The Corrupted Wish Game

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

granted he know kills people by being social

 

 

I wish I could use magic

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

Granted, but it backfires every time you use it.

 

 

I wish I could support the site

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but in doing so adverts cover the whole screen (literally), rendering you unable to even use the site.

 

 

I wish that I hadn't been ill for the past few days.

Edited July 4, 2013 by Eddy Sparkle

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but now you will be ill for the next few days

I wish for ten things that aren't Jackie Chan

Edited July 5, 2013 by Transblitz

[Jedi Woona 7]

Granted. Chuck Norris is now your worst enemy, your body can no longer digest food, you are allergic to sunlight, you smell like sh*t, you are ugly as f**k, everyone hates you, you strangely now detest the internet, your computer blows up, you drop your phone into a sewer, and you go broke. Have fun with your new life!

 

I wish that Microsoft had not f**ked up the new Xbox

[Twi Rubix 726]

Granted, but It gets recalled forever since no one bought it.

 

I wish I was in Equestria.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted. It's an Equestria with humans taking it over and killing and enslaving ponies, because humans are evil.

 

I wish to cure the world from imperfection by skillfully dancing.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You have the skill to do just that. I take you legs as payment (then I cash the check the Arms Dealers give me).

 

I wish I knew what I could write and how.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you die after you know.

 

I wish for this wish not to be corrupted.

[Gay Bird 420]

Granted, but due to the paradox, your head explodes.

 

I wish for this wish to not come true.

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but your wish comes true.

 

I wish Rainbow Dash had a movie all to herself.

Edited July 7, 2013 by ~Rainbow Dash~

[Colt 555]

Granted But its a cross over with Twilight made by Uwe Boll... The vampires one one not the Pony BTW

 

I wish I would win a 10000000 usd next week at Las Vegas

 

 

 

 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Shame you are in debt for triple that amount, and the people you owe are not very keen on waiting. They do have a large number of tools to pass the time though. Get ready for intense fun!

 

I wish for good nite if rest, and that I wake up tomorrow morning without any issues.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the day after you wake up, you are the last person on the planet.

 

I wish to marry Trixie.

[Ampharos 1,009]

Granted, but she goes on another powerhungry surge and murders you

 

I wish I had a nice, friendly, tamed Ampharos.

[Viking 60]

Granted, petting it paralyzed you for the rest of your life

 

I wish my right hand was healed

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but your left arm is removed.

 

I wish to marry Trixie without her doing anything bad to me.

[~Rainbow Dash~ 4]

Granted, but instead of HER doing something bad to you, she makes clones of herself kill you.

 

I wish I had a million yummy pies.

[Viking 60]

Granted, your internal organs rupture from your stomach being over filled.

 

I wish that my next wish would not be corrupted and the resulting paradox destroy anyone who dares to grant it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Wish denied. I punch you in the kidneys, chain you up and drag you to a bloody gravely death with my car. Then I take your wallet.

 

I wish for a flame thrower.

[ReverseFaller 2,483]

A flamethrower, of which you would burn all kinds of things with, until it exploded. 

 

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Your first wish is to be caught in my flame-thrower expolsion.

 

Wish 2 is for the parmedics to steal your teeth, toes and wallet (they're a bit mad you see).

 

Wish 3 is that you remain in a coma all your days and suffer endless nightmares.

 

I escaped with some minor burns and a loss of eyebrows by the way.

 

 

 

I wish I were a Space Marine.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but there is a war against obviously stronger aliens, and you are easily crushed by one.

 

I wish for pootis.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but there is also Spencer.

 

 

 

I wish for a tree.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get a dead Fluttershy.

 

I wish for something better to wish for.