You Wake Up in Equestria...

[longgone 873]

If I was a human, I would run to Twilight. After she stopped screaming and/or hooking me up to machines and running all sorts of weird tests, I would ask her to turn me into a pony.

 

If I am already a pony, or if I am turned into one, I shall complete my checklist!

 

1. Enlist in the Royal Guard

2. Befriend Pinkie (Easiest to befriend, and she can introduce to the rest of the Mane 6)

3. Have epic party

4. Befriend Fluttershy

5. Learn to play the fife with no fingers

6. Work my way up from a lowly private to a Lieutenant

8. Get transfered to what ever regiment Shining Armor commands.

10. If that should fail, get transfered under the command of Dimitri. (I hope it's not a 100% Russian regiment)

11. Repeatidly beg Octavia to get a fiddle and learn some irish jigs!

And then I would consider myself complete!

 

Well, if I'm a human then I'd freak the heck out and preferably find Twilight to do some magic and turn me into a pony.

 

As a pony, I'd do everything I wanted to do

 

Here's my Checklist:

 

Stuff to do in Equestria

 

1.) Find Ponyville

 

2.) Punch Big Mac in the Jaw, several times if necessary

 

3.) Make friends with the main six

 

4.) Become foreign diplomat from Sovestria

 

5.) Start Pony Communist Party, declare myself Bearded champion

 

6.) Appease Fluttershy with flowers, serenades, letters, and what not until she falls for me.

 

7.) Marry Fluttershy

 

8.) Murder Blueblood

 

9.) Try to figure out way to bring friends here

 

10.) Become depressed about not finding out way to get friends here

 

11.) Cry until someone soothes me

 

12.) Cuddle Fluttershy

 

13-99.) See twelve

 

100.) GET YOU GUYS HERE AS WELL!!!

 

If you murder blueblood, can you also do something about Diamond Tiara? Killing is not nessicary, I would just reccomend putting her in one of those soviet detention centers for the amount of time you believe is needed.

 

And I advise you to not punch Big Mac. Applejack will probably buck you to the moon...

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

As a human... be really depressed and miss my family allot... Then start finding a way to get my family and friends here. If that didnt work than probably find a way to turn myself into a pony to take my mind of not being with everyone I love.

As an earth pony... Same thing... but as a pony.

As a unicorn... Learn magic so I can do the same thing

As a pegsus Do a crazy amount of flying get really good at it and also... Find a way to get my family and friends to equestria.

 

If I couldn't find a way then I would just adjust my life as being a pony... or just living in equestria, I would kinda hope to be a pony because then I would fit in a little more and it would be something that would hopefully take my mind off missing my family and friends.

Edited November 23, 2012 by Flame Dancer.

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

10. If that should fail, get transfered under the command of Dimitri. (I hope it's not a 100% Russian regiment)

 

If you murder blueblood, can you also do something about Diamond Tiara? Killing is not nessicary, I would just reccomend putting her in one of those soviet detention centers for the amount of time you believe is needed.

And I advise you to not punch Big Mac. Applejack will probably buck you to the moon...

 

I'd probably be the only Russian in my regiment....only one requirement to enter though: Respect the beard...also respect my marriage....

 

Gulag for Diamond Tiara? Sounds pretty fair to me.....Ha...haha....

 

I'd like to see Applejack try....besides I'd kidnap Big Mac and he'd be returned before anyone knew he was gone.

[AustralianFries 213]

...You guys are pretty evil. Rhain would kidnapping Celestia and Twilight? Dimitri would kidnap Big Mac? What's with kidnapping now-a-day xD

[Zygen 6,066]

I'd probably freak out and think it was some crazy dream at first. Maybe try to go back to sleep. Then i'd wake up and relize it was real, I'd then proceed to look in a mirror or something to see if I was a pony or not still. After that I would proably very awkwardly walk outside and to some place to look at the scenery and take in all of what has happened. I'd still be quite freaked out, and feel quite strange in this new body. And new world. Then after a while I'm sure that one of the mane 6(I hope for Fluttershy or twilight, but Twilights probably more likely seeing as Fluttershy is to shy.) Will come up to me and ask me who I am and proceed to try and have me make friends with the ponies of ponyville. Me being me I'd be quite shy about the situation and may even refuse at first, but knowing most of the ponies they'd probably eventually drag me to meet everyone eventually. After a while I'd feel like I fit in, but I'd still miss my home and maybe even go out late at night to the same spot to stargaze and wonder how I ended up here.

 

That would probably be the most accurate way i'd react if I woke up in Equestria, I mean to be honest being the shy person i am and the dramatic change would probably make it so i don't just happily waltz up to the ponies of Equestria and instantly cuddle with them.

And who knows how long It would be before I became super depressed thinking about my home.

 

Thats why i don't think i could permanently be in Equestria. As awesome as it is. It would make me feel homesick and it would be so strange and different. Maybe i'd eventually get used to it, who knows really. I imagine after a while I might have to.

 

I think I may have over-thought this just a smudge .

[CloudFyre 848]

Ah, the ever-so-famous question that sparked an entire genre of fanfiction...the possibilities are endless!

 

I couldn't possibly answer this question! It would depend on where I found myself, whether I was hurt or not, whether I was a pony or a human, who the first contact is made with, etc.

 

Suffice to say, I would be beyond thrilled. As long as I 1) get to talk with all of the central figures of the show and 2) I get to hug one of them, I'll be satisfied. ADVENTURE AWAITS!!!

Edited November 23, 2012 by CloudFyre

[Feather Gem 967]

I would make sure I wasn't dreaming. Freak out when I realized i was not.

Then i'd run outside and try to find Twilight hoping for the impossible.

That she can explain what is happening to me.

Oh and hope I meet Pinkie Pie along the way. i figure she'll be good help.

[longgone 873]

I'd probably be the only Russian in my regiment....only one requirement to enter though: Respect the beard...also respect my marriage....

 

Gulag for Diamond Tiara? Sounds pretty fair to me.....Ha...haha....

 

I'd like to see Applejack try....besides I'd kidnap Big Mac and he'd be returned before anyone knew he was gone.

 

I was hoping is wasn't 100% russian because most foreign regiments speak completely in their native language. The highland regiments always spoke Gaelic among each other, unless they were speaking to an englishman. Would not be a good fit having the entire division speaking Russian and me speaking my little silly english :/. Or, perhaps I could teach my lads to speak Gaelic!

 

An' yes, putting Diamond Tiara in the Gulag would be nice. Have reeducated in the ways of friendship!

Edited November 23, 2012 by HistoricallyInaccurate

[Celtore 2,770]

In the words of my math teacher: SANITY CHECK!

 

1) Make sure that I'm still me.

2) Knock head against wall to check pain reception.

3) Test out gravity

4) Break a major rule of lucid dreaming, look into a mirror.

 

If all conditions have been met (maybe with the exception of the first one), execute 5 minute panic mode. After a while, I would try to find Fluttershy or Twilight and explain the crazy circumstances as I think they would be more understanding than the others. Chances are that getting back home would be really difficult and I probably wouldn't want to go back anyway.

 

I would also try to befriend Derpy and Pinkie, but only after I figure out just what the heck happened.

Edited November 23, 2012 by Celtore

[Sks_Burns 730]

Dimitri Rise to Power Rule #101: get poor lil Derpy a helmet and make sure she wears it.

Dimitri Rise to Power Rule #102: seperate Silver Spoon from Diamond Tiara. Reeducate SS and make DT "disappear"

 

yeah, id vote for you.

[AustralianFries 213]

Dimitri Rise to Power Rule #101: get poor lil Derpy a helmet and make sure she wears it.

Dimitri Rise to Power Rule #102: seperate Silver Spoon from Diamond Tiara. Reeducate SS and make DT "disappear"

 

yeah, id vote for you.

 

Ahah Nice. I've always wanted to make Diamond Tiara "disappear". I figure with Dimitri being in charge to some extent, that wouldn't be too hard.