The Vending Machine.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You get some cupcakes and OHMYGODRAINBOWDASHCUPCAKES!!!

 

*Inserts a rose*

[:D:D:D:D:D 5]

You get a Queen.

 

*inserts 100$ note*

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Gets signed copy of Brony documentary

 

Inserts Rarity

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets nothing *thundracry walking from the back of the machine*

 

Insert rage

[푸딩군 48]

Gets a candy.

 

*Inserts happy face*

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Gets laughter

 

Inserts vomit-flavored jelly beans

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a punch in the face

 

Inserts rainbow dash

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Gets gay for Spitfire!

 

*Inserts douchiness*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Gets a new avatar.

 

Inserts a smile, a good attitude, and a cheerful heart.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets rain

 

Insert dead trixie

(expects worth nothing, just needs place to store body)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Way to go, the universe exploded.

 

*Inserts Vinyl Rave's many grammatical errors*

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a slap in the face, a kick in the privates, and a boot off of the mountain.

 

Inserts exploded universe

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a fixed universe where there's no humans and we've all become our ponysonas

 

 

 

I insert 99 buckets of oats and a wall.

[Loriem 639]

You receive a Vonage box to your face.

 

 

*Inserts the "Vonage" marketing disease, of which is spreading to other companies, making them throw their product at people's faces.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get bagels.

 

 

 

I insert seven tons of rock-salt.

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Gets 6 tons of rock-salt back. Where's the rest?

Well, the creatures we put in that vending machine haven't been fed in a very long time, if that explains it.

 

*inserts season 2 mlp dvd*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get several tons of pure platinum.

 

 

 

I insert a bowl of tomato soup.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

You get the tomato soup. The vending machine drank the bowl

 

inserts coin

[Loriem 639]

You receive a candy bar.

 

 

*Inserts my pet...

*

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

You get a furball stained with blood.

 

<Inserts Viscra>

[stainesbrony 219]

You get a bob-omb

 

 

 

 

*inserts a fart in a jar*

[Loriem 639]

You receive Wakko Warner, who promptly kisses you and runs off.

 

 

*Inserts a lot of alcohol.*

[stainesbrony 219]

You get a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

 

 

 

 

*inserts Muffin Theif*

[Loriem 639]

You receive a egg thief yelling "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah! Hee hee hee hee!" as it runs off with your wallet.

 

 

*Inserts nostalgia.*

[stainesbrony 219]

You get the Nostalgia 1 kart from Mariokart Wii

 

 

 

 

*Inserts Ali G*