*READ FIRST POST* Give a pick up line to the user above you.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Cowabunga!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*gives flowers to the person*

 

*bee flies out and chases after that person*

 

*person gets stung*

 

OOPS!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

And so am I

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

I lost my virginity. Can I take yours?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhhhh...

 

*flips through notepad nervously*

 

Your pretty

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Let's play food vendor. I'll provide the hot dog you provide the buns.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Ooo! Colorful button!

 

*presses it*

 

*trap door opens under the person*

 

*person falls through*

 

Hey,that looks fun!!!

 

*jumps through the trapdoor*

 

Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

[repsol rave 2,963]

the only pick up line i actually ever really used was when i was really,really drunk.

the girl said it sounded something like "hey girl, you're kinda pretty. care to make out?"

 

starngly enough that actually worked 0.o

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.

[repsol rave 2,963]

Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.

that sounded way more romantic then it should have

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Dun Dun Dun! Dun dun dun! Inspector Gadget!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I    Am the greatest american  hero!!

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I wish that I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

[repsol rave 2,963]

damnit i know a very good one but i only know it in my native language XD

ah well.... here comes a cheesy one

 

"hey girl,are you a plushie? cause' you're about to get stuffed!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

*smacks with fish*

 

OOOps!

[Ihei 713]

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

OMG I MADE A PICKUP LINE xD

[DaReaper 1,945]

Hey baby i think your in luck, my mom just changed my bed sheets

[Blue Moon 6,341]

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

 

OMG I MADE A PICKUP LINE xD

That's an oddly very cute one.

 

OT: Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Fire! Fire!

 

*hits with fire extinguisher*

(person gets knocked out)

 

Me:OOPS!

 

Firefighter:That is not how you put out a fire! You doofus!

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

@, I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're single.

 

OT: I have a job for you... but it blows.

[DaReaper 1,945]

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i got a erection (ty robot chicken)

Edited June 10, 2013 by DaReaper

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Your name is DaReaper huh? You should change your name to DaBomb! Cuz you are!

@, I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're single.

 

OT: I have a job for you... but it blows.

Of course i am single,14 is not a good age to date!

 

 

that is a clever one!