The Vending Machine.

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get a Peso...

 

*Inserts a pack of gum*

[TheImaginaryAlicorn 147]

You get a blade of grass.

 

*Inserts Encyclopedia of Everything*

[Brook 663]

Receive a gold-plated 42 on a silver platter 

 

-insert a bagpipe- 

[Nouth 496]

You recieve a headache delivered on the poin of an angry scotsman's sword. The scotsman then retrieves the bagpipe from inside the vending machine and leaves forever.

 

I insert a vending machine.

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get Xzibit

 

*Inserts a pair of headphones*

[Guest]

You're deaf now.

 

*Inserts a coin*

[KPM 288]

You have obtained Neku Sakuraba

Out comes endless hours of joy.

 

*Insert Draven, The Glorious Executioner*

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[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get Fabian, "The Glorius Hairdresser." You look fabulous!

 

Insert a dead mime.

[Loriem 639]

You receive a living mime.

 

 

*Inserts

.*

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get Ponified Rapidash

 

 

 

*Inserts Pokeball*

[Loriem 639]

You receive a Missing no.

 

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120413002834/creepypasta/images/1/19/Missingno..png

 

*Inserts Pinkie π.*

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get the Circumference of Pinkie's Eyes...

 

*Inserts a ham sandwich*

[Loriem 639]

You receive Omni-Potence.

[Brook 663]

you get nothing, because you didn't put anything in

 

-insert Shyvana, the Half-Dragon- 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

gets Opie the quarter dragon.

 

inserts the alicorn amulet

[Betez 1,734]

Gets Spike, the baby dragon.

 

Inserts Slenderman's $20

[Cranium Tyranus 216]

You get Slenderman to hang out with, he's incredibly obnoxious and won't stop eating kids.

 

*inserts candy bar wrapper*

[Loriem 639]

You Receive God, nah just kidding, it a fire, a really hot one too.

 

 

*Inserts a fanfiction.*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You receive a self insert. You immediately go to Equestria and become a pony of your choice.

 

I insert Winona.

[Nouth 496]

You recieve a puppy.

 

I insert love.

[Shiki 5,855]

You receive lies, deceit, heartbreak, depression, and a tub of ice cream to cope.

 

I insert a tactical insertion.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

You earned a 25 killstreak*inserts a vending machine*

[Shiki 5,855]

You receive a quarter.

 

I insert Rainbow Dash Loyalty. 

[Brook 663]

RECEIVE EPIC BROHOOF

 

-insert a penis joke-

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

You get a Vagina Joke

 

*Inserts 25 pairs of jeans*