*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[~Squishy Skies~ 756]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

 

One of the actors at a haunted house went up to me and said that. Scariest moment of my life.

 

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If you were a pony, I'd ride you. Or something.

 

That sounds so wrong...

 

I'm not very good with pickup lines...

[AnonyPoni 564]

Wow Girl/guy. You're so hot... if I were a pot roast, i'd be done 

Edited June 12, 2013 by AnonyPoni

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Care to....taste the rainbow?  

[AnonyPoni 564]

May I taste your rainbow? 

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

Baby, you are like KFC. Your breasts and thighs are irresistible.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You are very pretty! Want to join me for a night of fun?

[NothingIsEverything 1,239]

Let's plot a course. Intercourse.

 

My god, that one was terrible.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hello! OBJECTION!!

[Zalgo 593]

This may sound random , and you might think I'm crazy , but will you go out with me Pony?

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my bedroom, so f*ck me maybe~

[Crystallize 279]

Do you like basketball 'cause I would love to penetrate your defenses.

[Zygen 6,066]

There is an absolute Zero chance that I could resist your charm. 

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

HEY ZYGEN U SO FINE, U SO FINE U BLOW MY MIND HEY ZYGEN!

[Zygen 6,066]

Hai thair gurl, want some candy? Come get in my black van.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hey Zygen! I can't think of anything to pick you up with,so i brought this 

forklift!!!

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

Hey baby, wanna come over and watch porn on my 60" flat screen mirror? 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hey! Wanna go get some pie! I'll pay!

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

I got some real good coffee back at my place,if you'd like some....

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Hello, dear, mind if I buy you a Red Bull? I've always wanted to see a real angel.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

So, you like law and order right?

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

How much more if the camera man is going to watch?  

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Care to join the mile high club with us?

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You two provide the wings, and I'll provide the horn.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

We heard you like parties, we're having a little party of our own after....you're invited to join us, if you'd like.

Edited June 16, 2013 by Flutter Dash