*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Hey babe, are you having your period or are you just happy to see me?

 

(I have doubts about whether I should've said that...)

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

So, I heard you have a very special somepony....

 

 

  @, (I kinda lol'd I thought of SHED.MOV)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

I can give you an objection....though you'll have to come to my place for jury duty.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

@Blue Moon

 

Thanks for looking, but it's been done so I've merged your thread with the older one.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

"Hey girl, have you seen how hot my mom is?" And then I bring my mom over and I'm like "Mom, tell this girl how hot I am" and then my mom will tell them, and then that's how I pick up ladies.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

It is good that you are a blank flank!

The cutie mark would just block the view!

[UJn92kwC 108]

I've got an objection for ya. >.>

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

"Hey, we were wondering...if you could show us your gun, back at our place?

[Totally Ducklett 181]

"Yo, imma gonna go kill that fat guy ovah dere n steal his sandwich." "Scout, that's not the way to pick up horses. Bring in the giant hand."

 

I-I-I don't know

Edited June 17, 2013 by Ducksquack

[UJn92kwC 108]

Hey scout, why don't you show my your "bat" back at my place :x

 

(That was a little gay....)

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Stop Cl0wning around and let me Flippy you over, baby.

[Zygen 6,066]

#HashtagIloveyouhash

Edited June 17, 2013 by Zygen

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

So, you're a unicorn, huh? Why not try some of your magic on us back at our place?  

[Shiki 5,855]

The only better ship than Flutter x Dash is You x Me. 

Edited June 17, 2013 by Hitagi

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Hey, this Leatherbehlt would be wrapped around your pants, but I enjoy seeing them down on you.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Say, why don't we get out of here? Flutters and I can show you a few special flying maneuvers.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

speed on!!

[Zygen 6,066]

Are you crazy enough to be with me? *Seductive eyes*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

How about a boot to the head, at our place?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Hi! I'm Ted Mosby! Architect!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Call it random, but I know crazy and me were meant to be.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Don't you mean are meant to be?

 

 

You are cute!