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The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?


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Let me introduce you to god. he judges you while you sleep in a bed thats not yours. he also does birthday parties and raves

Let me introduce you to Maxwell

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He destroyed god with a hammer.

 

Kestrel, what's that feeling again when you find somepony on your bed?

 

Kestrel: 

 

Oh, that's right.

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WHO THE F*** SAID THAT?!

WHICH ONE OF YOU SLIMY S*** BAG TWINKLE TOED C*** SUCKERS TRIED TO WAKE ME UP?!

I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU DIE! I WILL PT YOU UNTIL YOU'RE SUCKIN BUTTERMILK FROM A BABY'S BOTTLE!!

*points to L* WAS IT YOU, YOU SCROUNGY F***?! YOU LOOK LIKE A F***ING WORM, I BET IT WAS YOU!!


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Dear Princess Celestia,
Today i learned that no matter how naked some pony might be, you always let them sleep. Who knows, you might one day share that special moment with them. ;)

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R.I.P. Lord Bababa and Harmonic Revelations

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Wanna play Super Mario Galaxy 2?

 

let me introduce you to Niko my machete. he likes naked flesh :ph34r:

Let ME introduce you to Little Jacob the AK-47.

Let ME introduce you to my hind hoof, which will be going up your asses if you don't get the steppin.

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I take writing commissions.

"Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017

"That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric

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Shoves DashiesinsaneProtector out the door and locks it.

Snuggles with Dashie, cause no one is protecting her now. Bwa Ha Ha!

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