The Corrupted Wish Game

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

Granted. And your wish costs you your limbs and your internal organs.

 

I wish for the next poster to love me.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted. luna gets a very special somepony. and by special I mean: a drunkard pony who only listens to metal.

 

 

luna gets a ponyfied me as a very special somepony? awesome!

 

granted, i still never talk to you.

 

i wish for no more wars!

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

luna gets a ponyfied me as a very special somepony? awesome!

 

granted, i still never talk to you.

 

i wish for no more wars!

 

Quit jumping the queue and bending the time-space continuum

[Arkane 270]

Granted. And your wish costs you your limbs and your internal organs.

 

Oh god. I lol'd.

 

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i wish for no more wars!

 

granted. there are no more wars. but you get stuck with a drunkard pony who only listens to metal for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Edited February 24, 2012 by Arkane

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you cant breath under water.

 

i wish i could break the 4th wall

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you find out that we're all being watched by a race of fat, prepubescent aliens who fondle figurines of each of us.

 

I wish that time skipped forward three or four years.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but no one notices that time skipped forward, so business continues as if nothing happened.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but it's in a million pieces.

 

I wish for an apple pie.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Are you sure you wanna... Never mind, here you go. (Swiftly tears out the ingredients label that says "dictionary and marshmallows".)

 

Now I need a paper shredder to get rid of the evidence. I'm gonna wish for one.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but the shredder jams in such a way that it ignites all the random propane tanks you have around your room and creates a large explosion.

 

I wish that IRL horses looked a lot more like MLP ponies.

[Matackable 534]

They would all run away due to how screwed up our world is!

 

I wish I had the ability to fly!

[Storm Cloud 2]

Granted, You now have wings, but you flew too close to the sun and the wings burst into flames, and you fell to your death.

 

I wish Equestria was real.

[Lunatic 1,186]

it is, but you cant go there.

 

i wish i could do magic!

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, sadly you got to rechrage your wand every 5 minutes and you can only use it in Alaska

 

I wish all schools would just disappear

[Lunatic 1,186]

shooters dissapear, just as everything else.

 

i wish every day was a new mlp episode

Edited March 8, 2012 by lunatic

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

I cant destroy that wish so I will second it next person destroy the wish

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted they're generation 3.5 episodes

I wish Leoc would change his signature to a Pinkie Pie signature

[Storm Cloud 2]

Granted, but it's all about hating her, and how she eats Pony cupcakes.

 

I wish that I wasn't a hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliophobic.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but now you're paranoid that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

 

I wish I had two dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You owe me two dollars.

 

I wish I had at least 500 times more money than what Jadefire wished for.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but your in as much debt as the U.S.

 

I wish bittorrent would go faster.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, but you can only download Twilight movies. (THE ONE WITH THE VAMPIRES.) (for clarification.)

 

I wish the person below me wouldn't corrupt my wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish I knew what to listen to or watch right now.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to listen/watch it. (easy nuff)

 

I wish the person under me wouldn't lose the game.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but the universe just imploded.

 

I wish my computer would work better.