open Ask any pony on a date!

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

 

 

 

Celestia Does not even look up from the stack of very important looking documents she is currently signing her way through. “Guards, Take Mr. Morning Star to the Tower room, He is to wait there until I send for Him, at which time he is to be brought to the dining room.”

Two guards Immediately take positions on either side of you. “Right this way, sir.” says one. The guards lead you out of the throe room and up the castle to a very plush room at the top of the hightst tover. (OOC: The same one rarity stayed in in Sweet and Elite) “You are to wait here until the Princess Sends for you, she usually takes her supper at 5, we will return for you then.”

 

 

Chrysalis breaks contact with you all too soon. “Ahhh, It fills Me!” She says. “Rarely have I tasted love so exquisite! Perhaps it is because you give it freely, but I have never felt stronger!” She looks at you, the hard edge is gone, her gaze is no longer the appraising one of a connoisseur who is unsure of a new dish, but the joyful look of a mare who has just been handed the meal she has been craving. “You shall share my bed from now until your love runs dry, as it eventually will.” She then Stands up from the bed. “I have duties I must attend to. I suggest that you sleep.” with that she leaves you there feeling drained, exhausted, and happier than you have ever been in your life.

 

 

 

Morning star began to wait for Princess Celestia, he didn't mind waiting on her after all he knew how busy she can be. He took a seat and began to admire the wonderful art work and began to think to himself"Aww these peaces of art are so wonderful".

 

Bob knew he felt weak but the only thing that kept him going was his love for Chrysalis.He began to drift off to sleep he felt his love come back to him at a very fast pace, before she left the room bob spoke."I don't think now i considered food any more my queen". with that Bob closed his eyes.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Vinyl seems a bit surprised by what you just revealed. “Wow,” She says. “I guess you’ are a bit more than a fan who wants to hang out with his Idol huh.” She takes off her shades and sighs. “listen, there’s something you should know, If you want to date me, you’re probably going to have to battle my seven evil exes...”

 

(OOC: ... really?... I... love you for this reference...)

 

*stares at her eyes for a little bit after she takes her shades off* Well, I... *I then realize what she said* Wait, what do you mean seven evil exes? *looks a bit confused* What does that exactly mean?

[DJShy 872]

 

“Oh! How cute!” Fluttershy takes the pin and looks at it. “You, um, did a really good job. Would you... um, Help me put it in?” she pulls her mane back to allow you to pin it in place. “So what movie did you want to go see? I hear there’s a new Daring Do movie out... I was hoping I could go with rainbow Dash, but she had plans with her boyfriend...”

her...)[/font][/color]

 

Well, I don't mind going on a double date. That is, if you and Rainbow Dash want to.

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

I blush, "You were doing that thing with your tail that says you're embarrassed I'm looking at you," he mumbles, "And then my gaze started wandering, and it needed to stop before it got the rest of me in trouble. By the way, you look very beautiful after work, just thought I'd point that out." Your hair reflects light into a golden aura that makes your eyes much more stunning, and your cutie mark stand out, plus you have that proud little inflation in your chest that says your proud of yourself. Not to mention more strands of your hair fall free to fram your face, and you tend to sling your ten gallons off of your head, PLUS you walk with spring. Real spring. After work, I look pathetically tired. I've looked in plenty of mirrors. Your tilting your head at me quizzically. Did you say something? Uhoh, what if she said something? Great, I don't even have an answer to her question, let alone know what it is... Wow, I am so hopeless sometimes. He can't stop the tiny smile on his face, "I'm sorry, I got distracted, did you say something?"

[Commander Bubbles 1,343]

“Eeyup.”

 

(OOC: Protip: If all you ask are yes and no questions, that’s all he’s going to say. try asking more leading questions like “What do you think about___?”)

 

“Oh! How cute!” Fluttershy takes the pin and looks at it. “You, um, did a really good job. Would you... um, Help me put it in?” she pulls her mane back to allow you to pin it in place. “So what movie did you want to go see? I hear there’s a new Daring Do movie out... I was hoping I could go with rainbow Dash, but she had plans with her boyfriend...”

 

“Oh, Don’t be silly, Soarin’s a great guy, What reason could he possibly have to pick on you?” Spitfire says. “This isn’t the first time this has happened, Soarin Challenges everypony we hang out with to a friendly race.” She drops her voice to a whisper. “You didn’t hear this from me, but sometimes if a pegasus does really well, they get asked to join the team. There was this one pony, Rainbow Dash, who Beat him really bad, She doesn’t know it yet, but her slot on the team is pretty much guaranteed as soon as we get an opening.”

 

(OOC: WARNING! This is a dangerous situation, If you accuse Spitfire’s best friend of being a jerky jerkface, it may damage your relationship, however, if you can get Soarin to reveal his true colors in front of her...)

 

“Nah, I ain’t mad, I just needed ta get it through to ya that I ain’t gonna accept Charity from the Pony Ah just gave charity to. Ah’ll go see what mah friends say.”

 

Celestia Does not even look up from the stack of very important looking documents she is currently signing her way through. “Guards, Take Mr. Morning Star to the Tower room, He is to wait there until I send for Him, at which time he is to be brought to the dining room.”

Two guards Immediately take positions on either side of you. “Right this way, sir.” says one. The guards lead you out of the throe room and up the castle to a very plush room at the top of the hightst tover. (OOC: The same one rarity stayed in in Sweet and Elite) “You are to wait here until the Princess Sends for you, she usually takes her supper at 5, we will return for you then.”

 

Chrysalis breaks contact with you all too soon. “Ahhh, It fills Me!” She says. “Rarely have I tasted love so exquisite! Perhaps it is because you give it freely, but I have never felt stronger!” She looks at you, the hard edge is gone, her gaze is no longer the appraising one of a connoisseur who is unsure of a new dish, but the joyful look of a mare who has just been handed the meal she has been craving. “You shall share my bed from now until your love runs dry, as it eventually will.” She then Stands up from the bed. “I have duties I must attend to. I suggest that you sleep.” with that she leaves you there feeling drained, exhausted, and happier than you have ever been in your life.

 

For the next few days, Cheerilee hardly leaves your side. In that time you talk about many things and get a much better understanding of one another. after another two days, The Doctor says you are in the clear. Pinkie Pie throws you and Cheerilee a ‘Congratulations on your Escape/Relationship/Recovery Surprise Party.’

 

Applebloom turn to give Applejack a Pleading look, which Causes her to laugh. “Alright, Applebloom, ya’ll can go play now.” As The little yellow filly runs off, Applejack looks at you just in time to see you avert your gaze. “As fer ya’ll,” She Grabs your chin and forces you to look her in the face. “Loosen up! Ah Ain’t gonna Dry up an’ blow away if ya look at me wrong. ya need ta relax, Ya’ll’s already got me an’ Ah Ain’t goin’ anywhere.”

 

Dash Freezes. “Ohmygosh. That’s TODAY? I’ve been so busy I forgot about Daring Do!” She punches you in the shoulder. “You’re a terrible distraction y’know that? C’mon! Let’s go!” She is suddenly gone. You stand there rubbing your sore shoulder for a moment before she returns. “Oh, right, sorry.” she lands and folds her wings. “Let’s just walk.”

 

Twilight nods. “No worries, I’ve Already put up a barrier to keep her out. In her condition the only place she can go is back to her hive.” Twilight leans in and whispers in your ear. “And she’ll take my tracking spell with her.” She winks. “Soon We will know exactly where the changelings are hiding.”

 

Vinyl seems a bit surprised by what you just revealed. “Wow,” She says. “I guess you’ are a bit more than a fan who wants to hang out with his Idol huh.” She takes off her shades and sighs. “listen, there’s something you should know, If you want to date me, you’re probably going to have to battle my seven evil exes...”

 

Pinkie Pie Pats you on the shoulder. “Hey! Don’t worry about it! Everypony has something they’re afraid of, I’m absolutely terrified of rejection. there’s nothing wrong with being afraid of being on top of tall things! it just means we can’t go skydiving.” Pinkie pulls out a piece of paper with the words ‘Fun Things to do with Pengy’ written across the top. she crosses out ‘skydiving’ and puts the list away, but not before you notice several other Items on the list, including. ‘Scubadiving’, ‘Waterskiing’, Regular Skiing’, and ‘spelunking’.

“You sure you want to leave now? there are still plenty of fun Carnival things to do safe on the ground!”

 

“A drink would be very nice,” Rarity agrees. “As for anything else I may want to ask you, well, I’m sure I’ll come up with something later, for now, let’s just enjoy ourselves.”

 

"Thanks for clearing that up, AJ! Glad to see that you're not upset, and I hope your friends can make it! It'll be a blast!" Said Red Talon. Heading back to his house in Ponyville, Red Talon was excited not only for the Neightona 500, but also, he'd be spending about 2 to 3 days with Applejack. Envisioning a typical, cheesy and campy romantic sunset scene with him and Applejack.

"Give it some time, Romeo," Red Talon said to himself. He never had a true marefriend before, aside from the silly little relationships in high school. Perhaps Applejack would be one of the missing pieces in Red Talon's life.

[StaticArc 15]

(OOC: Ooh, a party from Pinkie! I like this! I'm going to start at the party because I'm not too sure where to start off. I'll do it later though. Also, is my party taking place in any of the same universes as the other guys? Mabye I could try a double date with someone, I don't mind. Another question, who else is at the party, is it just me, Cheerilee and Pinkie or are other ponies there? Just so I can plan ahead.)

[Caitlin Spark 142]

“Oh, Don’t be silly, Soarin’s a great guy, What reason could he possibly have to pick on you?” Spitfire says. “This isn’t the first time this has happened, Soarin Challenges everypony we hang out with to a friendly race.” She drops her voice to a whisper. “You didn’t hear this from me, but sometimes if a Pegasus does really well, they get asked to join the team. There was this one pony, Rainbow Dash, who Beat him really bad, She doesn't know it yet, but her slot on the team is pretty much guaranteed as soon as we get an opening.” (OOC: WARNING! This is a dangerous situation, If you accuse Spitfire’s best friend of being a jerky jerkface, it may damage your relationship, however, if you can get Soarin to reveal his true colors in front of her...)

"I know soarin is a nice guy, I've met him before and he was fine. But I think this has less to do with me and more to do with you, Spitfire I think soarin is jealous of me for being with you." Jack says before taking off towards the nearest hill "I bet you can't keep up" he shouts as he's flying away.

[Glaceon 793]

Twilight nods. “No worries, I’ve Already put up a barrier to keep her out. In her condition the only place she can go is back to her hive.” Twilight leans in and whispers in your ear. “And she’ll take my tracking spell with her.” She winks. “Soon We will know exactly where the changelings are hiding.”

Mal smiled. "You thought of everything Twilight, but I kind of know where their nest is." Mal said then explained where he was imprisoned in.

"Still, the tracking spell would help." He added.

'She thinks of everything. Uh... I need to take a seat....'

As Mal's adrenaline levels subsided he felt light-headed and fatigued. All the things he did in the past few hours were catching up to him. He sat down on one of the chairs in the library. "Give me a few minutes Twi, I'll just take a res-" He didn't get to finish his sentence as his vision darkened as he slipped into unconsciousness.

[Penguin 34]

Pinkie Pie Pats you on the shoulder. “Hey! Don’t worry about it! Everypony has something they’re afraid of, I’m absolutely terrified of rejection. there’s nothing wrong with being afraid of being on top of tall things! it just means we can’t go skydiving.” Pinkie pulls out a piece of paper with the words ‘Fun Things to do with Pengy’ written across the top. she crosses out ‘skydiving’ and puts the list away, but not before you notice several other Items on the list, including. ‘Scubadiving’, ‘Waterskiing’, Regular Skiing’, and ‘spelunking’. “You sure you want to leave now? there are still plenty of fun Carnival things to do safe on the ground!”

 

"Well... Alright then, if that's what you want to do, I'm up for it. Even though you'll beat me in every single game here" Penguin starts laughing. "So, anyways, what game do you want to play first or what ride do you wanna ride first?"

 

“listen, there’s something you should know, If you want to date me, you’re probably going to have to battle my seven evil exes...”

(OOC : That reference is amazing!!!!!!! GOOD JOB )

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

"Well... Alright then, if that's what you want to do, I'm up for it. Even though you'll beat me in every single game here" Penguin starts laughing. "So, anyways, what game do you want to play first or what ride do you wanna ride first?"

 

 

 

(OOC : That reference is amazing!!!!!!! GOOD JOB )

 

(OOC: just wish me luck on this, man. XD)

[SkyeRibbonPwny 406]

Um....Hi there Donut Joe....would you like to have a cup of coffee with me sometime? <3

[Penguin 34]

(OOC: just wish me luck on this, man. XD)

 

(OOC : Wait a minute... does that mean Vinyl is Bi? Cos you know one of her seven evil exes is a girl ?)

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

(The fan base would have her lesbian with Spitfire or Octavia, but yes, she would be bi now)

[Count Paradox 3,548]

 

 

(OOC : Wait a minute... does that mean Vinyl is Bi? Cos you know one of her seven evil exes is a girl ?)

 

(OOC dude, remember that everyons ships her with tavi... i'm gonna have to fight tavi............. DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?)

[Penguin 34]

(OOC dude, remember that everyons ships her with tavi... i'm gonna have to fight tavi............. DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?)

 

(OOC : Wellll, f.... Good luck with that! )

 

(OOC dude, remember that everyons ships her with tavi... i'm gonna have to fight tavi............. DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO!?)

 

(OOC : Well when you get through all of them, at least the reward will be sweet )

[Count Paradox 3,548]

(OOC : Wellll, f.... Good luck with that! )

 

 

 

(OOC : Well when you get through all of them, at least the reward will be sweet )

 

(OOC: yea, i know, but... i don't wanna fight tavi! ...she's soft...)

[Page Turner 607]

(OOC : Wait a minute... does that mean Vinyl is Bi? Cos you know one of her seven evil exes is a girl ?)

 

Actually, most of them are girls because there are so few male ponies to choose from...

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Actually, most of them are girls because there are so few male ponies to choose from...

 

(OOC: ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease don't make me fight her!)

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

(Nega-Vinyl is perfectly possible. Also, Changeling. Vinyl is a far-fetched DJ after all. Who knows what could happen. Personally, after doing something like this? I would have fun with it. Isn't that the spirit Vinyl?)

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

Dash Freezes. “Ohmygosh. That’s TODAY? I’ve been so busy I forgot about Daring Do!” She punches you in the shoulder. “You’re a terrible distraction y’know that? C’mon! Let’s go!” She is suddenly gone. You stand there rubbing your sore shoulder for a moment before she returns. “Oh, right, sorry.” she lands and folds her wings. “Let’s just walk.”

 

Jordo chuckled as she landed and they began to walk. He found it adorable how she would get so excited over things like this. Honestly, he was just in a great mood because she agreed to move in with him. Now they could spend a lot more time together! Jordo could not stop smiling. He turned his head to Dash as they walked.

 

"Are you sure we needed to head to the theater an hour early? I mean, how crowded could it..." He was cut off.

 

They approached the theater only to see a massive line outside the theater, all filled with ponies excited to see Daring Do's first movie.

 

"...be." He finished his sentence in shock.

 

"Heh, good thing we have advanced tickets or we might not have gotten in!" Jordo said.

 

"Let's get in line, hopefully we can get a good seat when the doors open."

[Page Turner 607]

(OOC: Lol that's what I was trying to go for, but I got all awkward )

Awesome! I guess I'll see you tomorrow :3

“Eeyup.”

 

Morning star began to wait for Princess Celestia, he didn't mind waiting on her after all he knew how busy she can be. He took a seat and began to admire the wonderful art work and began to think to himself"Aww these peaces of art are so wonderful".

After a while, The guards return. “Princess Celestia will see you now.” They Escort you to a very fancy Dining room where celestia Sits at the head of a table the length of a train car. She smiles as you enter and motions for you to have a seat in the chair directly to her right.

“I apologise for all of the formality, but Shining armor gave me quite a stern talking to after our little adventure. I suppose I don’t HAVE to listen to him, but the poor dear put so much work into his little presentation that I would have felt bad about rejecting it.”

 

Bob knew he felt weak but the only thing that kept him going was his love for Chrysalis.He began to drift off to sleep he felt his love come back to him at a very fast pace, before she left the room bob spoke."I don't think now i considered food any more my queen". with that Bob closed his eyes.

The Queen Scoffs as she leaves. “Do not overestimate yourself pony, even the finest of dishes is still just food.” She leaves before you can reply.

 

You sleep.

 

You wake up to find that Chrysalis has returned. “I suppose I should take this time to explain how this works. We Changelings do not sleep. We need only feed. now that you have slept, I shall feed upon you until morning. at which time I shall again return to my duties, and you shall sleep. but first you must eat. do you have any requests?”

 

(OOC: ... really?... I... love you for this reference...)

 

*stares at her eyes for a little bit after she takes her shades off* Well, I... *I then realize what she said* Wait, what do you mean seven evil exes? *looks a bit confused* What does that exactly mean?

“well, I guess ‘evil’ is a bit of a strong word, ‘Disgruntled’ is probably more accurate...” Vinyl Elaborates. “The point is that I have Seven Exes and they all want to make sure I never have a good relationship again. It’s all very petty. Anyway, They’ve formed this thing they call the ‘League of Evil Exes’ You’ve already met one of them.”

 

(OOC: I Figure that if Ramona Flowers were a Pony, She’d be Vinyl Scratch. And yes you WILL have to fight Octavia, but if it makes you feel any better, you won’t have to kill anyone.)

 

Well, I don't mind going on a double date. That is, if you and Rainbow Dash want to.

(OOC: I’m honestly not sure if you are in or out of character here...)

I blush, "You were doing that thing with your tail that says you're embarrassed I'm looking at you," he mumbles, "And then my gaze started wandering, and it needed to stop before it got the rest of me in trouble. By the way, you look very beautiful after work, just thought I'd point that out." Your hair reflects light into a golden aura that makes your eyes much more stunning, and your cutie mark stand out, plus you have that proud little inflation in your chest that says your proud of yourself. Not to mention more strands of your hair fall free to fram your face, and you tend to sling your ten gallons off of your head, PLUS you walk with spring. Real spring. After work, I look pathetically tired. I've looked in plenty of mirrors. Your tilting your head at me quizzically. Did you say something? Uhoh, what if she said something? Great, I don't even have an answer to her question, let alone know what it is... Wow, I am so hopeless sometimes. He can't stop the tiny smile on his face, "I'm sorry, I got distracted, did you say something?"

“Ah Said: ‘Ya’ll Memorised mah body language? If we weren’t gettin’ hitched that’d be kinda Creepy.’” Applejack repeats. “But since we are gettin’ hitched Ah think It’s sweet.”

 

"I know soarin is a nice guy, I've met him before and he was fine. But I think this has less to do with me and more to do with you, Spitfire I think soarin is jealous of me for being with you." Jack says before taking off towards the nearest hill "I bet you can't keep up" he shouts as he's flying away.

Despite her momentary shock at what you just said, she catches up with you easily. “What are you talking about? Soarin and I are just friends! why would he be jealous of me spending time with you?” she calls over the wind as you fly side by side.

 

Mal smiled. "You thought of everything Twilight, but I kind of know where their nest is." Mal said then explained where he was imprisoned in.

"Still, the tracking spell would help." He added.

'She thinks of everything. Uh... I need to take a seat....'

As Mal's adrenaline levels subsided he felt light-headed and fatigued. All the things he did in the past few hours were catching up to him. He sat down on one of the chairs in the library. "Give me a few minutes Twi, I'll just take a res-" He didn't get to finish his sentence as his vision darkened as he slipped into unconsciousness.

You wake up in Twilight’s bed. Twilight herself is standing over you. “Oh good, you’re awake.” She Says. “you were really exhausted after the fight, you slept for almost an entire day. I’ll bet you’re hungry, I Can have spike bring something up for you.”

 

 

"Well... Alright then, if that's what you want to do, I'm up for it. Even though you'll beat me in every single game here" Penguin starts laughing. "So, anyways, what game do you want to play first or what ride do you wanna ride first?"

 

 

 

(OOC : That reference is amazing!!!!!!! GOOD JOB

“You never know until you try!” Pinkie chirps as she hops over to a ring toss stand. “Try this one! I’m really bad at this.”

You manage to beat pinkie at the ring toss, which makes you feel a little better, as you move on to play several other games, with varrying degrees of success.

Suddenly Pinkie notices something. “Hey! Where’d Cranky and Matilda get off to? they’re missing all the fun!”

 

Um....Hi there Donut Joe....would you like to have a cup of coffee with me sometime? <3

“Uh, What?” Donut Joe gives you a very odd look. “You actually want... I Mean... Sure!”

 

(OOC: Ooh, a party from Pinkie! I like this! I'm going to start at the party because I'm not too sure where to start off. I'll do it later though. Also, is my party taking place in any of the same universes as the other guys? Mabye I could try a double date with someone, I don't mind. Another question, who else is at the party, is it just me, Cheerilee and Pinkie or are other ponies there? Just so I can plan ahead.)

(OOC: yes, with the exception of the two Applejack universes, everypony’s stories are in continuity. As for who’s attending, all of the mane six will probably be there, as well as all the foals in Cheerilee’s class, as well as several backgrounders. Anypony who wants to roleplay being there is free to do so, but most of them are in the middle of their own stories atm.)

 

No LLLLLL today, sorry.

 

also, I didn't see Jordo's post until after i put this up, sorry.

Edited November 15, 2012 by PageTurner(Pwny'sHeir)

[Count Paradox 3,548]

(OOC , sorry, on my psp, can't quote all that... but anyways, here we go!)

 

*I look at vinyl confusedly* so what you're telling me is that you dated seven ponies, and now they're evil ex-coltfriends bent on ruining your love life? wow, that's harsh... but, if it means i can go out with you... *blushes, looks down, and swings his hoof* then i'll definitely do it. but hey... if we're going out... does that mean we can make out?

 

(OOC sorry, i just had to put that line in XD)

 

(OOC PS, i hope vinyl don't hate me for that comment, and also... she'll have to control me in the tavi fight, i will not hurt her myself XD XP)

 

(OOC I just saw the pinkie party post you made... for the risk of ruining an awesome party, can i fight an evil ex there? could be interesting! *wiggles eyebrows*)

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

 

 

 

 

After a while, The guards return. “Princess Celestia will see you now.” They Escort you to a very fancy Dining room where celestia Sits at the head of a table the length of a train car. She smiles as you enter and motions for you to have a seat in the chair directly to her right.

“I apologise for all of the formality, but Shining armor gave me quite a stern talking to after our little adventure. I suppose I don’t HAVE to listen to him, but the poor dear put so much work into his little presentation that I would have felt bad about rejecting it.”

 

 

The Queen Scoffs as she leaves. “Do not overestimate yourself pony, even the finest of dishes is still just food.” She leaves before you can reply.

 

You sleep.

 

You wake up to find that Chrysalis has returned. “I suppose I should take this time to explain how this works. We Changelings do not sleep. We need only feed. now that you have slept, I shall feed upon you until morning. at which time I shall again return to my duties, and you shall sleep. but first you must eat. do you have any requests?”

 

 

 

 

Morning star nod his head then he walked towards the Queen."Celestia , i have words that can't express the joy that i had spending time with you so if you like i wish to hang out here with you". Morning star looked her square in the eye showing her he meant ever word.

 

Bob smiled he decide to ask for something to make this situation into a romantic one. "i think i would like to eat with you my queen". Bob knew he had to romance her today.

[DJShy 872]

(OOC: I’m honestly not sure if you are in or out of character here.

 

If I was out of character, I would do this: (OOC)

 

So, I was telling Fluttershy I don't mind.

[Octavia's Bow 2,035]

“Ah Said: ‘Ya’ll Memorised mah body language? If we weren’t gettin’ hitched that’d be kinda Creepy.’” Applejack repeats. “But since we are gettin’ hitched Ah think It’s sweet.”

Ach! Horsefeathers! What do I say that? I can't make it into a warning or a compliment. "Does thine sweet earn they kiss?" he asked in a dramatic way. Nonononono! I didn't say that! Curse my stupid Shakespony studies! But how ELSE was I supposed to find a good ending to that novel? It was inspiring, but curse it anyways! *Inward sigh* Life would be so much easier if my two bits were actually worth two bits. Or would it be harder... Does she like me for my brains? It certainly isn't for my bronze. I'm not statuesque, even if I'm not fat. I look, well, normal. I'm just not particularly strong. How did I get this lucky, anyway? Look, is she flexing? No, I don't think so, I think she's just- Wait a minute...

 

(By the way, usually his body language matches his thoughts)

Edited November 15, 2012 by Dawnpath