The Corrupted Wish Game

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, now you like the G3 Pinkie Pie and hate all the other ponies in G3 and FiM =P

 

I wish it rained chocolate milk =P

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but it tastes like expired food

 

I wish I was loyalty

[Lunatic 1,186]

there is an ant that will die in honor of you and follows you all around. such loyalty.

 

i wish i could teleport.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but you can only do it 1 time.

 

I wish Luna's face would be like this

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then her face is stuck like that and now she's sad.

 

I wish I had a pet turtlecopter.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but Rainbow Dash took your pet away

 

I wish pandas would attack Celestia

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, and Celestia gets mad and refuses to lower the sun.

 

I wish I had a pet panda.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but it goes insane and eats your FACE! Rawr, lol

 

I wish I could think of a wish to wish so I didn't have to wish for something stupid.

[Philomena 66]

Granted, but now you act stupid

 

I wish Celestia had 5 legs

Edited March 17, 2012 by Philomena

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The rest of this statement is NSFW.

 

I wish you didn't wish that.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Instead, she wished Nightmare Moon had five legs.

 

I wish I could fly.

[FlutterDerpy582 89]

Granted, you can now fly. However, you will not be able to stop flying.

 

I wish I could visit Equestria, and meet all the ponys.

Edited March 17, 2012 by YourAverageBronie582

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but you only see all the ponies for like 2 seconds, and then you leave after that.

 

I wish there weren't ads on YouTube.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but without the revenue money Youtube gets taken down.

 

I wish I had horns.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Here you go, a French horn.

 

I wish I had a real computer.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Here you go, a French horn.

 

I can live with that. :3

 

I wish I had a real computer.

 

Granted, here's a Tandy. Too bad you didn't wish for a computer that could run modern software.

Edited March 17, 2012 by Jadefire

[Znex 936]

But you die

 

I wish Jadefire posted a wish after granting the previous wish

[Proailurus 214]

Granted but it was a wish where he dies apparently :3

 

I wish I could turn invisible.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you not only become invisible but you become untouchable in such a way that you can't touch anything else and you end up dying of starvation and thirst.

 

I wish it were scientifically possible to travel faster than the speed of light

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but that's redundant to ask for since faster-than-light particles were recently discovered. It's called the neutrino (I think).

 

Here's the catch: You didn't wish to be those particles...

 

But since I'm rather rusty on that information, I wish somepony can check it for me.

 

I wish I could write better.

Edited March 18, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Znex 936]

Granted, but it turns out it was all due to dodgy wiring.

 

I wish it were possible to harness FTL technology so we could travel across the stars

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. Do you have any idea how hot a star is?

 

I wish for somepony to corrupt this wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but it turns out it was all due to dodgy wiring.

 

That's not corruption; That's confirmation of my suspicions!!!

 

Now you must suffer the consequences of not corrupting my wish enough!!! Uhh,...

 

Can I get that in wish form...?

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted. It's a 500-pound unstable uranium plaque stapled to your toe.

 

I wish for somepony to corrupt this wish.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your wish is corrupted, but not in a way you find particularly amusing.

 

I wish for unlimited wishes.