ZOOP'S LIFE STORY - BEAUTIFUL NON-FICTION INCOMING

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ONCE UPON A TIME, IN THE MAGICAL LAND OF NOT-ZOOP-LAND...

 

ZOOP WAS BORN.

 

HIs parents named him 'Zoop' because he liked to 'Zip' around. Soon Zoop found his way too..,

 

MLPFORUMS

 

he ran around, made friends, did karate, got shipped with Lady Rarity Pony, became a test subject, and weird things. Then Crona came and his life was changed.

 

 

Crona shipped him with so many ponies he got seasick. Then he got shipped with...

 

FELD0.

 

People questioned this because they were the same gender.

 

Then zoop became a mod in response to the questions of the shipiness.

 

Somepony questioned this tragedy. Feld0 replied with happiness...

 

"I did it for Equestria."

 

Soon after, Zoop got PM'd by Mailmare. Mailmare asked...

 

"Feld0 didn't do it for Equestria.

 

He did it for science."

 

Zoop then got captured and got...

 

CAKE.

 

But then the cake was a lie. But crona's cake wasn't.

 

And he still got shipped with LRP.

 

THE END!

 

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All critism is replied, but only critisim if this is the most beautiful thing you have ever read.

Edited September 24, 2012 by Royal Muffinz

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Best story I've ever heard !

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That's right, and this is so going on FIMFiciton you guys. It's gonna get featured and EVERYTHING.

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That's right, and this is so going on FIMFiciton you guys. It's gonna get featured and EVERYTHING.

 

BS, this brilliance is going past FIMFiction's feature box. This will remain the aspiring triumph of Equestria Daily, and the entire internet's brony population for generations to come.

Edited September 25, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~