The Corrupted Wish Game

[Gay Bird 421]

granted, but now it doesn't work when you're not tired, and you're never tired.

 

I wish for my computer to be less noisy.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, your computer is destroyed by me, and left on the ground.

 

I wish I could blacklist ads that I don't want so I don't need to use Ad Blocker Plus.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but now the ads you want are spamming your computer.

 

 

I wish my Gir wasn't dead, but wasn't undead or a zombie.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You die instead and your Gir starves.

 

I wish (dries self after shower) that I looked better naked.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are instantly ugly when clothed.

 

I wish for a Subway sandwich.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. You have been sandwiched by two subways.

I wish for fish with my wish fish dish.

[Frenzyhero 52]

Granted, but the universe explodes at the ridiculousness.

 

I wish I could reverse time with no consequence.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. However, you cannot make it go forward again, and you only get 1 wish.

I don't wish for anything, and instead sell the wish for one million billion dollars.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get one million Bison Dollers. Good spending it

 

I wish I was so ugly, I'd be terrifying to look at

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, for one day. You are very beautiful the next.

 

I wish for all of the internets.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you no longer have a computer
 

Granted, you no only have internet explorer which still runs insanely slow, and your computer/device is no longer compatible with the Internets

I wish I got 95% on every single one of my exams

Edited June 11, 2013 by Sierra-117

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Granted but it turns out that you needed 96% to do whatever it was you wanted to achive with those grades.

 

I wish I had an army of undead machete wielding penguins at my disposal

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but if they are touched once by a weapon, they die.

 

I wish for beer.

[Malao 27]

Granted, but it's a shit beer.

 

I wish I could kill a yak from 200 yards away. WITH MIND BULLETS!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everyone has mind bullets they can use anytime and your worst enemy kills you with mind bullets the day after you kill the yak.

 

I wish I could have the ability to have something just by wanting it.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, you now own nothing.

 

I wish for this wish to be uncorruptedly corrupt, while at the same time being corrupt while not being corruptly corrupt. 

Edited June 12, 2013 by Sierra-117

[Malao 27]

Granted, but it creates a singularity.

 

I wish that wish made sense.

[AnonyPoni 564]

It did. That sense it pain.

 

I wish I could be a geographer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but everyone hates you because you're bad at being one.

 

I wish I could hug all the ponies.

[Gay Bird 421]

granted, but all the ponies are now humans.

 

I wish that my hair wasn't so annoying.

Edited June 12, 2013 by dudeguy676

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, you no longer have hair.

 

I wish I could you use magic, that is always under control, and cannot malfunction whatsoever.

[Iridian 71]

Granted. In exchange for your new powers, you must now sacrifice one of your body parts per month.

 

I wish I could have whiter teeth.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but they are so white that they blind everyone who sees you smile. So you can either never smile and show off your white teeth, or you can get arrested.

 

I wish I had a monocle to go with my tophat.

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted, but it is cracked, too small, and is about an inch thick. You lose it the first time you put it in your pocket.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. I wish for a corrupt wish

[Iridian 71]

Granted, but your wish is exactly what you wanted and in every way uncorrupted.

 

I wish for some ibuprofen and a nice big glass of water.