The Vending Machine.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Gets a dead rat

 

Insert a bucket of water

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Receives 

Inserts the O RLY owl.

[KPM 288]

Receive a speech bubble dripping with sarcasm.

 

Insert Christmas Morning.

[SillyPinkie 40]

Receive many gifts of new socks and underwear.

 

-inserts Mayan calendar-

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

Receives ancient mayan rock writings that translate to "Gotcha"

 

Inserts a pony without a cutie mark.

[Descant 1,897]

Receives tattoo pencil.

 

*Inserts a Golden Snitch*

[KPM 288]

Receive potassium chloride

 

Insert A-pony-calypse.

[SOHCAHTOA 51]

Receives Nightmare Moon (try figuring for how long the plants and animal life would last without the sun)

 

Inserts keyboard.

[Descant 1,897]

Receives keyring.

 

Inserts a trumpet.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Gets a shirt that says,"FEAR THE TRUMPETS!"

 

Inserts all of the member titles you can possibly earn on this site(including the one you get for being banned from the forums).

[Feather Gem 967]

You get a broken computer.

 

-inserts Princess Platinum-

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get Pokemon Platinum.

 

*Inserts an banana*

[Just some guy 1,070]

*Receives Princess Molestia*

*Proceeds to get molested*

*Cries*

 

*Inserts jar of tears*

[Mile high 61]

*Gets a cookie*

 

*Inserts a bag of hammers*

[Guest]

You get a nail.

 

*Insert a coin*

[DJShy 873]

Receives Harley Two-Face

 

Inserts The Ninja (Randy Cunningham: 9th grade ninja reference)

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

You get: a piece of bubble gum, upon opening the wrapper, you find that someone already took it, oh no! Your pants are gone too!

 

-inserts toner-

[DJShy 873]

Receives Snooki

 

Inserts 'Bye, Bye, Bye' by N'Sync

[Quill The Pony. 175]

Receives dildo

Inserts genitals

[Brook 663]

Receive canned ham ._.

 

-insert hand-made butter-

[Devious Detonation 442]

Acquires a battering ram.

 

*Inserts a River, then a Bank, then a Nut*

[Moon Rat 4,772]

You receive a dog

 

 

Inserts my avatar

[Concord 1,982]

receives

Luna no!!!! I'll glue you back!

Expert analysis shows that this meat is not lunas....

 

Inserts Meat.

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[Moon Rat 4,772]

Recieves fruit

 

 

 

Inserts vorish Luna

[Concord 1,982]

Recieves Aliens.

 

Inserts Mars (Chocolate bar)