The Corrupted Wish Game

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but you descend into madness.

 

I wish that I could fly.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you fly like the bird in Flappy Bird.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YO6aMxHsBUs

 

I wish I could be rich.

[DubWolf 17,263]

Granted: rich in pain.

 

I wish for another buffalo man action figure.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but it's radioactive

 

I wish i had a pie flavored pie

Edited February 1, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, you have no chance to interact with it in anyway, as you are too busy being hit by a lorry.

 

I wish for more cats.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but it's three new tigers, and you make headlines for being the first person to keep them like housecats.

 

I wish that my toaster would stop burning my bread!!!!

Edited February 1, 2014 by clockwork24

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It murders you instead (poison), then goes on to lead an appliance uprising and exterminate humanity. This would normally be the part when I steal your wallet, but I'm man enough to admit when I'm too slow (and either dead or living as a savage).


I wish that genetic engineering in humans was possible, awesome and affordable to all.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but instead of an appliance rebellion, we start the clone wars.

 

I wish that I was a fantastic writer.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but people only like your creation when you don't give a fuck about it and vice versa.

 

I wish i could fly

Edited February 1, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but you have no control over your direction or speed.

 

I wish that I could play my 3ds.

[null123456 759]

Granted. But you are only allowed to play Rollercoaster Tycoon 3D.

 

I wish for a uncorrupted wish.

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you have to give away 50% of your money to pay for said wish.

 

I wish i had a pizza

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. One of its toppings is an itching powder. While you have a violent coughing fit as it aggravates your throat, I steal your wallet and moon you. You have bigger problems though. Another little surprise in the toppings is the Ebola virus. Have fun dying painfully in quarantine only to be incinerated after you finally pop your clogs.

I wish I was a shark in the deep blue sea.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Granted, you become a shark egg. And are eaten by a egg-eating fish.

 

I wish I had nothing to wish for.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You die.

I wish I could speak to sharks

[Sky Cutter 294]

you can speak sharkanese but only sharkanese. you are locked away in an asylum where you eventually do descend into madness and hang yourself

 

I wish for a B-17 with no tricks and wont turn out to be something evil.

[MustLoveCats 10]

Granted. But all the fuel you put in it disapears so you can't fly it.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd and forgot my own wish. Oh well.

Edited February 2, 2014 by MustLoveCats

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's delivered to you via an air-drop. Sadly, you don't see or hear it and it lands on you, breaking every bone in your body. I steal your wallet from your twitching body. The B-17 is fine though. Your next of kin will love it!

I wish I could be more creative and evil in granting these wishes

[Sky Cutter 294]

Granted. It's delivered to you via an air-drop. Sadly, you don't see or hear it and it lands on you, breaking every bone in your body. I steal your wallet from your twitching body. The B-17 is fine though. Your next of kin will love it!

 

I wish I could be more creative and evil in granting these wishes

as long as the plane is ok, im happy

[MustLoveCats 10]

Granted. It's delivered to you via an air-drop. Sadly, you don't see or hear it and it lands on you, breaking every bone in your body. I steal your wallet from your twitching body. The B-17 is fine though. Your next of kin will love it!

I wish I could be more creative and evil in granting these wishes

Granted. You become Adolf Hitler and your evil ideas become endless.

 

Then WWII happens.

 

I wish I was the best person in the world.

[null123456 759]

Granted. But your flank will get whooped by the Old Spice Guy and The Most Interesting Man in the world.

 

I wish I met Weird Al Yankovic.

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Granted. It's in court. 

 

I wish that the person who steels my wallet next, accidentally falls into a vat of Hydrochloric acid.  

[chaoticgeek2 71]

Granted, but you fall into it too

 

I wish for bronies to stop getting hate

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but now the community is getting flooded with whining people whining about everything.

 

i wish i had mlg skills

[Denim&Venöm 18,930]

Granted. But MLG stands for macaroni, lettuce & garlic

 

I wish to be decapitated