The Corrupted Wish Game

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. After you swallow it, I smash your face with a shovel, then drop you in a container of human nail trimings and lock it before I swallow the key.

 

All so I could steal your wallet.

 

I wish I wasn't getting another cold.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, your just experiencing the first stages of a new zombie virus.

 

 

I wish the Megaton Hydrogen bomb in my basement would stop making those rumbly noises, I don't want to pay for it's removal.

[Bojo 1,172]

Granted, but Vladimir Putin takes it away...

 

I wish to pass chemistry

 

Granted. After you swallow it, I smash your face with a shovel, then drop you in a container of human nail trimings and lock it before I swallow the key.

All so I could steal your wallet.

I wish I wasn't getting another cold.

/) cus I got a cold too *sniff*

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but Math, History, and English all suddenly become 10 times harder.

 

 

I wish I had a gold bar, so I could sit on it during tv time.

Edited September 16, 2013 by Secret Person

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, but the gold bar is really just c4 painted metallic gold. Have fun!

 

 

I wish I was it was Tuesday.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but the gold bar is really just c4 painted metallic gold. Have fun!

 

 

I wish I was it was Tuesday.

Granted, "Monday" is renamed "Tuesday", thus screwing everyone up.

 

I wish for chocolate rain.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it rots and is nearly impossible to clean out of everything outside. Thus things start to stink, and all sorts of people get poisoned from their gardens. The government evacuates the area infected by the rotten milk rain, and it takes years to clean out.

 

You've just cots thousand of people much time of their lives and billions of dollars. GOOD JOB! Your almost a politician!

 

 

I wish to know if Time is of the INstant, or Instant is of the Time. That way, I know if Time Travel is possible or not.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you confuse too many people and they kill you.

 

I wish I owned a Nissan GT-R.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted but you confuse too many people and they kill you.

 

I wish I owned a Nissan GT-R.

Granted, it is old, used, and beat up.

 

I wish for a new fedora. I lost my old one on my trip to Flyover Country.

Edited September 17, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is immediately stolen by a jerk called Magic Man.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

... I take your silence to say that you wish for nothing. No problem at all~

 

I wish Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney would come out in America sooner.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but Murica screws it up.

It's now professor Xezaphyer Vs Ace Ventura

 

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I wish I could be a famous youtuber.

Edited September 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[DJShy 872]

Granted, but you are famous for stupid, horrible, torture-fulled videos.

 

 

 

I wish for a Chromebook.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you are famous for stupid, horrible, torture-fulled videos.

 

 

 

I wish for a Chromebook.

Granted, you now have a book made entirely out of chrome. Now, good luck actually reading it.

 

I wish my ship was the most powerful in the sea.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you get a Giant "Ship" story, which is the most powerful in popularity among fish. Humans on the other hand think it sucks, a lot.

 

 

I wish I was riding the bomb Fat Man when they dropped it.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you are now FAT.

 

I wish the Nissan GTR was a V10

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, you are now FAT.

 

I wish the Nissan GTR was a V10

I have no freaking clue what any of that means, so I'll just give you an empty carton of milk, three celery sticks, and a loaf of moldy bread.

 

I wish I knew everything.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

I have no freaking clue what any of that means, so I'll just give you an empty carton of milk, three celery sticks, and a loaf of moldy bread.

 

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, your head now explodes.

 

(The Nissan GTR is a car. It's only has a V6 engine. I wish it had a V10.)

 

I wish people loved the GTR as much as me.

[Bojo 1,172]

Double wish granted. GTR has now a V10 engine and people loves it as much as you.... but you die

 

I wish to be dead, alive, in the past, in the future... all at the same time

[Gay Bird 421]

Granted, but you are stubbing all ten of your toes at running speed constantly and all the time in all your incarnations.

 

I wish for the next post to be unrelated to my post.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you are stubbing all ten of your toes at running speed constantly and all the time in all your incarnations.

 

I wish for the next post to be unrelated to my post.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

I wish for a new house.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is on top of the Empire State building, and surrounded by an army of flying demons.

 

 

I WISH FOR GOOD THINGS FOR ME!

[Bojo 1,172]

Granted, but they'll arrive in 30 years.

 

I wish for a cupcake

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but they'll arrive in 30 years.

 

I wish for a cupcake

Granted, I laced it with cyanide.

 

I wish more people shared my dark sense of humor.

[Bojo 1,172]

Granted, I laced it with cyanide.

 

I wish more people shared my dark sense of humor.

Hey at least it's a cupcake made of flour, right?

Granted, but it will be dark-blue

 

I wish I could choose between PS4 and XBONE