The Corrupted Wish Game

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but it fails and makes you vomit slugs

 

 

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I drug you. Then I take pictures of you in many embarrassing and illegal situations (making a nice little scrapbook to save for some special occasion). I give your contact details to all the spammers. Then I cover your body in Nazi symbols and dump you naked in the middle of Israel.

Also, I steal your wallet.

I wish I knew how to continue my fan fic.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but Me and stainesbrony team up, and send you to the moon before you can write it down.

 

I wish for a car.

[Loriem 639]

granted, but it is....

THIS CAR !

 

I wish for some 70 degree weather.

Edited August 21, 2013 by Secret Person

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, it is 70 degrees kelvin.

 

I wish that everybody could do the time warp again.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted you sweet transvestite.

 

However, everyone can't stop once they start.

 

While you all do that, I steal your wallets. All of them.

 

 

I that my holiday will go without any problems.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. It's because it was so dang boring

 

I wish my ears came with an on and off switch

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you can't find the on switch.

 

 

I wish I never wished this wish that I am currently wishing, or will have wished when I finished wishing this wish because reasons.

[Retired Commissar 305]

Granted, but you can't find the on switch.

 

 

I wish I never wished this wish that I am currently wishing, or will have wished when I finished wishing this wish because reasons.

Granted, but now you have wasted your wish and you do not get another.

I wish all the ponies from MLP existed and that they speak english

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they all want to brutally kill all humans, especially you.

 

I wish guns never existed.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but now the Nazis rule the world for some reason.

 

 

I wish every law abiding citizen owns a gun.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the Zombies happen.

 

 

I wish for ONE USD.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it's been scribbled all over with a permanent marker, so you can't buy anything with it.

 

I wish to go bowling with Niko.

[---------------------- 1,645]

Granted, but the bowling ally was blown up..by Niko.

 

I wish I did not have a million dollars (hehehe)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get a million paper cuts. Then I hose you with lemon juice.

 

As you lie there in agony, I steal you wallet. Then I kick you in the shin.

 

I wish I had no trouble getting up in the morning.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Midnight Seeker

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Did you know it's been scientifically proven you can die of sleep deprivation? Just a thought.

I wish I was better at knifey-hand.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but now Pyros are everywhere...

 

 

I wish I had some good icecream right now.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 178]

Granted,but the ice cream melts before you can eat it.

 

I wish I knew why I think Futashy is adorable.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but it was a need to know secret and you didn't need to know.

 

You are "taken care of" before you spill the beans.

 

Taking care of you involves a woodchipper by the way.

 

I wish that I didn't have to do a double sleepover right after my hoilday.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, your holiday is now cancelled.

 

 

I wish for Shenron from DragonBall to be less threatening looking.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. He pokes your eyes out so you cannot see how threatening he or anyone else looks. I also steal your wallet.

 

I wish I had strong wings that allowed me to fly.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

Granted. But it's your arms and hands that morphed into those new set of wings.

 

I wish I had the ability to control the flow of time.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you get killed vy some time police getting annoyed at how you screw with things.

 

 

I wish for a toothpick, something is stuck in my teeth.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you accidentally pull out two teeth and bleed to death.

 

I wish that I knew if the voices were real or not.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

They are real. There are parasites in your brain that have mastered the English language. You have one week to live.

 

I wish for North to become West, West East, South North, and East South.