The Vending Machine.

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get 42 pancakes

 

*inserts season 5*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get the fifth season of every series ever made. Including series that never made it to the fifth season.

 

*Inserts calculus.*

[twilightneedshugs 46]

you get 

 

*inserts justin bieber*

[kelseymarie805 301]

Ewwww you get a fire.....

 

*inserts coin*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get 1% of an extra life.

 

*Inserts 100 coins.*

[kelseymarie805 301]

WHOOOOOOOOO EXTRA LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (moving on..... xD)

 

You get 100 million dollars!!

 

*inserts coin*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a soda.

 

*Inserts death.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a skull.

I insert nine mouse's toes.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a cat o' nine tails.

 

*Inserts uranium-235.*

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You get 413, 826, and a host of strange numbers.

 

I place Alternia, Skaia, the twin worlds, and wherever the Midnight Crew came from. Lastly, I stuff in the entire Equestrian universe (with Fausticorn inside!), and then the G3 Universe together, and seal the dispenser until something comes out of it.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get a black hole that, instead of coming out of the sealed dispenser, just sucks the vending machine into itself.

 

*Inserts a white hole.*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get a toilet!

 

*Inserts a bottle of bleach*

[Teen Buscemi 135]

You get a free stuff!!! (That would happen if you put bleach in the coin slot of an old vending machine  )

 

*Inserts a big hunk of rusty cabbage*

Edited July 28, 2014 by (MARVEL) Razzledaz

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get back nothing for inserting nothing!
 

*Inserts a busted alarm clock*

[Poncebora 91]

you get a message saying "get something new instead of that old piece of junk!"

 

 

i insert Mario Kart 8

[Proton 565]

You get Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing Transformed.

 

I insert my thumb.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

You get your blood.

 

*Inserts Proton.*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an unlicensed nuclear accelerator.



I insert a bottle of pineapple juice.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

You get lots of "in soviet Russia" jokes

 

 

 

In soviet Russia, vending machine puts things in you!

[twilightneedshugs 46]

yay! porn!

 

*inserts https://derpibooru.org/434006?scope=scpee22952ab00cfd7d33ae81e328f4078c179417363 *

[Yoshikupo 302]

you get a half drunk *sniff* spoiled soda

 

 

inserts rubber duck

[twilightneedshugs 46]

i like trains.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

I'm just gonna ignore that and reply to yoshikupo...

 

You get a rubber chicken.

 

*inserts old Finnish markka coins*

Edited August 11, 2014 by SparklingSwirls

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get one Drachmar.




I insert some of my own earwax.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

you get noting 

 

*inserts coin*