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We forgive you, this time. Next time, we shall deman-- request apology muffins. How do we use strikeout, by the way? Also, of course! How are you supposed to help us decorate and build the Lunar Castle if you're stuck on Earth? It's hard to have a slav-- buddy so far away from home, too!

 

...what is strikeout?


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Where one puts a line through words they don't want to use.

 

Oh well, I can't help you there*shrugs*

 

Excuse me, In have to go save this alien village from a ice creature. Be right back*Goes super pony(Pony version of super saiyan) and flies*


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Oh well, I can't help you there*shrugs*

 

Excuse me, In have to go save this alien village from a ice creature. Be right back*Goes super pony(Pony version of super saiyan) and flies*

 

Tell them we said bow dow--- hi!
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Hehe yeah. I use my abilities to help those who cant help or defend themselves. I generally end up defending innocents from evil creatures and such.

 

So long as you don't hurt creatures of the Night.
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So long as you don't hurt creatures of the Night.

 

Sorry, but I cannot let the difference between night and day prevent me from protecting innocents. I have to defend innocents from all evil, regardless if they are from the night or the day.


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Sorry, but I cannot let the difference between night and day prevent me from protecting innocents. I have to defend innocents from all evil, regardless if they are from the night or the day.

 

Then you are hurting us. You forget that we control these creatures. For your paining us so, there can be only one punishment, short of death. You shall be banished to the sun for 2,000 years. We shall use all of our immense strength to send you. BEGONE! (you are now stuck on the sun and unable to leave, much like Celestia imprisoned Nightmare Moon. Only this time, the Moon controls the Sun. )
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Then you are hurting us. You forget that we control these creatures. For your paining us so, there can be only one punishment, short of death. You shall be banished to the sun for 2,000 years. We shall use all of our immense strength to send you. BEGONE! (you are now stuck on the sun and unable to leave, much like Celestia imprisoned Nightmare Moon. Only this time, the Moon controls the Sun. )

 

*escapes* Yeah Nightmare, that has been tried on me before :/

 

I'd love to play some more, but I am going to bed soon. See ya.

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*escapes* Yeah Nightmare, that has been tried on me before :/

 

I'd love to play some more, but I am going to bed soon. See ya.

 

You misunderstand. This is the one thing we have perfected while on our Moon. We have been sending things to the Sun for quite awhile now ( 784.5 years, in fact ) it is the one thing we can and will do and you CANNOT escape. Have a nice time on the Sun that you hold so dear. :) Edited by BioHazard
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You misunderstand. This is the one thing we have perfected while on our Moon. We have been sending things to the Sun for quite awhile now ( 784.5 years, in fact ) it is the one thing we can and will do and you CANNOT escape. Have a nice time on the Sun that you hold so dear. :)

 

Then why am I standing on the green grass of Equesria? ANyway Im gonna go get a drink. Talk to you later.


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Then why am I standing on the green grass of Equesria? ANyway Im gonna go get a drink. Talk to you later.

 

You'll seen realise that that is an illusion. By Sun we meant the Equestrian Kingdom, but there are no other ponies for you to get a drink from. You are alone.
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You'll seen realise that that is an illusion. By Sun we meant the Equestrian Kingdom, but there are no other ponies for you to get a drink from. You are alone.

 

If you say so. Whatever makes you smile.*walks to friends place* Anyway, we gonna build that castle or what?


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If you say so. Whatever makes you smile.*walks to friends place* Anyway, we gonna build that castle or what?

 

No. We do not accept subjects who hurt our children. You shall now die. *casts so many spells that if you move a fraction of an inch or try to use any magic or even breath too hard, you will die an instant and painful death* stay completely still. We shall have our 2,000 years from you. There is no other escape. ( any option you try to use other than wait 2,000 years leads to death ) Edited by BioHazard
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No. We do not accept subjects who hurt our children. You shall now die. *casts so many spells that if you move a fraction of an inch or try to use any magic or even breath too hard, you will die an instant and painful death* stay completely still. We shall have our 2,000 years from you. There is no other escape. ( any option you try to use other than wait 2,000 years leads to death )

 

Alright this is getting boring*Calls a reality-bending imp* Hey Mr. Mxypltk. Bail me out!

 

Mxypltk: No problem!

 

*Is bailed out* Well see ya later!

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Alright this is getting boring*Calls a reality-bending imp* Hey Mr. Mxypltk. Bail me out!

 

Mxypltk: No problem!

 

*Is bailed out* Well see ya later!

 

And now we must nuke Equestria. Great. We had hoped to avoid that. * Equestria is destroyed*
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BUT I HAVE AN EVERYTHING-PROOF FORCEFIELD

 

You died anyway. ( magic-buster EMP :) )

 

Does a set of all sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?

 

Yes and no. We have seen this paradox before :D

 

Dear nightmare moon can i tell you something?

 

You just did. -.^ Go ahead and ask us your other question though.
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As any pony ever told you that your nights are wonderful ?

 

Nopony's told us that. They mostly shunned our night and slept through it. That's why we got angry and tried to show it to everyone. Thank you for the compliment on our night. We worked hard to make it. :)
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