The Vending Machine.

[Stormlight 1,371]

CONGRATS! You have received an iron ingot.

 

*inserts a box of bagged tea*

[crispy fries 433]

*Receives a model of Boston harbor*

 

*Inserts Lauren Faust*

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,829]

*receives a Fausticorn*

 

*Inserts Trixie's wizard hat*

[Critical Mass 178]

*Receive Trixie's hat made of magic proof armor fiber*

 

*Insert my helmet"

[Dan. 1,825]

Receives +3 to def.

Inserts Drake's Cellphone.

[crispy fries 433]

*Receives a hotline*

 

*Inserts a mariachi band*

[Dan. 1,825]

*receives an exploitable cash cow*

*Inserts a cover band of R.E.M*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You receive a single square of confetti

 

 

*kicks the vending machine rather than inserting a coin or anything else*

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Vending Machine kicks you back with the legs hidden in the Machinery*

 

 

*Inserts the Snow on my boots*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a single beard hair from Santa Claus

 

 

 

 

Insert the severed nose of an orphan child

Edited February 15, 2016 by A Canadian Fritter

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,829]

*receives orphan child who's looking for his/her severed nose*

 

*inserts a random UFC personality (may be an MMA fighter, referee, announcer, etc.)*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a small screwdriver

 

 

 

 

Insert a pair of white vans and a kid named Daniel

[hopkey123 640]

Received a cat.

Insert a pin.

[Koukatsu 5,899]

Get a haystack.

 

Insert a "X Master Race" elitist!

[Yoshikupo 302]

Received a pin holder

 

Insert a bucket.

[crispy fries 433]

*Receives Spike's leg, which was stuck in the bucket*

 

*Inserts a knuckle sandwich*

[Yoshikupo 302]

Receives boxing gloves

 

Inserts a cat girl costume.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Recieve an overweight weeaboo

 

 

 

Insert 34 gigabytes of RAM

[crispy fries 433]

Receives 34 gigs of pickup trucks

 

Inserts Bruce Willis

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive Bruce lee

 

 

 

 

Insert $10 (to gamestop at least) worth of viddygames

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

*Receives 1000 below-average amateurish video games*

 

*Inserts my old mouse-pad*

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,829]

*receives a more effed up old mousepad*

 

*inserts a boxed Gundam model kit*

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Receive a single invisible Lego that is super easy to step on

 

 

 

Inserts my hopes and dreams

[Blue Vexillographer 443]

Recieve a gigantic Apple Cake

 

Inserts a sticky note...

[crispy fries 433]

Receives glue and colorful paper.

 

Inserts a lucky horseshoe.