The Corrupted Wish Game

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but a new one opened in it's place....demanding sacrifices.

 

I wish today wasn't spent indoors doing nothing exciting.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted. You are now outside doing nothing exciting.

 

I wish that mobile devices could type faster

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Sounds like my hometown alright....I wanna be back in Irvine.

 

Anyway, granted, but they keep misspelling all your words.

 

I wish Hey Ocean! would go on tour again so I can see Ashleigh Ball sing yet again.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but Ashleigh only sings in the key of D now

 

I wish I could get some sleep

[CloserToTheSun 732]

(Doesn't matter, get to see Ashleigh again and possibly chat with her again)

 

Granted, but you have night terrors and thrash in your sleep like Tina:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLu1BeBFTz0

 

I wish I could get to sleep too.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted but you never wake up again if you do. Dun dun duuuun!

 

I wish that there were a way from earth to Equestria

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it opens out of Trixie's bum.

 

I wish there I could just sit down and get some fan-fic writing done.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but no one ever reads the fan-fic when completed.

 

I wish that the portal didn't open out of Trixie's bum.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Ouch. I'm actually investing quite a bit in this future one.

 

Granted, it's now Celestia's.

 

I wish I could go to Cochella to see Arcade Fire and a few other bands this year.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but you see them In caskets.

 

I wish to be a changeling

 

(And about that Celestia portal, don't think that I wouldn't go to any lengths to escape from this world.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

(We all have those feelings, bro. Also, well played about the caskets)

 

Granted, you can only change into Danny DeVito. Have fun.

 

I wish there was proof of aliens.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but nobody believes it is real (like IRL, lol).

 

I wish that vegetables tasted better than meat.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Already granted....look at shrooms and pot.

 

I wish Disney would hurry up and bring back Gravity Falls.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but only as a spinoff called Inertia Floats

 

I wish that Twilight lost her horn for a day, but still had her wings (due to her blood being made of red bull, of course)

Edited February 15, 2014 by AI Pony

[CloserToTheSun 732]

(Hey, if Alex Hirsh is still writing with Kristen Schaal and Jason Ritter still starring, it will be just as good in my book)

 

Granted, but now Pinkie gets the horn and the magic.

 

I wish I could just watch the new episode now

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Granted, but you sit too close to the screen and your eyes get dry! Muhahahaha!!!

 

I wish there were a response to this post

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's stating that you smell. You smell.

(not really)



I wish that I had X for Wii U already!

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but the Wii U catches a nasty virus, making it useless.

 

I wish I had a PS3 so I can play the new Tales of Symphonia

[SunsetDemon 31]

Granted, but the PS3 can't play any games because you brought a CHEAP FAKE. 

 

 

I wish that Sunset Shimmer didn't appear in Rainbow Rocks...

[DigitalRocket 185]

Granted but the ps3 is now broken

 

ninja'd

 

granted but she now appears in every other episode

 

i wish i had a cookie 

Edited February 15, 2014 by DigitalRocket

[Bastion 414]

Granted but its full of raisins and the cookie dough was blended in with coffie

 

I wish I had time to write something.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but it contains raisins. *shudders*

 

(Ninja'd) Granted, but you get writer's block.

 

I wish that I could place first in my clogging competition today.

Edited February 15, 2014 by clockwork24

[Bastion 414]

Granted but it you will place it in a terrible spot.

 

I wish I had some ninjas to fight

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but they kill you quickly and silently....because ninjas.

 

I wish my room was clean.

[clockwork24 103]

Granted, but like all rooms, it eventually becomes dirty again.

 

I wish that It could rain ice cream.

 

(Guys! I placed first in 90% of my clogging dances in competition today!!!!)