The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

... *giggles about foot* (ask someone on the Friday night movie stream, you'll get it)

 

I wish for deodorant that won't wear off after 2 hours.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, it's transformed into lubricant

 

I wish i understood the foot joke

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but then you don't like it.

 

I wish to be able to have five video games for free, legally.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, the game industry dies and no more games are made

 

I wish i weren't dying

[Trixies Apprentice L 489]

Granted 

 

You got five copies of  

 

 

 

Ninjad

 

Granted you arent dying anymore cause you are dead.

 

I wish I was fish

Edited May 27, 2013 by Trixies #1 Assistant Leoc

[Lostwanderer 366]

You wish you posted no wish, granted but you were ninjad

 

I continue to wish i weren't dying

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but since you ninja'd someone, I have sent a group of 83 ninja's to assassinate you.

 

I wish I was a ninja.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you ninja everyone in the forum games and then everypony turns against you and beats you down.

 

I wish to lead an army of ninjas for the shits and giggles.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the shits and giggles are taken by a ninja.

 

I wish for peace on Aureaxas.

[Proton 564]

Granted, Aureaxas no longer exists

 

I wish I was a pie

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then your are knocked off of a table and devoured by a Pit Bull

I wish that I had an unbreakable, unphaserable, gravity proof, waterproof, iceproof, fireproof portal that could take my anywhere, and the power for it is supplied by a generator with the same properties as the portal. And that the Equestria I go to is one of my choosing.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but then it is deleted by an admin of the world because you didn't say it's deleteproof, and the thing is still too overpowered.

 

I wish for pootis.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, you are now locked in a room with large and powerful headphones playing nonstop "pootis" into your head full blast forever.

 

I wish I had some Po Pi Po.

 

 

 

(for those who don't know)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo1ykTklDHQ

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted but it's about as old as that song.

 

I wish I was invited to one of pinkie pie's parties

Edited May 28, 2013 by mrbman9001

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, she's serving, CUPCAKES

 

I wish there was more proper grimdark fanfiction

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it all becomes canon eventually.

 

I wish that I knew what the liquid inside of canned air duster is. (it's friggin cold when you hold the can upside down, and and have a mist of it spray out, apparently it gives you frostbite)

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted but the information receive may be false. (I think you're talking about is a bunch of different gasses compressed into liquids, not sure on specifics tbh)

 

I wish my nose would stop itching on the inside

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then It starts itching on the outside

I wish school was over and summer was here already

[Gay Bird 420]

Granted, but summer now lasts 5 seconds.

 

I wish rotoscoping didn't take so long.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, Rotoscoping does not exist anymore, thereby taking up no time at all.

 

I wish for something good to happen to me.

[PoisonClaw 8,154]

Granted, you win the lottery. Unfortunately, said money is all counterfeit, thus you are arrested for fraud and currently awaiting trial.

 

I wish I could find a working map. .   

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it works for one second.

 

I wish to get Far Cry 3.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but you find out that it is not compatible with your computer configuration/ you get it, but it is very scratched up, thus making it unusable on PS3 and Xbox
 

I wish I got a MSI laptop that has a longer battery life by 4 hours

[valete 195]

Granted, but it has no CD drives, usb ports, LAN ports, and generally cannot accept any sort of input.

It also has no exhaust fan, and it cannot access the internet.

It also permanently smells like pizza, thus attracting various insects into the keyboard.

It also does not have an OS.

It also is missing a video card.

It also is in poor condition.

 

BUT you can still turn it on and have that 4 hour extension of battery life you wanted. :-bd

 

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I wish that this wish gets corrupted.

Edited May 30, 2013 by Kroire

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, however since your request is technically a paradox nothing actually happens.

 

I wish to be exempt from the law.