The Corrupted Wish Game

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but you died

 

I WISH TO DIE

[Transblitz 129]

Granted but you are now a zombie

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

I do not understand you wish but.... GRANTED, except   and  's start to hunt you down for food.

 

(Whoop! I'm the muffin!)

 

I wish for derpy to be real.

i mean i wish for angry people and sad people :L

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

This is starting to go off topic. Thus, I shall make another wish.

 

 

 

I wish that everyone would stop arguing about the XBOne and the PS4.

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but everyone is arguing over the Wii U and Ouya.

I wish for the ability to paint

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you can magically paint lava, and nothing else.

 

I wish to move to New Zealand.

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but you have no home.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's stolen and the interior smells dubious.



I wish that I would learn how to use Ren'Py already!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you are really bad at it.

 

I wish to rule the world.

Edited July 1, 2013 by ÷Zero

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted, but the next day dies from illness

 

I wish i lived in ponyville

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

Granted, but Pinkie turned you into a cupcake.

 

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted in any way.

Edited July 1, 2013 by Appetite4Democracy

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

granted but it got corrupted anyway

 

 

I wish I was fluffle puff

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted but fluffle puff hunting season

 

I wish pinkie was at my party

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but she goes cupcakes on everyone.

 

I wish for a sandwich

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, there's smelly trash in between the bread and it's called a sandwich.

 

I wish for every government to be libertarian.

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted. Now their are no intelligent libertarian people.

 

I wish Slenderman wasn't so sexy scary.

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

granted he know kills people by being social

 

 

I wish I could use magic

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but it backfires every time you use it.

 

 

I wish I could support the site

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but in doing so adverts cover the whole screen (literally), rendering you unable to even use the site.

 

 

I wish that I hadn't been ill for the past few days.

Edited July 4, 2013 by Eddy Sparkle

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but now you will be ill for the next few days

I wish for ten things that aren't Jackie Chan

Edited July 5, 2013 by Transblitz

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted. Chuck Norris is now your worst enemy, your body can no longer digest food, you are allergic to sunlight, you smell like sh*t, you are ugly as f**k, everyone hates you, you strangely now detest the internet, your computer blows up, you drop your phone into a sewer, and you go broke. Have fun with your new life!

 

I wish that Microsoft had not f**ked up the new Xbox

[Twi Rubix 726]

Granted, but It gets recalled forever since no one bought it.

 

I wish I was in Equestria.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted. It's an Equestria with humans taking it over and killing and enslaving ponies, because humans are evil.

 

I wish to cure the world from imperfection by skillfully dancing.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have the skill to do just that. I take you legs as payment (then I cash the check the Arms Dealers give me).

 

I wish I knew what I could write and how.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you die after you know.

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.