact us, he'll do it.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Or we could go for a space shuttle with a lifetime supply of pizza...

[BioHazzerd 130]

Or we could go for a space shuttle with a lifetime supply of pizza...

 

They have those? Whatever works

[Tornadopelt 33]

They have those? Whatever works

 

Yeah, like Apollo 11.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

Yeah, like Apollo 11.

 

Ok, that makes no sense, but if it gets me stuff that isn't moonrocks, send it! And maybe you would like to visit the Lunar Hall?

[Tornadopelt 33]

That would be nice, Princess of the Night

[BioHazzerd 130]

That would be nice, Princess of the Night

 

You don't need to use our title, just call us... Night ( she is not the same as Luna, so they don't share a name. ) Come up when you are ready, the Halls are very nearly completed.

[Tornadopelt 33]

OK.

 

(Minutes later, with a shuttle and a lifetime supply of pizza...)

 

Ready to come up!

[BioHazzerd 130]

OK.

 

(Minutes later, with a shuttle and a lifetime supply of pizza...)

 

Ready to come up!

 

As the Blue pony says, awesome!

[Tornadopelt 33]

As the Blue pony says, awesome!

 

*flies up to the moon* I'm here.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

*flies up to the moon* I'm here.

 

Welcome! *picks up pizza* so this is a pizza? It looks delicious. *hugs Tornadopelt* let us show you the Halls! A feast shall be prepared! Now it doesn't have to be made of moonrocks. Wonderful!

[Tornadopelt 33]

Welcome! *picks up pizza* so this is a pizza? It looks delicious. *hugs Tornadopelt* let us show you the Halls! A feast shall be prepared! Now it doesn't have to be made of moonrocks. Wonderful!

 

I present to you, Miss Nightmare, authentic Italian Pie.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

I present to you, Miss Nightmare, authentic Italian Pie.

 

Wow! * chomps the box* Ew! Why would you eat that?!?

[Tornadopelt 33]

That is the box. The pizza is inside of the box.

[BioHazzerd 130]

That is the box. The pizza is inside of the box.

 

Oh... Of course, we knew that... *opens box* that looks even better than the box! *chomp* And it tastes better too! ( I'll resist a pizza joke here )

[Tornadopelt 33]

So, Nightmare, you like the crescent-shaped pepperoni?

[BioHazzerd 130]

So, Nightmare, you like the crescent-shaped pepperoni?

 

Oh, yes! That is a very nice touch, thank you for your kindness

[Tornadopelt 33]

It's meant to look like your cutie mark, which is beautiful, by the way.

[BioHazzerd 130]

It's meant to look like your cutie mark, which is beautiful, by the way.

 

I'm glad you noticed our mark, but our eyes are over here. thank you for taking so much consideration into our meal. Would you like to see your chamber? ( that's room for those too young to know)

[Tornadopelt 33]

Yes, Nighty. I'd like that.

[BioHazzerd 130]

Yes, Nighty. I'd like that.

 

Ok. * leads you down a long, well lit but seemingly dark hallway that goes on for a half-mile. You arrive at a huge room with a pool, hot-tub, gigantic bed, several expensive paintings, and a window that allows a perfect view of Earth.* Our sister did not leave us poor. We also have many jewels and crystals, which would fill many of your strange spaceships. We insist on sharing them.

[Tornadopelt 33]

Ok. * leads you down a long, well lit but seemingly dark hallway that goes on for a half-mile. You arrive at a huge room with a pool, hot-tub, gigantic bed, several expensive paintings, and a window that allows a perfect view of Earth.* Our sister did not leave us poor. We also have many jewels and crystals, which would fill many of your strange spaceships. We insist on sharing them.

 

OK, Nighty. Your awesomeness meter has gone off the chart.

[BioHazzerd 130]

 

OK, Nighty. Your awesomeness meter has gone off the chart.

 

( thank you, we didn't know there was a chart :3 We simply wish the best for our guests. Those who don't hurt our children, anyway.