The Corrupted Wish Game

[Denim&Venöm 19,140]

You get an x-box one. A generation one x-box with coffee stains, a Japanese menu, a stuck disk drive and a copy of Dinotopia jammed in upside down.  

 

I wish for the princess Molestia tumblr to return to active status under the protection of fair use and copyright parody laws

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the owner announces that they can't be bothered any more and are closing the site by their own free will.

 

 

 

 

I wish that the Americans would stop trying to police the Internet and start focussing on the real issues.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but they only stop doing that on 4chan.

 

I wish to see more of babs seed. 

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you see too much and are killed by Hasbro Corporate Ninja Bunnies.


I wish TipsyBOT.EXE was a real command.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted, but it doesn't do jackshit.

 

I wish BANANAS ON TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. Bananas is the name given to Cthulu's pet Shoggoth. It's very hungry due to being heavily pregnant. Also, the Stars are Right. . .

I wish FOR SOMETHING TO EAT!!

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it tastes like shit.

 

I wish i can has a cheeseburger.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it isn't cooked.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for eShop credit.

[Snowy Storm 57]

Granted, but you console or Ds crashes and you lose out on a great deal on a game you wanted.

 

I wish for magic to be real and I had the magic to control darkness or ice!

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you shit your pants when you use it.

 

i wish to be king of team.

[DubWolf 17,269]

Granted, but nobody listens to you.

 

I wish for a Ditzy plushie.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the plush you get is made from a once living Ditz who got taxidermied for fun.


I wish Feld0 would marry Chiggens (site owner and mod)

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but they're now so occupied with loving each other so they don't fulfill their tasks.

 

I wish i could dance on the top of the Eiffel tower 

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but a wayward gust of wind carries you over the edge.

 

 

 

I wish that I was sitting in a theatre, with Justin Bieber sitting a few rows below me, a throwing axe in my hand, no-one else around for miles and the perfect shot at his head...

[Super Mario Brony 21]

Granted. Good luck trying to kill him with a faulty ax that will definitely fall apart when thrown. Plus, he will notice he's alone, and escape. Which is, in my opinion, VERY unfortunate.

 

I wish that this wish did not come true.

[Denim&Venöm 19,140]

It doesn't dome true. Instead  ~Chaotic Eddie~ throws the axe, misses Bieber, and hit's an innocent civilian who wandered into the projection booth.  That innocent civilian was Tabatha St.Germain. Congrats, you just killed Rarity, Luna, and Derpy in one strike and Bieber is still alive to testify against you. 

 

I wish that the next person up would type an existing word in the English language edition of Webster's dictionary that rhymed with orange. 

[ninjamon102938 222]

It doesn't dome true. Instead  ~Chaotic Eddie~ throws the axe, misses Bieber, and hit's an innocent civilian who wandered into the projection booth.  That innocent civilian was Tabatha St.Germain. Congrats, you just killed Rarity, Luna, and Derpy in one strike and Bieber is still alive to testify against you. 

 

I wish that the next person up would type an existing word in the English language edition of Webster's dictionary that rhymed with orange.

Done but you the word  you speak of doesn't exist

 

I wish the next person would hypnotize me

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but now you're walking toward an edge

 

i wish to have awesome sunglasses

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but you turn into a jackass when you wear them with no memory of what you did.

 

I wish for EVERYTHING!

[Denim&Venöm 19,140]

You get everything for 1 /1 decatillionth of a nano second. Than it gets returned. 

 

I wish I had spinal cancer. 

Edited January 29, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you also get every other type of cancer.

 

i wish i could do something.

[DubWolf 17,269]

Granted. But you don't do it.

 

I wish for the broncos to win the Super Bowl.

 

Granted but the plush you get is made from a once living Ditz who got taxidermied for fun.

D=

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but there's a mix up and the Bronco's are actual...Broncos and make a mess of the Super Bowl which is now cancelled forever.


I wish Trevor Phillips from GTA V lived next door to me.

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but he borrows you stuff permanently without permission.

 

I wish i had a wish. 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but when you run out of food, you drive to the grocery store, but he stops you and kills you for no reason.

 

I wish to become the dictator of a little island.