The Corrupted Wish Game

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but you're in school for another year anyways.

 

I wish I was a Starship Ranger.

[Malao 27]

Granted, but you're in school for another year anyways.

 

I wish I was a Starship Ranger.

Granted, but you die in a horrible training accident.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, i won't corrupt it because you've effectively just cursed yourself.

 

I wish heating wasn't so expensive

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, your heating system has been removed from your home.

 

I wish to think of a decent back story for my OCs

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, now everyone steals them and claims it to be their own original concept

 

I wish i could get rid of the twitch.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, now you can't move at all.

 

 

I wish it was next Saturday already!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's thirty seconds to midnight. You know this because of the very large bomb that is tied to your chest.

 

I wish that I could get my sleeping patterns in order.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[DJShy 872]

Granted. You can now only fall asleep for five minutes before you have to get up for work. or school. whatever it is you need to get up for.

 

I wish for Gir from 'Invader Zim'.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's a dead Gir.

 

I wish my brain would think properly when I'm tired.

[Gay Bird 420]

granted, but now it doesn't work when you're not tired, and you're never tired.

 

I wish for my computer to be less noisy.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, your computer is destroyed by me, and left on the ground.

 

I wish I could blacklist ads that I don't want so I don't need to use Ad Blocker Plus.

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but now the ads you want are spamming your computer.

 

 

I wish my Gir wasn't dead, but wasn't undead or a zombie.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You die instead and your Gir starves.

 

I wish (dries self after shower) that I looked better naked.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are instantly ugly when clothed.

 

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. You have been sandwiched by two subways.

I wish for fish with my wish fish dish.

[Frenzyhero 52]

Granted, but the universe explodes at the ridiculousness.

 

I wish I could reverse time with no consequence.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. However, you cannot make it go forward again, and you only get 1 wish.

I don't wish for anything, and instead sell the wish for one million billion dollars.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get one million Bison Dollers. Good spending it

 

I wish I was so ugly, I'd be terrifying to look at

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, for one day. You are very beautiful the next.

 

I wish for all of the internets.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you no longer have a computer
 

Granted, you no only have internet explorer which still runs insanely slow, and your computer/device is no longer compatible with the Internets

I wish I got 95% on every single one of my exams

Edited June 11, 2013 by Sierra-117

[Trixies Apprentice L 489]

Granted but it turns out that you needed 96% to do whatever it was you wanted to achive with those grades.

 

I wish I had an army of undead machete wielding penguins at my disposal

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but if they are touched once by a weapon, they die.

 

I wish for beer.

[Malao 27]

Granted, but it's a shit beer.

 

I wish I could kill a yak from 200 yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone has mind bullets they can use anytime and your worst enemy kills you with mind bullets the day after you kill the yak.

 

I wish I could have the ability to have something just by wanting it.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you now own nothing.

 

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptedly corrupt, while at the same time being corrupt while not being corruptly corrupt. 

Edited June 12, 2013 by Sierra-117