The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, you were knocked unconscious after a bus hit and left you in a coma that ultimately left you brain dead.

 

I WISH FOR MUFFINS

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but they are (without you knowing) filled with rat poison.

 

I wish bronycon won't catch fire this year.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but there's an earthquake instead.

 

More muffins?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, they are very dirty and carry lots of microorganisms that can harm you.

 

I wish all of those annoying flying insects never existed.

Edited June 10, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, parasprites no longer exist and now there is no reason for Pinkie to play ten instruments at once

 

A nicer tophat?

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but it is eaten by parasprites

I want an energy sword that will last forever, and I can wield it, and it is big enough so that It fits in my hand, but not to as to the point where I cannot carry it. 

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted but it is  stuck to your hand and everything it hits hurts you instead

 

I wish you were mad

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but in my insanity I stab you and you die.

 

I wish for some moisturizer.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but the "moisturizer" is really... hehe

 

I wish for everything and nothing to be wrong with this wish.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Fancy Ram

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted but that everything drops on top of you and kills you.

 

 

I wish I had super powers

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, you now have tree

 

I wish It wasn't so hot here in Texas.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted it's now -150c

 

I wish for a wish that wasn't tainted

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, it's poisoned.

 

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are dead, you have nothing to work on anymore.

 

I wish for wings.

Edited June 11, 2013 by ÷Zero

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted. You now do everything all at once. You no longer can rest.

Granted, but one is superhuge, while the other is tiny. You also have them all over your body

I wish that.... my wish would be corrupted

Edited June 11, 2013 by Sierra-117

[Malao 27]

Granted. You now do everything all at once. You no longer can rest.

Granted, but one is superhuge, while the other is tiny. You also have them all over your body

I wish that.... my wish would be corrupted

Granted, but it's corrupted in a way that somehow benefits you as well as hurts you.

 

I wish I had better grades.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Malao

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but you're in school for another year anyways.

 

I wish I was a Starship Ranger.

[Malao 27]

Granted, but you're in school for another year anyways.

 

I wish I was a Starship Ranger.

Granted, but you die in a horrible training accident.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, i won't corrupt it because you've effectively just cursed yourself.

 

I wish heating wasn't so expensive

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, your heating system has been removed from your home.

 

I wish to think of a decent back story for my OCs

[Lostwanderer 367]

Granted, now everyone steals them and claims it to be their own original concept

 

I wish i could get rid of the twitch.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, now you can't move at all.

 

 

I wish it was next Saturday already!

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's thirty seconds to midnight. You know this because of the very large bomb that is tied to your chest.

 

I wish that I could get my sleeping patterns in order.

Edited June 11, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[DJShy 873]

Granted. You can now only fall asleep for five minutes before you have to get up for work. or school. whatever it is you need to get up for.

 

I wish for Gir from 'Invader Zim'.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's a dead Gir.

 

I wish my brain would think properly when I'm tired.