The Corrupted Wish Game

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, but your body is too heavy and not aerodynamic enough to fly. Good luck with your useless new appendages.

 

I wish for a car that isn't a Toyota.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's just a Toy.

Since my right eye won't stop hurting, I wish for some related power or ability to balance it out.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, both of your eyes hurt worse, equally.

 

I wish to be a pony.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, You become a pony.

In the 1860's.

In Wales.

Just beside the coal mine.

 

Sunlight was overrated anyway.


I wish for a nice room that I can use to keep and display my collection of Skulls.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted. As soon as you put your last skull in there the room collapses and destroys all your skulls.

 

I wish I could see fast and furious 6 right now.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get to see it on a tiny TV in 144p.

 

I wish for more money.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You get one dollar in pennies. Of course, it's given to you through being blasted out of a shotgun.

 

I wish for a cup of NON caffinated tea.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the tea is spewing out of underground geysers, and the scalding hot tea burns everypony alive.
I wish for more genies.  
 

Edited May 27, 2013 by Ma5terDashie

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. They're not yours.

 

I wish I had corn on the cob and salad.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but the corn is rotten, and the salad has maggots on it.

I wish that you would not grant my not granted ungranted wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I don't like paradoxes so no wish for you.

 

I wish I had a jet pack.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it doesn't work.

 

I wish for the badgers to be saved.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but in exchange Weebl dies.

 

I wish that Applebl00b would see this post.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but thier computer and phone loose power all of a sudden, and there are no outlets nearby or charge cables.

I wish that Halo 5 would come out already

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but Apllebl00b for some reason does not like it.

 

I wish I could think of something better to wish for.

 

Ninja'd.

 

Anyway, granted. But then after that, you are told they are not making them anymore.

 

I wish to wish for something better to wish for.

Edited May 27, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but you wish for something that you do not want to wish for

I wish that Equestria Girls was out already

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you overestimate it and you dislike it.

 

I wish for a girlfriend.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you get a girlfriend, but she turns out to be a b*itch

I wish for a new MSI laptop.

[Pony_Swag 18]

Granted, but breaks during its first use.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

Edited May 27, 2013 by Pony_Swag

[Xievie 498]

Granted. Unfortunately it was much smaller than you had hoped.

 

I wish I had a maid.

[Proton 564]

Granted, but you're too heavy and it rips in half

 

I wish for World Peace

 

EDIT: Ninja'd

 

Granted, but she only serves your dog

 

I still wish for World Peace

Edited May 27, 2013 by ~Proton~

[Xievie 498]

Granted. Anything capable of hurting somebody IN ANY WAY disappears.

The earth and everything on it disappeared.

 

I wish my pony could fly.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. It flies away and you never find it again.

 

 

 

I wish that I could go to New Zealand again

[Zalgo 593]

Wish granted, but when you get there it is struck by famines, insect swarms, droughts, floods, tornadoes, etc.

 

I wish I had tons of candy!

Edited May 27, 2013 by Zalgo

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, you're crushed under it

 

I wish my feet were warmer