The Corrupted Wish Game

[Proton 565]

Granted, Aureaxas no longer exists

 

I wish I was a pie

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then your are knocked off of a table and devoured by a Pit Bull

I wish that I had an unbreakable, unphaserable, gravity proof, waterproof, iceproof, fireproof portal that could take my anywhere, and the power for it is supplied by a generator with the same properties as the portal. And that the Equestria I go to is one of my choosing.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but then it is deleted by an admin of the world because you didn't say it's deleteproof, and the thing is still too overpowered.

 

I wish for pootis.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, you are now locked in a room with large and powerful headphones playing nonstop "pootis" into your head full blast forever.

 

I wish I had some Po Pi Po.

 

 

 

(for those who don't know)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo1ykTklDHQ

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted but it's about as old as that song.

 

I wish I was invited to one of pinkie pie's parties

Edited May 28, 2013 by mrbman9001

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, she's serving, CUPCAKES

 

I wish there was more proper grimdark fanfiction

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it all becomes canon eventually.

 

I wish that I knew what the liquid inside of canned air duster is. (it's friggin cold when you hold the can upside down, and and have a mist of it spray out, apparently it gives you frostbite)

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted but the information receive may be false. (I think you're talking about is a bunch of different gasses compressed into liquids, not sure on specifics tbh)

 

I wish my nose would stop itching on the inside

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but then It starts itching on the outside

I wish school was over and summer was here already

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but summer now lasts 5 seconds.

 

I wish rotoscoping didn't take so long.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, Rotoscoping does not exist anymore, thereby taking up no time at all.

 

I wish for something good to happen to me.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Granted, you win the lottery. Unfortunately, said money is all counterfeit, thus you are arrested for fraud and currently awaiting trial.

 

I wish I could find a working map. .   

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it works for one second.

 

I wish to get Far Cry 3.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but you find out that it is not compatible with your computer configuration/ you get it, but it is very scratched up, thus making it unusable on PS3 and Xbox
 

I wish I got a MSI laptop that has a longer battery life by 4 hours

[valete 195]

Granted, but it has no CD drives, usb ports, LAN ports, and generally cannot accept any sort of input.

It also has no exhaust fan, and it cannot access the internet.

It also permanently smells like pizza, thus attracting various insects into the keyboard.

It also does not have an OS.

It also is missing a video card.

It also is in poor condition.

 

BUT you can still turn it on and have that 4 hour extension of battery life you wanted. :-bd

 

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I wish that this wish gets corrupted.

Edited May 30, 2013 by Kroire

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, however since your request is technically a paradox nothing actually happens.

 

I wish to be exempt from the law.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, this wish is granted after you are arrested for 57 years due to you stealing a copy of the Grinch back in '87.

 

I wish to sing like the guy that sung "Swing Tavi Swing"" also known as once upon a time in Equestria to those on the Friday night movie stream.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but you sang "everybody" instead of "everypony" and they banish you to the undergrounds.

 

I wish my eyes had a zoom in feature so I could find where Rainbow Dash is.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it activates at random moments and you cannot control it.

 

 

 

I wish that I could gender flip whenever I wanted.

Edited May 31, 2013 by Eddy Sparkle

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you can either turn into a manish woman or a feminine man. Also, each time you change, you gain 14 stone. Also, if you don't change every 13 hours, you turn into a sentient and completely harmless puddle of slime. Shame you forget that little fact the moment after your first change.

I wish for a nice holiday.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the week after is terrible.

 

I wish to get more video games of my choice.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but all the games contain spider that jump out of your monitor and crawl all over you.

 

I wish for an elephant's foot that does not crush or kick me.

[valete 195]

Granted, but an elephant is now suffering because of a missing foot, and it's all your fault.

 

The foot you have obtained also emits a foul odour and is badly rotten.

 

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I wish that another person replies to this thread.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it's an asshole named ÷Zero.

 

I wish for this wish not to be granted.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, but the wish is corrupted

 

I wish for less paradoxies